Ness' Ultimate Battle Part 2: Ness Vs. Punk Ness
By: Shadow The Hedgehog

	"Poo! Paula! Stand back! I have to do away with this imposter! Don't try to help me!" Ness'
ever-couragous voice exclaimed as he whipped out his gutsy bat.
	"Me? An IMPOSTER?! I believe you are the imposter here, weakling!" the Ness dressed in the
leather jacket exclaimed.
	"Let's do this!" Ness leaped at his counterpart and they began to duke it out.
	"Fool!" the leather-clad Ness exclaimed, "PSI ROCKIN' OMEGA!" he then threw his hand into
the air.
	"Kuu--" Ness was stunned as he felt his own attack slam into his very being, and everything
went blank. Ness then felt the hot sun beating down on his sweat-drenched face, and he slowly
opened his eyes and looked up, and realized he was blown all the way onto the beaches of the port
city in Summers, Toto. "Did I forget to say, 'ouch'?" Ness remarked as he sat himself back up and
servayed his scenes. "PSI LifeUp Delta..." he groaned as he felt his strength returning, "Much
better." he then commented.
	Ness then looked over his shoulder and saw a familiar woman standing there, clad in a tiger
stripe bikini. It was Venus, the singer he had met in the Fourside theater! "Are you hurt? I saw
you plumit from the sky while I was swimming!" she said to him.
	After a second of shaking off the stars, Ness then replied, "There is some sort of... ungh,
imposter of me back in Onett. He blasted me with my strongest PSI attack! And I don't know if Poo
and Paula are all right or not!"
	"Oh my! Are you hurt?" Venus asked again, inspecting him.
	"Nothing a cheese burger couldn't help." Ness laughed.
	"I'm glad to see you're okay." Venus sighed, relieved, "C'mon, I'll buy you some lunch."
	"Lunch? What time is it?" Ness asked.
	Venus then looked at her water-proof watch and said, "11:35 AM, why?"
	"Agh! I've been knocked out for... almost 24 hours!" Ness groaned, "I hope the others are
okay without me."
	"I'm sure they are, Ness. C'mon!" Venus then took Ness' hand and lead him to the closest
restaraunt she could find, and they both ate happily, until they could eat no more.
	Ness then ran outside but was stopped by Venus again, "I gotta go back to Onett! They are
probably waiting for me!" Ness then shot off like a blur down the road, re-arranging the land-
scape behind him in his hypersonic wake. He then re-appeared back in Onett, and looked around,
and saw a ton of buildings ruined, burning, and smashed up! "Probably that imposter's work!"
Ness muttered to himself as he ran off, following the more-than-obvious trail.
	Ness followed the path of havoc until he found half of what he expected. He did find the
leather-wearing punk, but he didn't see Paula or Poo! Ness decided a direct approach wouldn't
work in this certain situation, so he decided a sneak attack was the ideal notion.
	Ness concentrated for a moment, then focused his thoughts and unleashed the PSI ROCKIN
OMEGA!!! The radical attack wasted the faker's progress, and dropped him to the ground, shaking.
Then Ness realized that if the imposter had the same attack PSI it was likely he also had the
healing skills as well. So Ness wasted no time to leap onto his back and SMAAAAAAASHED his gutsy
bat over the faker's head.
	Ness then dragged the faker's knocked out cold body and threw it on the side walk, but then
the body vanished in a trail of smoke! Just then, Ness turned around and saw Paula and Poo rush
forward. "Are you all right?!" Paula exclaimed, "We failed in stopping him, unfortunately."
	"Don't sweat it! I got it all under wraps!" Ness laughed.
	Just then, Jeff rushed up to them, "Hey! Guys! Happy Late Birthday, amigo! But I'm after
a quest much larger than this. It seems a rift in the demensions shifted after the explosion
of the space colony, NOAH. That's where the dark Ness came from. But after the real Ness used
PSI Rockin omega, the psychic energy equaled the force given off from the rift, and was sealed.
Now, I must be off now! Somethin' big!" Jeff pointed, then ran off.
	"Well, I guess I'd best make sure egg-head-boy doesn't kill himself!" Ness muttered, and
then proceeded to run along side of Jeff, leaving Paula and Poo behind in the dust, confused.
	After a moment of silence, Poo looked to Paula, "What did you get him for the party?
Or shall we skip that and go for the cake now?"
	"I don't think it's any good now..." Paula sighed.
						The END!