EarthBound Conversation

Ness: 156 Channels and they all have the same stupid Christmas Specials on them
TV: Next on Channel 57 is It's a Wonderful Life.
*Click*
TV: Next on channel 39 is Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
Ness: *Sigh*
*Click*
TV: Next en Univision es It's a Wonderful Life en español, followed by Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer en español.
Ness: *Sigh**Turns off TV* I wonder what Paula, Jeff, and Poo are doing... I know! I'll go visit them!!!
*At Jeff's House*
Jeff: I've almost finished my perfect gift! I'll give everybody what they want through a matter creator! Ill just make one more...
*Door Slams open*
Ness: HEY JEFF! WHAT'CH DOIN!?!
Jeff: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
*Crash!*
Jeff: My machine...
Ness: I see that you're busy right now, so I guess I'll see you tonight at the Christmas party!
*Ness Leaves Quietly*
Jeff: My machine...
*Later that day, at Paula's House...*
Paula: I hope the guys like the Fabergé ornaments I bought them(Especially since I paid $50 apiece for them).
*Door slams open*
Ness: HEY PAULA!!!!!
Paula: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!
*The ornaments fall to the groun and smash into hundreds of pieces*
Paula: My ornaments!!
Ness: Oops... did I do that?
Paula(Upset): My ornaments... they cost me all I had!
Ness: Uh, Paula? Hello! Earth to Paula!
Paula(Angrily): Ness, don't you have some last-minute shopping to do?
Ness: I almost forgot! I gotta pick up my layaway at the Fourside Department Store! Thanks for reminding me! See you tonight at my Christmas party!I'll pick my things up after I see Poo!
*Ness rushes out*
*At Poo's Palace in Dalaam*
Poo: I hope the gang likes the gift certificate for a three-person week-long stay at   Summers.Now, all I have to do is put in in the envel-
*Ness sneaks up behind Poo*
Ness: HEY, POO! WHAT'CHA DOIN'!
Poo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
*Poo rips the certificate in half*
Ness: Uh...oh. I did something wrong didn't I?
Poo: N-n-no. I'm fine. I will be at the party tonight.
Ness: How did you know?
Poo: I'm psychic.I also know that you need to get to Fourside.
Ness: Thanks for reminding me! See you later!
*At the Fourside Department Store*
Ness: Hi! I'm Ness. I have some layaway items to pick up.
Woman: I'm sorry, but I have no record of a Ness on the computer.
Ness: WHAT!?!?!? Listen, I am in a hurry and I am VERY dangerous when I am in a hurry!
Woman: Well whaddya know? You ARE on the computer. Here's your order. T-thank you for shopping!
*At the Christmas Party*
*Doorbell rings*
Ness: They're here!
*Paula, Poo, and Jeff walk in*
Jeff: We''re here, even though we had some setbacks...
Paula: Yeah! We all got gifts for everyone!
Poo: Yeah!
Ness: really? I got you all something too! for Jeff, I got a super computer kit, and for Paula, I got a diamond ring, and finally for Poo, I got a South Park video.
Jeff, Paula, and Poo: All right!!
Poo: I got you all a week's stay at the Hotel du Summers. I'm sorry they are ripped in half. The clerk said that the hotel would still take them.
Ness: Paula, and Jeff: WOO HOO!
Paula: I got you all Fabergé ornaments. I'm sorry the colors don't match. I dropped them. Even so, the're still pretty.
Ness, Paula, and Jeff: Wow...
Jeff: Finally, it's my turn. I made a machine that will create whatever you want.
*Ness tries the machine*
Ness, Paula, Poo, and Jeff: Whoa! What's happening?
*Ness, Paula, Poo, and Paula are teleported to Scaraba*
Ness: Oh great. NOW how are we gonna celebrate Christmas?
Paula: I know! PSI FREEZE OMEGA!
*It starts to snow*
Ness: All right! A white Christmas in Scaraba! This is the best Christmas ever! Merry CHrismas Everyone!
                   *The End*