By TeRrA|kArI 

                              Christmas Blackout!


Its December 10th in Onett.
Mom: "Ness! Could you help your father put up the christmas lights? He is only a phone you know!"
Ness: "Sure Mom"
Outside Ness climbs to the roof and starts hanging the Red and Green lights on the roof.
After a few minutes Pokey notices Ness and goes outside.
Pokey: "Hey Pig Butt!"
Ness: "Pokey I'm hanging up lights if you don't mind!"
Pokey: "I don't mind... I just came over to tell you about the Super Ultra MegaMan lights my dad is out buying"
Ness: "So? Why would I care you fat Fluffernutter?!
Pokey sticks out his fist and yells "cause now my family is going to win first prize in the Happy Christmas House contest!"
Ness now remembers about the festival Onett has around Christmas to see who has the most Christmasy house.
Pokey walks back to his house laughing and talking to himself about all the cool stuff he could buy with the prize money.
1 hour later.
Ness's house is finnaly compeletly decorated and it looks very pretty.
Tracy: "Wow! You did a great job putting up the lights Ness!"
Ness: Thanks...
*Screeeeeech* Pokey's dad slams on the breaks inchs before he hits his house!
Mr. Minch: "Woah! I almost broke my house! If I did though... I wouldn't have to fix the sink... darn!"
Pokey and his family gather around the trunk of the car and wow each other as the big box is hauled out of it.
Picky: "Now thats what I call a big box!
Inside the box were 87 huge Hot Pink and Sky Blue lights... Also there was a big Do-it-Yourslef Santa and Sliegh kit.
Pokey: "Now they are cool decorations! 
Mr. Minch: "Who said thats it?
All of a sudden a big Moving van pulls up with 710 lights, 8 Santas, 3 reindeer, 91 Candy Canes and 18 Pine Trees.
Then 4 men run out of the truck and set everything up in 10 minutes.
Pokey hugs his dad and says "I know a Fat, joly man that gives me presents and it ain't Santa!"
Ness and Tracy stand there really puppy-eyed because they thought for sure that they were going to lose the contest.
Inside Pokey's house, Pokey throws a big, shiny switch that make a weird buzzing noise.
Ness: Oh Man whats that noise!?
*Wooosssshhhh* The all the lights flick on.
The colors of the lights are sooo brite it makes Tracy fly backwards and hit the dog.
Tracy: OW!
Then Ness watchs as the lights soon turn off.
Ness: "WTF?!"
Pokey: "Whats happening to my house?!"
Then they both look down at Onett as one by one all the house, stores and clubhouses lose their power.
Ness's Dad: "Whats going on out there?!"
Ness: Help Dads the power is gone out!
reidman: Hey what happened to the lights!? I was taking a shower!
Then in a burst of rainbow colors (more like easter colors *shudder*) light up the sky!
All the power is being used on Pokey's house!
Being blinded by the stupid lights Ness transports himself to Twoson.
He quickly ran to Paula's house and explained the whole story.
Paula: "Wow! That fat slob Pokey has taken over Onett with brite and disturbing colors!
Ness: "Yeah thats right." "We should do something about it..."
Paula: "Right after TV.
Ness: "We have to do it NOW Paula!"
Paula: "Okay.... meanie"
Ness: "Wait! We will need Jeff and Poo."
Paula: *sigh* "Ok lets go"
She grabed his sholder and teleported to Winters and then Dallam and back to Twoson.
Jeff: "Hey"
Poo: "Hi"
Paula: "Nice Weather huh?"
Poo: "Oh ya great"
Jeff: A little snowy in Winters"
Paula: "Got any Girlfriends?"
Ness: "Stop already!!! Its important that we stop Pokey! He is draining the power for Onett and he will soon go on to other towns"
Poo: "Alright lets go"
As they are walking to Onett, They notice that the forest to Onett was taken down and a bride over a big pit was there now.
Jeff: "I've heard about this, Its the Evil Trol bridge. The troll will ask you answer of any 3 questions he wants but if you get it wrong... you will fall to your death.
Ness: That sucks.
Then, out of nowhere... OrangeKid runs up and offers his help to them.
OrangeKid: "I'll help you cross the bridge because I ripped you off last year *snicker snicker*
Paula: Okkkkk
Ness, Poo, Paula and Jeff all get their 3 questions right and go to Onett safely.
OrangeKid then walks up.
Troll: "What is your name?"
OrangeKid: "My name is Sir OrangeKid the 1st.
Troll: "What is your mission?"
OrangeKid: To help these kids cross the bridge.
Troll: What is your favorite color?
OrangeKid: Blue....NO Oran.... *The brige opens and OrangeKid falls.
Poo: Whew! I hated him anyway.
The 4 heros walk to Pokey's house and try to make him fall off and bang his toe or something. But they fail.
Pokey: "HAHA! I own youse all and I will eat lots of food and win the Christmas contest! Baw hahaha!
Ness and company agree that they are no match for this blubbering baby and decide they need an equal power source.
They then teleport to Lumine Hall and talk to Electro Specter.
"HI SPECTER" they all said.
Electro S.: " Hey! I heard you guys needed my help to defeat fatty man!
Ness: huh!? How did you know?
Electro S.: Duh! your thoughts are dispayed on the wall and I was reading them silly!
Ness: Oh right...
Jeff: Lets get going now... we need to save Frank and the new Mach Pizza!
Poo: That was really unexpected...
They left the scence and arrived back at Ness's house.
Electro S.: So, you want me to blast the house and destroy his cool decorations?!
Poo: Yeah thats about it.
Electro S.: Your crazy... just because I'm tame dosen't mean I'm insane!
Then Electro Specter left the scene.
Ness: Thats great! That freaking great!
Paula: Now how are we supposed to stop him!?
Jeff: All is lost...
Suddenly! King comes out of the house because he had to use the bathroom.
Ness: Whats that have to do with the story?
Poo and Jeff are busy off making plans on how to destroy the power lights.
Jeff: Well we could bulid a time transporter and go back before this happened and blow up the lights.
Poo: Nah! By then Christmas will be over and I don't wanna waste it this year.
They decide to throw rocks at the house untill Pokey gives up.
Ness: Great Idea!
Paula: Yeah super!
So they throw lots of rocks at the big easter colored house.
Ness: Its no use!
Paula: We lost for sure!
In the background however... King was peeing on an unwrapped cord and the whole house short-circuted.
Ness: Wow! Cool!
Jeff: We're saved!
Poo: Waaahooo!
4 days later...
"Wow! Great! Original! Hotdog!"
All the judges were evaluating the houses.
"The 3rd place winner is Frank for is Great "broken-into-home" look.
Frank: Ack! What happened to my house while I was gone!?
"The 2nd place winner is.... *drumroll* Ness for his Classic Christmas look."
Ness: SECOND!?
"And for the 1st place winner... the award and $99006 and 27 pennies prize goes to...... POKEY MINCH!
Everyone: HOW DID POKEY WIN?!
Judge: He won for originality! By having every light in his house broken and all power to his house cut off!
Man 1: Oh I see now! He was a great pick!
Man 2: Couldn't have picked a better choice!
Now Ness was very angry and ran up to Pokey my hit him really hard in the face and switched prizes.
No one stopped him however because Ness saved them a while back so it was a happy Christmas After all.

THE END!
By: TeRrA|kArI