Narrator: It is the year 199X, and Ness has learned about his image from Jeff, who is spending his Halloween with Ness handing candies out to little kids. We also know that the game is real, so don't complain.
Ness: Why is it that kids don't come as cool things anymore, only lame skeletons? Man, last year was a good trick-or-treat season.
Jeff: Good thing they aren't coming as Starmen this year. Those guys were insane.

Jeff brings up #earthbound on Austnet, screenname: ziggy880.

Jeff: What's this? Diospadre has just announced that there will be a....... *DINGDONG* Oh Ness, I'll get it!

Jeff opens the door, and Paula comes in.

Paula: Trick or treat, fellas! I am leading a group of preschoolers through the neighborhoods for candy! As she talks, a bee flies into the house, and lands on the wall. And that's about all that I need to say about what happened THIS weekend.
Ness: Aah, I see, but do feel free to call.
Jeff: So Paula, are the kids behaving well tonight?
Paula: Of course they are. Paula grabs some candy, and gets some for the kids. Well, I'd best be off!
Jeff: Thanks for coming! *closes door* Now, Ness, back to what I was saying about diospadre. He said that he will..... *DINGDONG* Okay Ness, don't forget to hit the switch this time. Ness flicks the strobe, opens the door, and sees......
Ness: Nothing. *slams door* *DINGDONG* Ness opens the door again, this time to see...
Ness: Nothing? Ness examines the area and hears a sniggering from the bushes. Well, PSI Thunder alpha! (In case you're wondering, Ness didn't use PSI Thunder in the game, but does now, thanks to Paula.) Ness clears all the shrubs out, and still sees nothing.
Jeff: Ness, didn't your mum ever tell you that the violent way isn't the only way? Step aside. Jeff reaches up, and feels a fuzzy foot. He looks up quickly, expecting something horrible, but it's only Bubble Monkey. Oh. Here's some bubble gum.
Bubble Monkey: Ooh! Aah eeh!!! *CHEW* *SLAM*
Ness: Man, they always come at the weirdest moments. Now Jeff, what is it dios is trying to say? I am losing patience.
Jeff: Well, he said there would be changes in the site somehow, and put up a link to the new layout. It wasn't too good. The bee on the wall hovers near the candy, then goes back to the wall, unsatisfied. And he said we'd have to live with it.
Ness: Then what? I know there's a then what in your statement. C'mon, SAY IT!!! Ness' red hat starts to come off of his head slowly.
Jeff: Yeah, he said it was a joke. Tee-hee. Ness' hat bursts into flames. Oh, and did I mention Saturnman's harrassing me?
Ness: No, you didn't. Now I need a new hat. Suddenly, Ness gets notices strange levels of PSI coming from the wall where the bee is sitting. Why, that feels like PSI energy coming from.... that wall!! That can't be, Jeff, because you're not PSI prone!
Jeff: Your calculations are correct, Ness. When did that bug come in? The bug begins to buzz around the room
Ness: PSI Flash! The bug's PSI shield reflected PSI Flash! Whoa, that was weird. Let's try..... PSI Rockin'!
Jeff: NO NESS!!!!!!! You'll nuke me!
Ness: Good point. Ness took a swing at the bug, but missed! He followed through, and hit the bug! Strangely, the bug survived..... and mutated into Starman Final!
Starman Final: Prepare.... to...... *DINGDONG*
Ness: Hold that thought. *opens door* Wuzzat?
Jeff: I believe it is a tomato...
Starman Final: How cute!
Ness: Here's some candy. Run off now. *looks at Starman FInal* Now, it's time to get back to your thought!
Starman Final: What I was going to say is prepare.... to.... die.
Jeff: Well......
Ness: Good thought, but not good enough! PSI Rockin'!
Ness' PSI ROckin' hit Starman FInal for 1543 damage! Starman FInal called for help! Buzz Buzz Jr. came!
Ness: BUZZ BUZZ? What the heck?
Jeff: Ness, I found something that may be of interest to you. Take a look.

Should Ness......

Go to Jeff, fight, or ask why Buzz Buzz is here? You make the call!