Leave Cross-Dressing to the Professionals

Preparing for Halloween, Paula, Jeff, Poo, and Ness,
Were trying to decide upon how they were going to dress.
The Ness said, "Paula, go as Jeff, and Jeff can go as Poo,
Then Poo can dress up as me, and I can go as you."
So Ness put on a pink dress, dyed his hair, and tied it with a ribbon of red,
Jeff gave his glasses to Paula, put on a Gi, then sighed and shaved his head.
Paula combed her hair straight, and put on Jeff's green suit.
Poo put on Ness' hat and clothes, and Paula said, "How cute."
And so they all came down the stairs, each looking like another
Ness' mom saw them, shook her head, and she remarked, "Oh brother."
And so they went to get their loot, going from door to door.
But at Agerate's, Ness tripped on the dress, and fell onto the floor.
The dress was torn, the ribbon lost, but the four received their treats,
And they left Onett's suburbs to go out onto the streets.
Sadly, with her vision blurred, Paula walked into a tree.
The glasses became cracked, and she was bruised quite nastily.
They went to the next house as Paula gently gave her wound a rub,
When Poo's backpack strap caught on the door, and he fell into a thorny shrub.
Poo healed his cuts with PSI after pulling himself free.
The house was out of candy, to add insult to injury.
They then chose to have a rest to see what they had so far.
Each had four toffees, two bags of chips, and a Peanut Cheese Bar.
They continued on, but with no glasses, Jeff failed to see the open sewer.
By the time he'd managed to climb out, he smelled quite like manure.
They decided they had had enough, and home each of them ran,
After they had SMAAAAAAAAAASHED Ness for coming up with the costume plan.