'Twas the Boing Before Christmas!

	Twas the boing before Christmas and all through the Valley
	Some Saturn's were stirring (There's no time to dally)
	The stockings were hung by the ladders with care
	In hopes that Mr. Nicholas was soon to be there
	The Saturn boys and girls were swimming merrily in the streams
	Hoping that a pretty new bow'd no longer be just a dream
	Last minute shopping was still being done
	The Mister and Misses going store to store from
	If only Mr. Nicholas was real! They thought
	So presents for children wouldn't have to be bought
	Master Belch action figures in most every house
	So The Chosen Four toys'd have evil plans to louse
	Parents storming down the store's every hall
	It seemed that Wal-Mart'd have the best Christmas of all!
	Finally the closing hours drew near
	Christmas, then, was nearly here!
	The Saturn-boys and Saturn-girls were tucked into bed
	The adults now had to use their head
	Cuz if they were seen Mr. Nick'd be dead!
	They scrambled to stuff stockings and nest toys 'round the tree
	But there was a site they didn't think they would see
	Mr. Nicholas was real, not just on TV!
	His sleigh pulled by reindeer he landed on houses 
	Where there was no action, not even that of stray Rowdy Mouses
	They stood there in awe, even as trees began to lean
	Mr. Nick wasn't fake, he just hated being seen!
 	Eyeing the clocks they hurriedly continued
	Still surprised by what they had just viewed
	A childhood icon, tarnished as they had each become Mr. Man
	Had ZoOm'd back in their lives, fast as reindeer can
	Overjoyed at the sight they kept on moving
	Wrapping *NSaturn records so preteen Saturn's could keep on groovin'
	And by 11:30 it was almost done
	By midnight the little one's would surely come
	And with renewed vigor the adults could say
	Merry Christmas to all, The Mr. Nicholas way!