Ness had an idea. "PSI Teleport!" Ness casted PSI Teleport Alpha, but didn't choose to teleport anywhere, therefore he would run much faster unless he hit something. Ness began to chase Ed at incredible speeds of over 110 MPH.

"Yo, wait up!" said Mr. T, who hopped in his van and drove after them.

Meanwhile, in Ed's 1960 Volkswagon Van (with a bad headlight and oil in the window cleaning fluid), Ed thought 'heh, let's see just how long I can make this match last!' But Ness caught him by suprise when he saw him in the crooked rear-view mirror and coming up fast, glowing a brilliant white color.

"Holy crap!" said Ed, who immediately shifted to fourth gear and began going over 80 MPH. But it wasn't enough, as Ness was going over 110 MPH, and eventually Ness caught up to him and leaped up on the roof. He jumped through the sunroof window, which caught Ed by suprise.

"C'mon Ed, let's finish this match!" said Ness.

Ed thought quickly too himself. He noticed that the rear door was open just a little bit. Not much, but it could be enough for what he was planning. "Ok, we'll finish the match, just let me pull over."

"OK." agreed Ness.

Ed swerved the car quickly, throwing Ness out the back and into a pile of garbage cans. "Sucker!" he yelled as he drove off.

Before Ness could activate PSI Teleport again, he had to jump out of the way of the A-Team van. Mr. T was driving on the sidewalk again, like he usually did, plowing over trash cans and street vending carts, and honking the horn furiously and yelling "GET OUTTA MY WAY, FOO'S!"

Mr. T's van pulled to a quick stop. "Which way'd he go?" asked Mr. T.
"That way." said Ness, pointing down the road before he teleported in a flash of light.
"Yo, wait up!" said Mr. T, who quickly took off after him.

Meanwhile, Ed was laughing to himself. "Heh, that was pretty good. But he had no time to relax, as about 6 police cars pulled up behind him, lights flashing and sirens blaring.

"Pull over! This is the police! You are going 86 MPH in a 25 zone!"

"Moochie Hungry!" said a familiar voice.

"Moochie? You're still alive?" asked Ed.

"Moochie Hungry!" the voice said again.

"Where are you, Moochie?"

Moochie came out from the big rip in the back seat.

"Moochie eat cushion foam for months. No more cushion foam! Moochie hungry!"

"So that's where you've been! I thought you ran away!"

"Moochie Hungry!" said Moochie.

"Here, have some pennies." said Ness, reaching into the ashtray and pulling out a handful."

"Moochie! Moochie!" Moochie ate all of them. For a little green penguin, he sure eats a lot.

But among the blazing sirens and lights, Ness was starting to catch up again.
"Moochie! Press the little red button!"

"Moochie push button!" said Moochie.

Immediately, the hood of the van popped off and flew over the top of the van, damaging two cop's windshields. Suddenly, the van transformed into a sleeker, futuristic car, which began going at speeds of over 150 MPH.

"Go go MoogleMobile!" Ed laughed to himself.

Meanwhile, Ness was still catching up. Ed checked his cyber map, and saw that the next 800 miles of road were perfectly straight, so that he could fight Ness without fear of crashing.

Ed climbed up onto the roof of his car. "C'mon, Ness! Bring it!"

Ness caught up to the car and leaped up onto the roof. "OK!"

Meanwhile, the police vehicles faded in the distance as the two began to fight.

END CHAPTER 2