Ness' Christmas: Part 2
Nameless Christmas
by: dylantb
(Please respond 2 dylantb@earthlink.net)
(Tell me if you like my fanfic: Earthbound Revelations)
(Or if you even read it. Trust me part three will be a doozy)
(Plagiarism isn't that bad.)

After part 1 at Winter's lab

(Ness, Paula, and Jeff run and hide behind trees)

(A shower of sparks fly by them)

Jeff: Maybe if I use less Christmas lights...

Ness: ...or maybe if you throw that stuff away. It's more dangerous then igniting about 5000 barrels of ultra bombs and multi bottle rockets.

Paula: Ahh!! He's blowing more bubbles!

(Bubble Monkey blew 5 bubbles. They exploded into more Multi color sparks.)

Ness: AAHH! Quick teleport away!

(Ness, Paula, and Jeff teleport away)

(They arrive in Onett)

Ness: That was close.

Paula: Uh-oh.

(Bubble Monkey was teleported with them.He is standing behind them.)

Ness: Hit the dirt!

Paula: Jeff, What is that made of?

Jeff: The sparks are made of PSI.

Paula: Well, why didn't you say so!

Jeff: You didn't ask.

Paula: PSI SHIELD Omega!

(Ness, Paula, and Jeff were protected by a Psychic power shield!)

(Bubble Monkey Blew a bubble. When it popped sparks shot everywhere.)

(The Psychic Power shield deflected the attack. 257 HP damage to Bubble Monkey. The Psychic Power shield deflected the attack 297 HP of Mortal damage to Bubble Monkey. Bubble Monkey became tame.)

Jeff: That was interesing.

Ness: C'mon Jeff, let's get some stuff for my mom's party.

Jeff: and gifts.

(They walk to Fourside department store)

Paula: That walk through the desert was nice.

Ness: Yeah, warm too.

Jeff: Let's split up to get each other's gifts.

Ness: OK.

(Ness, Paula, and Jeff split up)

(Ness goes into the "Best Computer Supplies" store)

Female Worker: Hello can I help you?

Ness: I'd like something I cannot pronounce.

Female Worker: How about a saturnitronian?

Ness: Good, I can't pronounce that.

(Paula enters the "Sports Can Beat Science Store")

(She sees Jeff leaving the store)

Jeff: (muttering) What a fake name. OH hi Paula.

(Jeff drops the bag he is carrying)

Paula: Hi, Jeff. What did you get Ness.

Jeff: The Saturn 2000 bat.

Paula: Ok. Hey, what do you want?

Jeff: anything you can't pronounce will do.

(Jeff leaves)

Male worker: Would you like a Saturn Smaaaaaaash Bat. Never misses and always SMAAAASHes.

Paula: Okay.

(Jeff nears the Escalator)

(He trips and falls down the escalator)

Jeff: Ow...

(He looks up and sees a "Best kitchen Supplies Garanteed" store)

To be continued...