Thses songs are spoofs made by Eblord
They were finished 12/15/99

Earthbound GOes jinglebells
(sing to the tune of jingle bells)

Bashing through the snow,
using a cracked bat,
Run from some bad guys,
fight a hairy rat

Bicycle bells, Pokey Smells
Ness used PSI, runaway 5 mobile Lost its wheel,
and poo and jeff high five, ive!
(repeat)

Earthbound.net Christmas song
(sing to the tune of Rudolph the rednose raindeer)

YOu know Picky, and pokey, and GUruzeth, and everdred
pogopunk, Tessie,mr.saturn, and GIygas

But do you recall the one who started it all
Reidman the unlikely owner, Had a good idea it shows,
and if you ever logged it you would even say
its better than Tai Bo!(then again Everything is)

All of the other websites used to laugh and call it names
(stupid, Unlikely, WHats earthbound?)
They never spent any money on Eb.nets mainframe

Then one foggy Eb festival EVe Reidman came to say
Hey mabey I can have a chat for this one day!

Some the websites used thought reid was insane,
but soon they found that Reid might go down
in history.....( like bill gates!)