After the battle with the Foo' Pityin' Foo, Mr. T, Ed and Ness traveled over to a nearby building to rest up.

"Hmm...hey Ness." said Ed.
"What?" asked Ness.
"I challenge you to a battle!" said Ed.
"Hmm...OK. Super Smash Bros. Style. We'll fight in that old abandoned building, but we need to rip up some floorboards so that it is possible to be KOed."
"Agreed."

So Mr. T, Ed and Ness went to work ripping up the floorboards. When they were finished, all there was to the building was two floors, each with a big hole in the middle, and the basement, which would count as a KO if you landed in there.

Mr. T was acting as the referee. "I pity the foo' who loses. FIGHT!"

Ness launched a "PK Fire!" Ed took the hit and ran around in circles when he found out that his fur was on fire. Eventually the fire went out.

"Moogle Spear!" said Ed, jabbing out with his spear. Ness jumped out of the way, but ended up hitting his head on a girder.

"Moogle Uppercut!" Ed launched a quick uppercut, knocking Ness up to the upper level of the buidling, and creating a hole in the floor, which mysteriously repaired itself after Ed jumped through it.

"PK Thunder!" said Ness. The thunder blazed upward, right past Ed, and looped around backwards.

"You missed by a longshot!" said Ed. But he spoke too soon, as Ness hit himself with the Thunder and sent himself flying towards Ed. Ed was hit and dropped his Moogle Spear.

"Oh yeah? Well, Moogle Kick!" Ed quickly flew across the room in a blaze of fury, which looked remarkably similar to M. Bison's Psycho Crush. Ness fell back down to the first floor, nearly landing on Mr. T. Ed followed soon after, spear in hand.

"PK Thunder!" said Ness. "Moogle Kick!" said Ed. The two crashed together with the force of at least 4 Gs and created a massive explosion, throwing Ed one way and Ness the other. Ed caught the edge of the platform with one hand, but Ness was more fortunate. He had not flown as far, and was anticipating Ed's next move.

"Looks like I win!" said Ness. "Surrender?"

Ed didn't respond. Instead, he simply let go and dropped off. Suddenly, Ed, in a blaze of firey energy, jutted from beneath the floor and nailed Ness.

"Heh..that was fun." said Ed, noticing that the hole in the floor had repaired itself again. Ness was now hanging on the edge of the platform. Ed moved in closer. Suddenly, Ness jumped up and swung his Legendary Bat. Ed leaped back just in time.

"Heh...catch me if you can!" said Ed, and jumped across the pit over to the door and exited.

"Hey, you're out!" said Ness. "I win!"

"No no no, we agreed that the basement was 'out'. Therefore, the match is still on!"

"...You're right. Don't worry, I'll catch you!"

Ness jumped the pit over to the door, which Ed tried to close, but was unsuccessful in doing so, because Ness grabbed him and threw him back through it before he had the chance.

"Moogle Uppercut!" said Ed, blazing back through the door. Before Ness could react, Ed made a run for his van.

"What do you think you're doing?" said Ness.

"The match is still on!" said Ed, who backed up and revved towards Ness. Ness jumped out of the way as Ed drove off.

"I see his plan...he's trying to get away from the basement, which we agreed was "out." He wants this match to go on forever! Well, I'll just have to catch him, drag him back here, and get him in that basement!"

END CHAPTER 1