Jeff's Adventure Part II: Ness & Jeff Versus Metal Ness & Metal Jeff [After a long while of rest, Ness had decided to take a vacation to the Winters. Jeff showed him around] Ness: Man, good thing I wore a coat today. Jeff: It's been warmer recently than in the past, long pants or even jeans would benefit more than your shorts. Ness: Oh well. [Suddenly, Dr. Andonuts rushes outside with a panicked look on his face] Dr. Andonuts: Boys! Come quick! Hurry!!! [Ness & Jeff rush inside the lab only to see Bagel's face on the TV!] Dr. Andonuts: I was trying to watch the meeting of the 'young genius club' but he was on every channel! [The youths set their eyes on the television] Bagel: Greetings, EagleLand, and all other countries! I Professor I. M. Bagel invite the chosen four kids to my lab today! Come quickly! It's important! [The message continued to repeat] Jeff: That wacko! I thought we'd killed him! Ness: Me too, it looks like it's time to put an end to him! Once and for all! [Ness used teleport and immediatly appeared outside of the Polestar Preschool with his bud] Jeff: No matter how many times I expierence that, it stills blows me away! [Inside, Paula is playing dolls with a younger girl, she immediatly looks up at the entry of her friends] Paula: Hey guys! What's up? [Paula notices their serious look] Paula: Something wrong? Jeff: Bagel is back. We need your help. Ness: He's waiting for us in BageLand. Paula: Are you sure we should go? It's probably dangerous! Jeff: it will be, but trust me, I know my way around, and I still have the navigator Bagel gave to me. Ness: And since we've been there we can teleport inside behind the outter defenses. Jeff: Right! Let's head for Dalaam and pick up Poo! [In a flash, zip, and a bang, they arrive in Dalaam, only to recieve bad news] Old man: Oh, sorry kids! Poo is on Pink Cloud in strong meditation, he can't be of assistance now! Jeff: We understand, but tell him when he's done, that we're in BageLand and will probably need his help! [In another flash, they arrive back in the inner ruins of BageLand, the desolate waste land they had left behind no less than one week before] Ness: Now where do we go? [Jeff activates the navigator] Paula: Jeff, you sure you can trust that thing? After all it was built by Bagel! It could have a bomb in it! Jeff: We don't have a choice, there aren't any maps that show BageLand, so this is our only hope! Paula: I guess you're right... [Jeff taps a button] Jeff: This way [They silently walk through the city ruins when suddenly...] Loud Crashing Voice: I SEE YOU!!! [Paula shrieks loudly, and they turn around to see a large mole there, similar to the Mondo Mole.] Ness: You! Who are you? Mole: I am MegaMole! Prepare to meet your doom! I am stronger than even the Diamond Dog!! BWA HA! [MegaMole rushes at the kids, however, Ness, Paula, and Jeff allready have their weapons prepared and blast away mercilessly] MegaMole: PSI BRAINSHOCK OMEGA! [Nothing occurs] MegaMole: WHAT?! Out of PP?! You are lucky, you bunch are! But not lucky enough! [The huge claws wrap around Ness, and MegaMole lifts Ness off the ground!] Paula: LET 'EM GO!!!! Jeff: Whaddya gonna do, Paula? He has a perfect hold on him! Whatcha gonna do? 'PSI Let Go Of My Boy Friend Before I Blow You Up Omega'?! [Paula throws forward her arms, and lightning strikes the MegaMole, killing it, and not harming Ness] Paula: I knew that the Franklen Badge would bounce it all into MegaMole! HAH! [Jeff and Ness both take a deep sigh of relief.] Ness: Thanks, Paula, I owe ya one. Paula: Oh! So you're finally gonna start counting? [Later, they all reach the large gate, still ajar from their last visit] Ness: Leaving the door open? That's rather sloppy! Jeff: It's probably too much of a pain to shut, anyway. Paula: Let's go in! [The three wander in, to find the insides dirty and dusty] Jeff: Gross, this place has really gone to Heck since we've last been here! Ness: I hear your rap, I still think Bagel is full of cr-- Paula: Don't say it, Ness, I just ate! [They wander past countless spider-webs and Jeff comes to a conclusion] Jeff: These spider webs are way too big to be real spider's Ness: Took ya long enough to realize that! Jeff: Also, look at the wall, from the looks of these markings, there was some sort of struggle. [The three pause to think for a minute, then Paula looks up and shrieks louder than before] Paula: OH MY GAWD!!!!! Ness: PAULA! What is it?! Paula: LOOOOOK!!!!! [They all look up, and see a dead gigantic ant hanging from some sludge on the cieling] Jeff: Wow, that doesn't look nice Ness: Looks like the ant was suffocated before having its insides sucked out [Paula turns a slight shade of green] Jeff: Looks more like the acids were injected into the exoskeleton and then juice that resulted was drank like a soda Paula: UUUUGH!!!! I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS PLACE! I AM OUTTA HERE!!!! [Paula stomps towards the door, a loud growl, followed by lightning is heard from the door, so she quickly backs up into Ness] Paula: On second thought, I'd feel safer here. [The three wander aimlessly down the winding halls to find the same slide room from before, through it is covered in enormous spider webs.] Paula: Ooooh! GROSS!!!! [Jeff slides on his hover boots from before] Ness: What good will those do? Jeff: I don't want my nice shoes to get webbed [Suddenly, from above, a gigantic spider, larger than a chompnasaur falls into view] Spider: Eat! Eat! Eat! DESTROY!!!! [From the horrible claning of its dripping fangs echoed these cries, and billiong of spiders the size of the titanic ant each all emerge from different passageways] Paula: Oh my goodness!!! Jeff: Ness, use PSI Shield, I gotz a plan! Paula: What's that? Ness: Don't question the boy! [Ness puts up the shield, none to thrilled about the eight-legged pests. Jeff, on the other hand, goes sliding down the slides, blasting away with his guns] Paula: There's too many! When one dies 50 more come to replace it!!!!! Ness: PSI ROCKIN' OMEGA!!! Paula PSI FIRE OMEGA!!! [Both children use their attacks in syncronization with Jeff's powerful blasts, setting all the webs ablaze, and quickly to dust, dropping spiders, and killing them. Then, the biggest spider, drops dead] Ness: JEFF!!!! LOOK OUT ABOVE YOU!!!!! [Jeff looks up, completly helpless, but then, Bagel flies by in a mini-jet and saves him!] Jeff: BAGEL! Bagel: See? I'm not such a bad guy!!! Jeff: Give me one good reason why I shouldn't blast your brains out right now! Bagel: A mind is such a terrible thing to waste! And besides, you owe me one now. [Bagel uses some kind of gun from the jet, and blasts away the other spiders, then, Bagel takes Ness, Paula, and Jeff into a room high above where the generator once was] Ness: What's this all about, Bagel? Last time we were here you were running around in a stupid Halloween outfit proclaiming yourself "Metal Bagelman"! [Bagel walks silently to a door, when it opens two silhouettes were behind it. Bagel turns around and sticks out his tongue] Bagel: NYAAAA! You fell for my trap! You've come all this way here, and now you'll all die here! Ness: Whaddya mean?! Bagel: See for yourself! Remember that "generator mission" I sent Jeff on? Paula: Yeah? So?! Bagel: During that time in Metal Bagelman, I copied all of your genetic life data! Of course, only two mind would go into perfect syncronization! Ness and Jeff's! So I created two perfect robotic doubles! Intorducing, METAL NESS AND METAL JEFF!!! [lights fall on the two shadows, and each reveal a robot of each one of them, wearing steel clothes like their living counterparts, except with much more menacing eyes] Bagel: For every weapon you all have, these two have copies! Have fun! [Bagel hops into his mini-jet and blasts into the sky] Ness: Well, I don't care what he makes, it can't be as cool as us! [Ness attempts to use PSI Rockin' Omega, but however, Metal Ness uses the same attack, they collide, and cancel one another out!] Paula: No way!!!! I can't believe it! Ness: C'mon Jeff! Don't try to help us Paula! Out of honor we must beat these phonies alone! The last team standing will be the winners! [The two Metals leap forward, and hit their counterparts so hard, they fly out of the near-by wall, and crash into the ancient relics!!!] Paula: NOOO!!!!! Guys!! GET UP!!! [Just then Bagel grabs Paula] Bagel: Just as a little insurance policy! You're coming with me! [Bagel drags Paula into the mini-jet, and ties her up] Bagel: And that ought to make sure that those two bothersom kids don't persue me! I think I'll watch this amuzing event! [Ness and Jeff weakly get up from the ruins they smashed, and they see their doubles standing in front of them] Ness: Don't worry, Paula! We'll bust these bots and save you in no time! Jeff: Yeah! These can-heads don't scare us! [The two metals fly forward, and grab the real versions, fly into the air and drop kick them over the horizen] Bagel: Hmm... [Bagel looks at a moniter that shows the heart ratios/engine ratios of the two teams, the real kid's meters show a straight line] Paula: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! I refuse to believe your dumb robots managed to beat my friends!!! Bagel: Too bad, so sad! BWA HA HA! Now! Let us go to EagleLand! My plan has just begun! [Meanwhile, in a large field in Threed, our wounded, battered, bruised, and weary heros lie in a heap, bleeding badly, and have just woken back up] Jeff: Where are we? Ness: Last thing I remember is being in BageLand. Metal Ness and Metal Jeff beat us. Jeff: Let's go to Dalaam, we need Poo now!!! [Later, the three boys are talking] Poo: That is quite a mess we're in. So, where do you think Bagel is gonna go? Jeff: If I know Bagel, and I think I do, I know where. It's at the most northern point in the world. The Northern Glacier of the Winters. The glaciar holds the Winters in one piece. Ness: So? Jeff: Under the water of the oceans, all the continents are connected. Through the glaciar is the main starting points for long rivers of magma, like blood in viens. Poo: SO?! Jeff: If the glaciar was punctured, the magma would rush to the surface, and destroy all the glaciar, breaking the Winters into small islands. Then, all the magma's pressure would cause all the continents to smash apart! Ness: WOW! Jeff: After that, they'd be disconnected from the planet, and the rotation of Earth will hurl the continents into space, where the core of the Earth would blow to pieces, destroying everything. Poo: Amazing! How do you know all that? Jeff: I've been to the glaciar, and I've seen the rivers of magma with my own eyes. We'd best teleport if we want to get there before the metal brothers do. [Just then the phone rings, and Poo answers] Poo: Prince Poo here. What?! Metal Ness and Metal Jeff are heading due North at top speed?! We're on it! [Poo hangs up and the three boys teleport to the glaciar, and there are the two robots.] Ness: Didja miss us?! Jeff: Let's battle! This time, the odds are alittle more in our favor! Poo: Let's do this! [Both the robots and humans leap at each other and proceed to bash the tar out of one another, just then, a loud explosion is heard behind them] Poo: Bagel is starting to blow up the glaciar! Jeff: Wait! I know! The navigator and the metal's are made of the same kind of parts! If I can syncronize the real-deals with the chrom-domes, then I should be able to... [Just then, Metal Jeff overloads, and blows up] Jeff: B-I-N-G-OH YEAH! Ness: Great! Only one problem left! Jeff: I'm allready workin' on it! [Just then, a laser slams into the navigator, blowing it up, just then, Bagel floats down, Paula next to him, tied up] Bagel: trying to over-load Metal Ness' circuits by asserting Ness' personality to it, very impressive! But not enough! Prepare to die, Andonuts!!! [Bagel aims a gun at Jeff, but Paula kicks the control panel, throwing the ship so that the tip is directly pointed up. Ness takes this distraction to his advantage as he kicks Metal's head into the floor of the hover jet] Paula: EEEK! NO! Don't look there you pervert! [Paula begins kicking Metal Ness' head again and again, pushing down her dress so that Metal can't see up it. Ness then starts wiggling around, holding his head and blushing. Bagel then tumbles out of the jet] Bagel: HEY! What's wrong with you, boy? Oh! I get it! Your trying to get a sync ratio with Metal! Now's my chan-- [As this was said, Metal Ness blew up, but only lost a leg and an arm, just then, Paula was hurling into a crater in the glaciar, where magma had just started to surface] Ness: PAULA!!!! Jeff: CAN YOU HEAR US?! [From the smoke, Metal Ness comes limping out, carrying Paula who is smoked but not burnt.] Ness: What the? [Suddenly a decond explosion goes off from Bagel's jet, breaking off Metal Ness' other leg, and dropping him into the crator!] Ness: NO! METAL!!! [Ness slides down the wall until he hits a ledge, and he reaches down for metal Ness] Jeff: NO! NESS! Don't do it! He'll drag you under with him!!! [Metal reaches for Ness' hand, then slaps it away. Then with one spine-chilling moment, Metal Ness speaks] Metal Ness: There is only one true Ness. [Metal hurls himself into the lava, and is slowly detroyed] Ness: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! [Later that day, back in Onett] Paula: Cheer up, Ness! It's not like you died! Poo: She's right. Jeff: You should be happy! You saved the world and now Bagel is in prison! Poo: yeah, thank goodness it's all over! Ness: Not yet! [Ness takes out the Casey Bat and slams it over Jeff's head] Jeff: YEEEEOUCH!!!! Whaddya hit me for?! Ness: I was getting you back for dragging me into this whole BageLand adventure! Jeff: That's it! I'm gonna get you for that!!! [Ness begins running, Jeff close behind them. Paula and Poo laugh watching their friends vanish over the horizen]