The Chosen Four, Ness, Paula, Jeff, and Poo, Were tired from what Buzz-Buzz told them to do Their weapons were battered. Their magic was drained. Their money was gone. Their bodies were pained. One fateful night, Jeff had a great thought! The snowball he threw Hit Poo with a SPLOT! What ensued that day Was epic indeed! Tales of their war Spread from Winters to Threed. All around Eagleland People waited to hear The outcome of the fight Between those they loved so dear When the snow stopped flying, With the four out of breath, Only one was left standing! But who could be left? It was not Poo, Twasn’t Jeff! Ness was knocked out, Not Paula was left... A huge red man Was standing still tall! Santa with his Reindeer! Holding a massive snowball! "Ho ho ho, I’m here to save the day... You punk little kids, The tale has gone astray!" "Because of your dawdling Giygas has nearly won! He’s captured Jeff’s father, While you were off having fun!" Santa’s stern voice Filled the four with grief. It was with Giygas That they had beef. Their petty squabble Had lost the world war... Now Giygas thanks The snow-covered four... "Ness, I have won! Evil rules all! There will be no Jingle Bells... Or decking the hall!" With that Santa’s face Turned bright as his suit! "No one ruins Christmas!" he yelled, As he kicked Giygas with one boot. Giygas collapsed And cried out in pain. He learned his lesson, His planning in vain. The world was now safe Thanks to Santa’s big shoes. But what would happen To the Chosen One’s blues? They had lost the war, Given up on the fight! Snowballs had lost The world that night! Santa cried out: "Come on board, ya’ll! Ness, here’s a phone For your dad to call!" At the North Poll The five were quickly greeted By four tiny robots Their energy depleted! "Giygas used our power To enslave the human race!" The four robots cried together. One slapped Ness in the face. Santa threw the four out, On that cold winter day. They killed those poor robots! And now they would pay. That fight was fun enough, But ended in great pain Now Giygas is dead, And the Chosen One’s slain!