The fierce battle raged on, while Mr. T watched from the police car in-tow for lack of something better to do. Ed and Ness were suprised when a bright light shone from above, out of the darkness of the sky. It turned out to be a police helicopter.

"This is the police! Pull over now!" a voice echoed from the helicopter. "There is no use in escaping, we have barriers on both ends of the road. Pull over now and return the stolen police vehicle and you may escape a federal charge."

Ed pulled out his megaphone. "Not until we finish this match!" he said, while trying to fend off Ness at the same time with his broom handle.

"Leave 'em alone, you Police foo's! Ed's crazy!" Mr. T shouted at the helicopter.

Ness spied a road sign ahead. "75 miles. 30 minutes left to finish this match!" He managed to hold off Ed's broom handle, despite the fact that he was using both ends of it.

"If you fail to pull over, we will make you!" the voice rang out from the helicopter. Suddenly, two police superbikes jetted out from the chopper and pursued Ed's car. Ed and Ness were too busy to pay attention, though.

But soon one of the bikes caught up to the car and the rider leaped up onto the hood. He was greeted by Ness, who took a hit from Ed and was knocked backwards into the cop. The impact caused Ness to drop his bat, which rolled down onto the front bumper. Meanwhile, Ed moved in for the win, but was caught off guard by a rubber bullet (legal in 28 states) from the cop.

"That'll teach you to go 86 in a 25 zone." the Cop said.

Meanwhile, Ness grabbed his bat and prepared to fight again. Ed was weakened by the bullet, and so Ness managed to finally knock him off with a well-timed blow. The impact sent Ed flying backwards right into the other cop's bike, which brought the match to an end.

Ed's car finally pulled over and came to a stop as the other cop's motorcycle pulled to a stop and cuffed Ed, then read him his rights.

"Good match, Ness." said Ed as he was being led into the back of a police car that drove up.

"But...that didn't prove anything! You weren't able to fight because of the bullet!"

"No, no no. You won. The rubber bullet was no excuse. I fell out of the arena, and you were still in, so you won."

"YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT." said the cop. "SO BE SILENT!"

"F**k-upo!" said Ed as they threw him in the back.

"Don't go Ed!" said Moochie.

"Are you the driver of this vehicle?" asked another cop.

"Moochie drive." said Moochie.

"You're under arrest for excessive speeding." said the cop.

"Moochie under arrest?"

"Yes." said the cop, who was unsuccessfully trying to fit handcuffs on the little critter's arms. Mr. T was arrested for Grand Theft Auto a few minutes later.

"I pity all of you foo's. Took you five hours just to catch a little puff ball!"

"YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!" said the cop.

"Ya don't be messin wit' me!" said Mr. T. "Just throw me in the back o' da car and sheddup!"

So Ed, Moochie (who was cuffed with duct tape) and Mr. T were under arrest, Ed's car was being towed, and the police car was recovered, leaving Ness.

"Umm...guys? How am I going to get home?" Ness asked the police.
"Teleport." said the policeman.
"Oh yeah!" said Ness, who used PSI Teleport Alpha and whisked down the road.

But he was stopped and arrested for speeding.

THE END?