The Nessy Earthbound Picture Show - Robbie Matye
Earthbound/SNES funner
Usherette: Frank Fly became sad
When all the sharks got mad
But he wanted a new plan.
And Prince Poo was there
Without any hair,
Jeffy finally met his dad.
Then something detored
When a crashed meteor;
Got stuck in a town called Onett.
Then like a deadly crime
A bee was From... Another Time.
And this is how the message ran:
Chorus: Earthbound, On SNES is funner
Doctor Andonuts will make a space runner.
See hippies fighting Ness and Paula
Mad bears go on the maula
Wo Oh Oh Oh Oh
At the late night, Funkastic, RPG.
Usherette: I knew Pokey the fat kid
Was acting quite candid
When he got scared and ran to the hills.
And out went the lights
And a store spook fight
Went out into the fourside mall.
Spinning Robo said PSI
Made him quite shy
And people wanted him to just die
But When Starmen Collide,
Said Pokey's dad to his bride,
"I'm gonna give the kids an ass whuppin,"
Like a...
Chorus: Earthbound, On SNES is funner
Doctor Andonuts will make a space runner.
See hippies fighting Ness and Paula
Mad bears go on the maula
Wo Oh Oh Oh Oh
At the late night, Funkastic, RPG.
I got pee
Hee hee hee
To the late night, Funkastic, RPG.
By Runway Bro,
Oh Oh Oh
To the late night, Funkastic, RPG.
In bring screen TV
Hee He Hee
To the late night, Funkastic, RPG.
Onettian: Here they come!
Photographer: Let's get a picture. Ready, Say Fuzzy Pickles
Lucky: I guess we finally did it, huh.
Ness: I don't think there's any doubt about that. You and Venus have been almost inseparable
since you met in Dr. Andonuts' singing courses.
Lucky: Well Daddio, it aint like I be needin those sanging lessons anyway, I only went to meet her scoobeedeedoo!
Venus: O.K. you guys, this is it.
Lucky: Well Venus is going to throw the bouquet.
Paula: I got it! I got it!
Lucky: Hey little man, looks like it could be your turn next, eh?
Ness: Who knows. I'm only 12 years old
Lucky: Well, gotta split kid. Guess we better get going now Venus. Come on, hop in the tour bus, and sang me a tune, married it's what we are, married is what be be, money is what we need. See ya, Ness!
Paula: Oh Ness, wasn't it wonderful? Didn't Venus look radiantly beautiful? I can't it. An hour ago she was just plain old Venus and now... now she's well she decided to still not have a last name
Ness: Yes Puala, Lucky is..a lucky guy
Puala: Yes.
Onettian: You know those celebrity marriages never last
Ness: Uh, everyone knows that Venus is awesome at those high pitches
Paula: Yes.
Ness: Why Lucky himself: The Runaway five is set for another platinum soon.
Paula: Yes.
Ness: Hey Paula.
Paula: Yes Ness?
Ness: I've got something to say.
Paula: Uh huh.
Ness: I really love the... skillful way... you used your PK and PSI powers...to catch the brides bouquet!
Paula: Oh Ness.
Ness: When we all traveled through deep darkness. (likeness)
All our friendship we all seamed to harness. (likeness)
But couldn’t we both be so more-ness. (likeness)
I've one thing to say and that's Psycka, Paula I like you.
We had a very long journey-ness. (likeness)
Your PSI powers seemed to cure my soreness. (likeness)
If fuzzy pickle guy showed up moreness. (likeness)
Then he must have learned that Psycka, Paula I like you.
Here's a ring to prove my ATM grows
I can buy you off: anybody knows.
With diamonds, jewels, or non-stick fry pans.
Oh, P-A-U-L-A I like you man.
Paula: Oh, I don’t care about your money-ness. (Oh Ness)
Now we're talking in happi-ness (Oh Ness)
We’ll no longer be in Sadness. (Oh Ness)
I've one thing to say and that's Ness, I'm best, for you too.
Oh Ness...
Ness: Oh... psycka!
Paula: I'm mad...
Ness: Oh, Paula.
Paula: For you.
Ness: I like you too.
Ness & Paula: There's one thing left to do - ah - oo.
Ness: And that's go see the man who began allness. (likeness)
When we met in his Winter lab - ness (likeness)
Made me make you a robot with no hatness. (likeness)
Now I've one thing to say and that's Psycka, Paula, I like you.
Dammit, Paula.
Paula: Oh Ness, likeness.
Ness: Psycka, Paula.
Ness & Paula: I like you.
Shark from outside: Cooties!
Buzz-Buzz: I would like, ah, if I may, ...to take you on a strange journey. It seemed a fairly ordinary night when Ness the boy wonder and his "friend girl" Paula Polestar, two young, ordinary, healthy, but psycic kids who had already once saved the world, left Onett that late Eagleland evening, to visit a Dr. Andonuts, scientist who made them into a robot, and
now friend to both of them. It's true there were dark storm clouds, towards which they were bicycling . It's true, also, they had no extra spare tire but, uh, they being normal kids and, on a
night out... well, they were not going to let a storm spoil the events of their
evening, were they?... On a night out... it was a night out they were going to
remember... for a very long time…at least for a week or so.
Paula: Gosh, that's the third skate punk that's passed us. They sure do take their lives in
their hands, what with the weather and all.
Ness: Yes, life's pretty cheap to that type.
Paula: Oh. ...What's the matter, Ness…buddy?
Ness: Hmmm.. we must have taken the wrong fork a few miles back.
Paula: Oh, but where did that skate punk come from?
Ness: Hmmm... well I guess we'll just have to turn back.
Paula: Oh! What was that bang?
Ness: We must have gotten stuck in the mud. DANG! I knew I should have gotten a spare bike tire.
Well, you just stay here I'll go for help.
Paula: But where will you go in the middle of nowhere? For some reason the storm is interfering with our teleport abilities
Ness: Didn't we pass a castle back down the road a few miles? Maybe they have a telephone I
could use.
Paula: I'm going with you.
Ness: Oh, no, Paula, there's no sense in both of us walking.
Paula: I'm coming with you! Besides Ness, the owner of that phone might have some Mach Pizza,
and you might never come back again.
Ness: Heh, heh, heh, heh.
OVER AT THE FRANKIESTEIN MARK III PLACE
Paula: In a black darkness,
With sun out of sight,
Very dark, not a shining star.
You have no idea who you are.
Ness & Paula: That place is big...
Chorus: Over at the Frankiestein place.
Ness & Paula: That place is big...
Chorus: Bigger than a Pokemon parade...
Ness & Paula: That place is big, very big, bigger than even Pokey’s ego
Jeff Joff: This place may be bigger than my dads lab.
Its big yes big, but big scary places make us glad
Especially in October, for SM.net Funfest!
Ness & Paula: It’s really big...
Chorus: Over at the Frankiestein place.
Ness & Paula: It’s big...
Chorus: Bigger than Bill Gates bank account
It’s big, way big
Ness & Paula: ...even bigger than Pokey’s ego.
Buzz-Buzz: And so, it seemed that fortune had smiled on Ness and Paula and that they had found the
assistance that their plight required. ...Or had they? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
BWAHAHAHAHA PHEW….
Paula: Ness, let's go back, I'm cold and I'm hungry...
Ness: Just a moment Paula, they might have some pizza.
Jeff Joff: Hello.
Ness: Hi! My name is Ness, and this is my fiancee, Paula Polestar. I wonder if you could
help us. You see, we got our bike stuck in some mud and we are hungry... do you have some pizza we could eat
Jeff Joff: You're wet.
Paula: No - Duh!
Ness: No. Haven’t we seen you somewhere before?
Jeff Joff: No... I think perhaps you better both come inside.
Paula: You're too kind. Oh Ness, I'm frightened. What kind of a place is this?
Ness: Oh, it's probably some kind of resort for spectacle wearing nerds
Paula: Oh.
Jeff Joff: This way.
Paula: Are you having a party?
Jeff Joff: You've arrived on a rather special night. It's one of the master's parties.
Paula: Now I’m sure we’ve seen you before.
Poo: You’ve seen us, he’s seen us, we’ve all seen us!! HA HA HA HA HA!
THE TELE PORT
Jeff Joff: It's astounding;
When you’re EBounding;
Weirdness and Mondo Moles.
But listen closely...
Poo: Just a little hosely.
Jeff Joff: I've got to stay nerdy.
You don’t remember, back killing Giygas
When we were your friends
The blackness would hit me
Riff & Poo: After getting your head handed!
Saturns: Let’s do a teleport again.
Let's do a teleport again.
Buzz-Buzz: You take take in a breath of air.
Saturns: Boing, Boing, ZOOOOOM.
Buzz-Buzz: Take a running start.
All: And go staright forward.
But when you run in a wall
You turn bl-a-a-a-ack.
Let's do the teleport again.
Let's do the teleport again.
Poo: Oh it’s dizzy, and yet so crazy
the best of mu training, with some spirit punk
Fly into a void, crazy as the noid!
Go to Daalam, I’m a hunk.
Jeff Joff: With a bit of a lost time
Poo: You start feeling sublime.
Jeff Joff: Yet the Talah Rama, makes a monkey do it
Poo: You go at the speed of light.
Jeff Joff: And you become out of sight!
All: Let's do the teleport again.
Let's do the teleport again.
Tracy: Well I was at escargo express calling ness
When this crazy sharky guy drove me to madness.
He shouted out, and then he danced
He had a robot guy, named Frankiestein.
He brandashed a knife, I felt a change.
The law meant nothing, never would again.
Saturns: Let’s do a teleport again.
Let's do a teleport again.
Buzz-Buzz: You take take in a breath of air.
Saturns: Boing, Boing, ZOOOOOM.
Buzz-Buzz: Take a running start.
All: And go staright forward.
But when you run in a wall
You turn bl-a-a-a-ack.
Let's do the teleport again.
Let's do the teleport again.
Paula: Ness, say something.
Ness: Say, do any of you guys know how to do the funky chicken, the charleston, or the ever popular Dude Love Dance?
Paula: Ness, please, get up to date.
Ness: For God's sake keep a grip on yourself Paula.
Paula: But all the Saturns are acting weird
Ness: It's just a party, Paula.
Paula: Well - I want to go.
Ness: Well we can't go anywhere until I get to a phone and eat some pizza. Pizza r l33t.
Paula: Well then ask that bald guy.
Ness: Just a moment, Paula - we don't want to bug them.
Paula: This isn't the Junior Chamber of Humanity, Ness.
Ness: They're probably foreigners with ways different than our own. They may do some more...folk dancing.
Paula: Look, I'm cold, I'm wet, and I'm just plain scared!
Ness: I'm here - there's nothing to worry about.
SUPER MAMBO GUY
Frank: Whats up you
Cool cats you
Your super groovy man.
We are havin a party
Getting pretty narly
All we need is a candyman.
Don't get upset by my outdated fads.
Don't forget about the 50s.
Maybe we are a half century past
But at least it's better than the 60s.
I'm a super ultra mambo tango
fox trot super, cool guy- ai hi
Let me rock and roll
Maybe scoop some skoal.
You look like you're both pretty hip.
Or if somethings a miss
Like maybe you miss
A little bit of good old El Vis
Ness: I'm glad we could meetcha,
Do you have some pizza?
We're both kind of a little hungry.
Paula: Right.
Ness: We'll just eat, use the phone,
If there's a dial tone.
I hope you have peporoni.
Frank: Well you broke your bike, well, aint that nice?
Well, dadios, don't you mistake.
When somethings going wrong and there is something at stake
I'll make sure that it will not break.
I'm a super ultra mambo tango
fox trot super, cool guy- ai hi
Why don't you stay till your clean?
Jeff Joff: clean.
Frank: Jeff can fix your machine?
Tracy: chine.
Frank: I could show you my record collection.
I've got a new friend out back
Even though he's kind of fat
But he's good for eating up my......left overs
I'm a super ultra mambo tango
fox trot super, cool guy- ai hi
HIT IT, HIT IT!
I'm just a super ultra mambo tango
Frank, Tracy, Jeff Joff, Poo: super ultra mambo tango
Frank: fox trot super,
Tracy, Jeff Joff, Poo: cool guy.
Frank: So - come see my experiment,
And give Pokeystein a breath mint.
Then you could use your PSI --- Rockin.
But maybe the pour
Are no excuse for
Getting home on time.
The 1950's Are Sublime!!!!!!!
Paula: Oh! Ness!
Ness: It's all right Paula. Just keep calm
Tracy: Haven't we seen you before?
Ness: Hi, my name is Ness, and this is my "friend girl", Paula Polestar; ah.. you are...?
Tracy: You're very lucky to be invited up to Frank's laboratory. Some go absolutly nuts man.
Ness: People like you maybe.
Tracy: Ha! I don't really care as long as I'm paid
Jeff Joff: Come along - the master doesn't like to be kept waiting.
Poo: Hurry it up
Paula: Is he, um, Frank I mean - is he married because, he is so cool!
Ness: Paula
Jeff Joff: The master is not yet married, nor do I think he ever will be, he's only 15 We are simply his servants.
Paula: Oh. How much do you get paid?
Jeff Joff: Mumble
Frank: Poo, Tracy - go assist Jeff Joff. I will entertain ...uh huh huh...
Ness: Ness This is my fiancee, Paula "Lonestar".
Paula: Polestar.
Ness: Polestar? Um.
Frank: WHUUUSUUUUUUP
Ness and Paula: WHUUUUUSUUUUUUUP
Frank: Well! How nice. BUt your clothes aren't hip at all, try these on They'll make you feel less... square. It's not often we receive visitors here, let alone offer them... hospitality.
Ness: Hospitality!? All we wanted to do was eat a piece of pizza, a reasonable request which you've chosen to ignore!
Paula: Ness, don't be ungrateful.
Ness: Ungrateful!
Frank: Cool it man, it's not even dinner time yet, we eat late hear
Paula: Well, so do I?
Frank: Do you have any tattoos, Ness?
Ness: Certainly not! I'm 12
Frank: Oh well,.. how about you?
Paula: Well I have a temporary one on my er.... tee hee
Ness: On your what
Paula: My knee
Ness and Paula: ....
Jeff Joff: Everything is in readiness, master. We merely await your... word.
Frank: Tonight, narely dudes... you are about to witness a new breakthrough Rock and Roll research! First I wanted to make the newest oldies sensation. Then it happened, all the piecies seemed to fit in to place. Why make a monster that is perfect, when you could have one, Imperfect!!! It took a small accident to make it happen... AN ACCIDENT...
Poo & Tracy: An accident!
Frank: ..and that's how I discovered the secret, that elusive ingredient, that SPARK that is the
breath of life... Yes, I have that knowledge... I hold the secret... to life... itself!
You see, you are fortunate for tonight is the night that Pokey is destined to be REBORN! Up now! ...throw open the switches on the sonic oscillator... and step the reactor power input THREE MORE POINTS!
Paula: Oh, Ness!
Ness: It's all right, Paula! It's only Pokey
Frank: Oh! Pokey!
THE WRATH OF NESS
Pokey: The wrath of Ness is hanging over my head,
And I was defeated enough to be dead.
Oh, he he he, why do I act so evily
Oh can’t you see that I am just a meany
I wanted to make sure that Ness surely died
All: Well that’s a crime
Pokey: And left from my scheming with a headache and I cried.
All: Well that’s a crime
Pokey: Oh I like food, But I have to kill that Ness dude
And all I know is I’m always trying to find a new master
All: Sha-la-la-la that is a crime.
Frank: Well really. Well I didn’t know that you were so evil
Pokey: F*ck you
Frank: Plus you are even fatter than I though
Pokey: F*ck you
Frank: Oh, I just hate when I screw up
Jeff Joff: He’s a grimy sea urchine
Frank: Yes.
Poo: Lacking in any mu
Frank: Yes.
Tracy: He's O.K.
Frank: O.K.? O.K.?!? Well maybe these people might know a jerk when you see it. Humph! Well, Ness and Paula, what do you think of him?
Paula: Well, I hate him
Frank: I agree with you so much I’m going to skip a song I’m supposed to sing and go straight to Mr. Saturn’s song.
HOT PATOOTIE (BLESS MY SOUL)
Mr. Saturn: happened to Saturday night, Whatever
dressed up sharp When you and you felt alright?
seem the same since It don't cosmic light
into my life, I thought I was divine.Came
I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go,
ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM BOING
saxophone roll show. was blowin' in a rock A 'n
You the back seat, climbe you really had a good d in time.
ZOOM ZOOM BOING BOING, ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM BOING BOING BOING
(kills him)
Frank: One from the vaults. Well Pokey go off to your room!
Buzz-Buzz: There are those who say that life is an illusion, and that reality is but a figment of
the imagination. If this is so, then we shouldn’t be here. This thought leaves Paula and Ness feeling both apprehensive and uneasy, a feeling whichgrew as the other guests departed, and they were shown to their separate rooms.
Paula: Who is it? Who's there?
Frank (Ness): It's only me, Paula.
Paula: Get out of my room
Frank (Ness): It's all right, Paula, everything's going to be alright.
Paula: No you’re a sick pervert. Hey Ness isn’t a peeping Tom Oh it's you!
Frank: I'm afraid so, Paula, but isn't it nice...
Paula: No?
Frank: Wanna play monopoly?
Paula: Promise you won't tell Ness?
Frank: Cross my heart and hope to die...
Frank (Paula): Oh, Ness darling, it's no good here. It'll destroy us.
Ness: Don't worry Paula, we'll be away from here in the morning.
Frank (Paula): Oh, Ness you're so strong and protective.
Ness: YOU!
Frank: I'm afraid so, Ness, but isn't it nice...
Ness: No
Frank: Wanna play monopoly
Ness: Well, promise you won't tell...
Jeff Joff: Master, Pokey has broken his chains and vanished. The new slave er…experiment is loose and somewhere on the grounds. Poo has just released.. the runaway dogs.
Frank: Good.
Paula: What's happening here? Where's Ness? Where's anybody? Oh, if only we hadn't made this journey... oh, if only we were amongst friends... Or sane persons, Oh if only Frank played with fake money and I didn’t max my credit cards.
Jeff Joff: Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Merrrrrcy!
Frank: Oh have mercy, How did it happen? I understood you were to be watching!
Jeff Joff: I was only away for a minute...Boss
Frank: Well, see if you can find him on the monitor.
Jeff Joff: Master, master...we have a strange person at the door.
Ness: Hey, Andonutsy! ...Dr. Andonuts.
Jeff Joff: You know this alien ...person?
Ness: I most certainly do! He happens to be an old friend of mine.
Frank: I see. So this wasn't simply a chance meeting. You came here with a purpose.
Ness: I told you, my bike broke down and I wanted pizza. I was telling the truth.
Frank: I know what you told me...but this Dr. Everett Andonuts, his name is not unknown to me.
Ness: He was a science teacher at Winter’s Boarding School.
Frank: And now he works for your government, doesn't he, Ness? He's attached to the bureau of
investigation of that which you call UFO's! Isn't that right, Ness?
Ness: Actually he makes them
Jeff Joff: The intruder is entering the building, master.
Frank: He'll probably be... in the Summers room. Shall we inquire of him in person?
Ness: Great Andonuts!
Dr. Andonuts: Frank N Fly, we meet at last.
Ness: Dr. Andonuts!
Dr. Andonuts: Ness! What are you doing here?
Frank: Don't play games, Dr. Andonuts. You know perfectly well what Ness is doing here. You know that these hip cats are trying to intrude on my style
Dr. Andonuts: I can assure you that Ness's presence here comes as a complete surprise to me. I came here to find Mr. Saturn.
Ness: Mr. Saturn! I've seen him!
Frank: Mr. Saturn! What do you know of Mr. Saturn, Dr. Andonuts?
Dr. Andonuts: I happen to know a great deal about a lot of things. You see Mr. Saturn happens to be my latest experiment…er friendship.
Ness: Dr. Andonuts.
Paula: Ah!
Dr. Andonuts: Paula…Whuuusup!
Paula: Dr. Andonuts! Whuuusupp
Ness: WHUUUUUSUUUUP
Paula: WHUUUUUSUUUUP
Frank: WHUUUUUSUUUUP
Dr. Andonuts: WHUUUUUSUUUUP
Paula: WHUUUUUSUUUUP
Ness: WHUUUUUSUUUUP
Paula: WHUUUUUSUUUUP
Frank: WHUUUUUSUUUUP
Dr. Andonuts: WHUUUUUSUUUUP
Paula: WHUUUUUSUUUUP
Ness: WHUUUUUSUUUUP
Paula: WHUUUUUSUUUUP
Frank: WHUUUUUSUUUUP
Poo: Master, dinner is prepared! We are having brain food lunch with a side of wasabi
ALL: WAAAASAAAABI!
Frank: Excellent, dudes!
Buzz-Buzz: Food has always played a vital role in earths's rituals. This meal is no different…even though there is no longer food in the future and all is desolation due to Giygas’s plans…oh wait…Ness saved the day….
Frank: You know I wish more people were here.
All: Yeah, this sucks.
Frank: And Pokey. Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday dear Pokey...
Pokey: It’s not my birthday foolish mortal
Dr. Andonuts: We came here to discuss Mr. Saturn.
Tracy: Mr. Saturn?!
Dr. Andonuts: I knew he was in with a bad crowd, but it was worse than I imagined...Earthlings! er…never mind.
Pokey: Ugh?!
Ness & Paula: Doctor Andonuts!
Frank: Go on, Dr. Andonuts. Or should I say Andonuts Unit 323.2?
Ness: Just what exactly are you implying?
Dr. Andonuts: It's all right earthling!
Ness: But Dr. Andonuts!
Andonuts: That's all right, Ness!!
MR. SATURN
From the day he landed
He was trouble.
He could not speak
English at all
We tried in vane...
Buzz-Buzz: ...but all he did was drive us insane
Andonuts: He was a crazy guy
From the day he came
All he wanted
Was Cup of Lifenoodles
And a Saturn Charm.
He would say Boing
Buzz-Buzz: Along with Boing Boing Boing Zoom Boing
Andonuts: Making everyone confused.
All: When Mr. Saturn said Boing boing boing boing boing zoom
You knew he was not from Earth.
But when he tied his hair back and did not wear slacks
Frank: What a square
Paula: Had one hair
Andonuts: Und big eyes!
But he must have been drawn
Into something,
Making him warn
Me in a note that reads...
All: What's it say? What's it say?
Mr. Saturn's voice: Boing Boing Zoom Boing
Boing Zoom Zoom Boing Boing Boing
Boing Zoom Zoom Boing Zoom Zoom Boing Zoom Boing!!!!! ZOOOM!
All: When Mr. Saturn said Boing boing boing boing boing zoom
You knew he was not from Earth.
But when he tied his hair back and did not wear slacks
Frank: What a square
Paula: Had one hair
Andonuts: Und big eyes!
All: Saaaaatuuuuuuuurn
Paula: Frank this place sucks
Frank: How dare you, I will blast you into the depths of space with my hip shaking Sooonic Transduver
Andonuts: You will find Earth people quite the easy mark you imagine. As more me I know This sonic transducer...it is, I suppose, some kind of audio-vibrato-physio-molecular transport device?
Ness: You mean...
Andonuts: Yes, Ness, it's something we er.. we humans…have been working on for quite some time. But it
seems our friend here has found a means of perfecting it. A device which is capable of
breaking down solid matter and then projecting it through space and, who knows, perhaps
even time.. itself!
Paula: You mean he's going to send us to another planet?
Frank: No you slow smo
Buzz-Buzz: And then she cried out...
Paula: Stop!
Frank: You won’t get no pizza now
I’ll starve you like a Russian Cow
Ness: You're a bad guy, but you better not try anything sly, Frank N Fly.
Andonuts: You're a bad guy, but you better not try anything sly, Frank N Fly.
Paula: You're a bad guy, but you better not try anything sly, Frank N Fly.
Tracy: You know all I wanted was a simple minimum page hourly rate, and instead I come here and you start turning people into stone, including a couple of people I think we have all seen somewhere before, *blah blah* not to mention *blah blah blah* and you stink
Frank: Is it just me or is this not cool anymore. Well maybe things would be cooler with our Rock n Roll Sock Hop Party Show
Buzz-Buzz: And so, by some extraordinary co-incidence, fate, it seemed, had decided that Ness and Paula should keep that appointment with their friend, Dr. Andonuts. But it was be in a situation which none of them would have possibly foreseen. What further indignities were they to be subjected to? And what of the Rock n Roll Sock Hop is spoken of? In an empty house? In the middle of the night? What diabolical plan been shaped by Frank's crazed imagination? What indeed?
ROCK AND ROLL IS HERE TO STAY
A. SOCK HOP
Tracy: It was great when it all began.
He was a cool boss man.
But it was over when he had the plan
A economical plan
And now all get no money
And the sun is not sunny
But at the Sock hop, you’ll party till ya drop
Pokey: I’m evil you know,
Just throw me a freakin bone.
And somebody should be told
I’m as bad as a Giygas clone
So you guys just let me chill
As I rock as Dr. Ev-il.
at the Sock hop, you’ll party till ya drop
Ness: It's beyond me; help me Mommy!
I’m home sick, gotta see a phone
Before I act like a drone.
Why am I here, for eatsa
I wanted pizza!
Is there something wrong to hike
For pizza after breaking a bike?
But at the Sock hop, you’ll party till ya drop
Paula: This is really sad, nothing hear could make me glad
My PSI powers do not work, do to his machines torque
I wanted to have pizza to, instead of running into Poo
I wanna crush Frankies machine
Or poison it with Mister Clean!
B. Just Play it!
Frank: Whatever happened to Chuck Berry?
As he hopped across so merry
As a duck walk on the stage
Set down in History’s page
That rock and roll is here to stay
Rock and roll is here to stay.
Make sure that nothing gets in it’s way.
High impulse sirens, beyond any measure
And Guitar Riffs to treasure forever.
Can't you just see it? Oh, oh, oh... oh!
Just play it!
All: Just play it, like the billboard says.
Andonuts: Ach-choo! We've got to get out of this trap before they realize I’m an alien. Before they catch me for being…straaaaaange.
Ness: It's beyond me; help me Mommy!
Paula: All we did was want Pizza!
C. WILD AND UNTAMED THING
Frank: My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my...my!
Rock and roll is here to stay
It will never die.
You go back in the 50s.
And your hips will get shakey
So let the party and the sounds rock on.
We're gonna shake it 'till the life has gone.
But at the Sock hop, you’ll party till ya drop.
All: Rock and roll is here to stay
It will never die.
You go back in the 50s.
And your hips will get shakey
So let the party and the sounds rock on.
We're gonna shake it 'till the life has gone.
But at the Sock hop, you’ll party till ya drop.
Jeff Joff: Frank N Fly, it's over guy.
You are over;
Your retro is to extreme.
I'm your new commander;
You now are my prisoner.
We should be subject to intellect.
Or I’ll dang you all to heck.
Frank: Wait! I can explain! I am sorry I didn’t pay you for your hard work. You are only minors, so am I, it was foolish of me.
Jeff Joff: And also presumptuous of you. You see, when I said WE were to be in intellect,
I referred only to Poo and myself. I'm sorry, however, if you found my words
misleading, but you see, you are to remain stupid forever.
Andonuts: Great heavens! EXP drainer!
Jeff Joff: Yes, Dr. Andonuts. A laser capable of stealing EXP and IQ from you.
Ness: You mean...you're going to make him stupid? What's his crime?
Andonuts: You saw what became of Mr. Saturn. Plus he didn’t pay anyone
Jeff Joff: Exactly, Dr. Andonuts. And now, Frank N Fly, your time has come. Say goodbye to all of this, and hello... to level 1!!
Ness: Good God!
Paula: Oh! You demoted him!
Poo: But I thought you liked him. He payed you
Jeff Joff: They didn't like me enough ! He never liked ME ENOUGH!
Andonuts: You did right.
Jeff Joff: A decision had to be made.
Andonuts: You're O.K. by me.
Jeff Joff: Dr. Andonuts, I'm sorry about your experiment.
Andonuts: Mr. Saturn? Yes, well, perhaps it was all for the best, heh, heh, heh. He was the only proof of me being an alien…ooops
Jeff: You should leave now, Dr. Andonuts, while it is still possible. We are about to beam the entire house to Daalam so we can complete our mu training. Go... Now!
K it’s time to go Poo.
Poo: Take a running start.
Jeff Joff: But when you run in a wall
Saturns: You turn bl-a-a-a-ack.
Poo: And the Intellectually Gifted will do the Teleport again!!!
HUNGRY
Buzz-Buzz: And crawling on Eaglelands nest
Is a hungry Paula and Ness
Without any food, without a bike
Or Pizza
All: Pizza.