And now, the entry INTENDED to get the "Jawdropping in a bad way" Award: Bad Limerick Story! There once was a person named Ness. At PSI, he was the best. Jeff was really smart, Poo knew martial art, and Paula wore a cute pink dress. One day they were walking through Threed, The group headed north with great speed. `Twas Halloween night, The time of great fright, And they were trick-or-treating, indeed! They gave treats out at the hotel, Which everyone thought was quite swell, When they all heard a shout, A person cried out, "The zombies have came back from heck!" Ness said, "Let's go help that poor kid!" And that's exactly what they did. They beat up the ghouls, Who'd been really cruel, And that is the story. The End. (That's what you get for spending 45 minutes on your Funfest entry...:) )