EarthBound Christmas Medely
by Deck690 (mdecka01@mail.win.org)

You better stay back
You better not cry
You better hold your breath
I'm telling you why
Master Belch is coming to town.

He knows when you are puking
He knows your only goal
He knows theres no more Fly Honey left
So get out your Pepto-Bismol

You better be aware
You better not pout
You better put your money
In a savings account
Everdred is coming to town.

He knows where to find Paula
He knows where you should go
He stole that Rolex watch of yours
So go buy an Indiglo

Oh!

You better duck down
You better pray to your gods
You better get out
Your lightning rods
Carpainter is coming to town.

He has the key to the cabin
He paints everything blue
You have a Franklin Badge right there
And you know what to do

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Yeah Kraken the green-scaled sea monster
Had a very deadly breath
And if he hit you with it
You would prob'ly burn to death

All of the other bosses
Used to laugh and call him games
Then Kraken the green-scaled sea monster
Engulfed all of them in flames

Then one very special day
Ness and his freinds came on a boat
They kicked that green-scaled Kraken's butt
And sang this little note

Then all the bosses loved him
And they all started to sing
Ness, the blue-and-yellow-striped kid
You beat that annoying thing!

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I'm dreaming
Of a Final Starman
Of all the enemies, he was the worst

With gold plating
And kids debating
On who's going to fight him first

I'm dreaming
Of a Final Starman
With spikes coming out of his head

And when all is done and said
You'll want to fight a Spiteful Crow instead

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And thats it!