A very saturn Christmas
                                                       By: dylantb
        Please Email me! Or else die by the cold hand of the cursed typer! Please?
 

Mr. Saturn: I feel boreded.

Mr. Saturn2: Me Boing! too.

Mr. Saturn: Feel like missing something.

Mr. Saturn2: I know! Call Ness.

(Mr. Saturn and Mr. saturn2 go to Saturn Dept. Store)

Mr. Saturn3: Hi! Hi! Hi! You come buying? You can sell, too! I, Mr. Saturn can do all for you! What you want Zoom?

Mr. Saturn: I want call Ness.

Mr. Saturn3: Kay-o.

(Mr. Saturn calls Ness)

Ness: Hey!

Mr. Saturn: Bring Paula.

Ness: Mr. Saturn!? Bring Paula where?

Mr. Saturn: Here!

Ness: Why?

Mr. Saturn: Feel like missing something.

Ness: I'll come.

Mr. Saturn2: What his problem?

(Ness gets Paula and they teleport to Saturn Valley)

Paula: Hey, Where's the Mr. Saturn's Christmas Tree?

Mr. Saturn4: What Christmas?

Paula: Christmas is when you decorate a tree and give each other gifts.

Dr. Saturn: Oh! That what we miss. Kay-o. You can leave Now.

(Ness and Paula Teleport away)

Mayor Saturn: Let go get tree.

(For more info on Mayor Saturn see my future fanfic: Mr. Saturn's Mayor)

(Mr. Saturn 1-5 go to Peaceful Rest Valley)

Mr. Saturn5: Let's find tree.

(The Mr. Saturns look for a while. Eventually they found a Territorial Oak)

(They all hop and tackle it trying to Knock it out)

(You confront the Territorial Oak
  Mr. Saturn is attacking
  27 damage to Territorial Oak
  Mr. Saturn2 jumped on T. Oak
  He Bounced up and down, shaking loose some needles
  36 damage to T. Oak
  Mr. Saturn3 swung his razor-sharp bow
  53 Damage to T. Oak
  T. Oak burst into flames 213 Damage to Mr. Saturn
  178 damage to Mr. Saturn3
   Da-da-nah-nah-nah
   Mr. Saturn and friends gained 467 exp.)

Mr. Saturn: Not good tree.

Mr. Saturn2: There good tree.

(Mr. Saturn's tackle normal tree)

Mr. Saturn: Let's go back to Saturn Valley.

(Mr. Saturns 1-5 arrive at Saturn Valley)

Mayor Saturn: Nice Tree. Now need ornaments.

all saturns: Kay-o.

(The Mr. Saturns walk to Threed)

(an unsuspecting guy walks up)

Unsuspecting Guy: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WALKING HEADS!!!!!!!

(Unsuspecting Guy runs off)

Mr. Saturn3: Weird.

(The Mr. Saturns walked to Fourside Dept. Store)

(They approach a worker)

Mr. Saturn2: We like shop for Christmas.
 

Worker: Hey, aren't you those legendary Mr. Saturns?

Mr. Saturn4: Legendary?

Worker: Yeah. You have those wierd voices.

(Worker hit the intercom)

Manager: Yes.

Worker: I found those Legendary Mr. Saturns.

Manager: I'll be right down.

(The Manager appears)

Manager: Oh my...

Worker: Their shopping for Christmas.

Manager: If the sponsor our company they can have anything for free.

Mr. Saturn: Kay-o.

(They walk into an advertising area)

Mr. Saturn: Where we?

(the camera guy (Fuzzy Pickles) walks up)

Fuzzy Pickles: Alright, group picture, ready... Say Fuzzy Pickles.

(After several pictures the Mr. Saturn walk out half blind)

Mr. Saturn5: Why flashes stay?

Manager: Here's everything you need for Christmas.

(The Mr. Saturns carry {wait the don't have arms... all right} the stuff to Saturn Valley um.... with their PSI)

Mayor Saturn: Must decorate Tree.

(The Mr. Saturns tie the tinsel to their hair. They run around the tree in an attempt to decorate the tree)

Dr. Saturn: Now for the little shiny ornaments.

(Ornaments go flying at the tree)

Dr. Saturn: There it aaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllll fixed up!

(The Mr. Saturns go to sleep)

(That Christmas Day)

Mr. Saturn17: Good Christmas morning.

Mr. Saturn13: Time to open presents.

(The Mr. Saturns near the presents)

Mr. Saturn8: I saw one move.

(The Mr. Saturns come closer)

(All of a sudden the presents moved at them)

(Millions of Christmas Protoplasms attack them)

All Saturns: Fight!!!!!!

(The Mr. Saturns ram against the C. Protoplasms)

(The C. Protoplasms go flying)

All Saturns: HA HA HA HA!

(Fuzzy Pickles falls from the sky)

(He starts to talk while falling)

F. Pickles: Pictures taken instantaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!

(Before he finished he fell on the Christmas tree)

F. Pickles: Help!

(The Mr. Saturns begin singing)

All Saturns: Have a very Saturn Christmas,
                  We wish saturn cheer,
                  Now we hang the Mistletoe,
                  Which is something to fear,
                  We wish you a very Saturn Christmas,
                  And a Saturn Neeww Year!

Have a saturn Christmas!