It had been nearly three hours since the start of the match, and almost 600 miles had been passed on the 800-mile straightaway. Yet the battle raged on. Neither Ed nor Ness seemed to be wearing the other down, so it was a mystery as to how long the match would last.

"Heh...MOOGLE SPEAR!" Ed launched another Moogle Spear at Ness, who took it head-on and fell onto the hood of the car.

"Time to get serious!" said Ness, drawing his Legendary Bat.

"If you insist!" said Ed, drawing his long, skinny broom stick.

The two had a Star-Wars style-battle. But once again, neither of them could seriously damage the other. Suddenly, the car was shaken by several huge, turtle-like monsters jumping onto it.

"We are the Ex-Teenage, Mega-Mutant, Nuclear Ninja Blastoises!" said one.

"Surrender now!" said another, jumping at Ed.

Ed used both sides of the broomstick to his advantage, and the Ex-Teenage Mega Mutant Nuclear Ninja Blastoise was made short work of. Meanwhile, the other Blastoise remembered that they had shell-mounted cannons, and thus used them to their advantage.

"Open Fire!" said the ringleader, a ETMMNN Super-Blastoise.

Water sprayed from every direction, nearly blowing Ed into the fast-moving street below. But Ed caught the edge of the car with one hand. "Moochie! Use the Ion Cannon!"

"Moochie Moochie!" said Moochie, who pressed several buttons on the car's console. A cannon popped out of a hatch on the roof and fired several huge beams at the ETMMNNBs. They moved too fast for the beams to hit them, but this distraction gave Ed enough time to get back on top of the car.

"How about a Truce, just until we beat them?" asked Ness.
"Deal!" said Ed.

"Let me on on 'dis!" said Mr. T, hopping out of the police car tied to Ed's bumper and onto the roof.

The EXMMNN Super-Blastoise and its cohorts attacked!
Ed attacks ETMMNNB A!
536 damage to ETMMNNB A!
Ness attacks ETMMNNB A!
453 damage to ETMMNNB A!
ETMMNNB A stopped attacking!
Mr. T attacked ETMMNNB B!
857 damage to ETMMNNB B!
ETMMNNB B attacks!
31 damage to Ed!
ETMMNNB C attacks!
53 damage to Ness!
ETMMNNB D attacks!
1 damage to Mr. T!
EXMMNN Super-Blastoise attacked with a water blast!
152 damage to Ed!
Ness used PSI Flash Gamma!
ETMMNNB B could not stop crying!
ETMMNNB C could not stop crying!
ETMMNNB D felt a little strange.
It did not work on ETMMNN Super-Blastoise!
Ed attacks ETMMNNB B!
626 damage to ETMMNNB B!
ETMMNNB stopped attacking!
Mr. T attacks!
731 damage to ETMMNNB C!
ETMMNNB C fired a huge blast of water!
429 damage to Ness!
ETMMNNB D was feeling strange.
ETMMNNB D fired a huge blast of water!
555 damage to ETMMNNB C!
ETMMNNB C stopped attacking!
THE ETMMNN Super-Blastoise used Hydro Pump!
674 damage to Moochie!

Just then, Moochie leaped out of the cockpit!
"MOOOOOOOOOCHIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Moochie ate ETMMNNB D and ETMMNN Super-Blastoise!
ETMMNNB D stopped attacking!
ETMMNN Super-Blastoise stopped attacking!

YOU WON!

Ness and his friends gained 15263 Exp. each.
Ness' level is now 78!
Max HP went up by 10!
Strength went up by 1!
Guts went up by 1!

Mr. T's level is now 3!
Max HP went up by 4965!

Mr. T's level is now 4!
Max HP went up by 9605!

Mr. T's level is now 5!
Max HP went up by 14,052!
Mr. T discovered the power of PSI Pityfoo Alpha!

"That was fun." said Mr. T. "I pity them foo's."
Ed noticed a sign ahead. 'Sharp Turn 150 Miles'
"Damn! That battle with the ETMMNNBs lasted longer than I thought! Well, we have one hour to finish this match. Let's go for it, Ness!"

"Gladly." said Ness, as he drew his Bat and Ed drew his broomstick.

END CHAPTER 4