Ed's first ever EarthBound Fanfic
Ed VS the EarthBound Crew
by Ed the Moogle

Prelude

It was a dark night in December 1999, in a dark alley in Las Vegas. Ed the Moogle had spent all of his hot money on casino chips, and had lost it all to the invincible Royal Flush. Now he was walking down the street, looking for another bank to fraud using his evil network. Suddenly, he met a boy in a red cap wearing a blue and yellow striped shirt and blue pants.

"Hey...it's YOU!" said Ed. "You're Ness from EarthBound!"
"Yes?"
"What are you doing in Vegas? I thought you lived in EagleLand!"
"I pity the foo who questions Ness!" said a mysterious bearded man nearby."
"Hey, you're Mr. T!" said Ed. "There were at least four or five guys that looked like you in EarthBound!"
"I pity those foo's!" said Mr. T.
"Weren't you a boxer in Rocky III?"
"I pity the foo that passed off as me!"
"Do you like to pity foo's?" asked Ed.
"I pity the foo that questions my pityin' foo's!"
"Wait a minute, you're not Mr. T! You're the evil Foo' Pityin' Foo!"
"I pity the foo that discovers my true identity!"

Foo' Pityin' Foo attacked!
Ness attacked Foo' Pityin' Foo!
SMAAAAAASH!
686 damage to Foo' Pityin' Foo!
Ed attacks!
11 damage to Foo' Pityin' Foo!
Just then, some guy rushed down the street.
"I pity the foo that messes with Ness!"
It was the REAL Mr. T!
Mr. T attacks Foo' Pityin' Foo!
999 damage to Foo' Pityin' Foo!
Foo' Pityin' Foo dissapeared!

YOU WON!
Ness, Ed and Mr. T gained 1 exp. each.
Ed's level is now 99!
HP up by 10!
Mr. T's level is now 2!
HP up by 853!

"Wow, thanks Mr. T!" said Ed.
"Ya don't be messin' wit da A-team!" said the REAL Mr. T.
"Did you play Barret in FF7?"
"Yeah. He was a foo."