Jeff's Adventure! [It starts off in the cold Winters. School is out, and Jeff is living with his dad in a new lab on the OTHER side of the cave where they have a nice view of Lake Tess. Jeff is now outside, enjoying the warmer season (it even reached above 0 degrees for the first time in 10 years!) with shades on and if lieing in a lawn chair, on the shore of the giant lake.] Jeff: Ahh, it's great now that things are back to normal! No more Giygas, no more robots, no more crazy goats, nothing to worry about anymore. And if this keeps up it might get to 10 degrees! Wow, that'd be hot for Winters weather. [While Jeff is thinking about "tropical" weather, Dr. Andonuts leans out the door, and calls for his son.] Dr. Andonuts: Hey! Son! Some boy's on the phone! he says he's a friend of yours! [Jeff groans and leaps out of his lawn chair, and leaves his shades in the seat.] Jeff: Probably Ness again asking for answers to his math problems again. Oh well, at least they're nice warm-ups for when I get bored. [Jeff takes up the phone] Jeff: Yo, Jeff Andonuts here, who is this? [an elderly man's voice comes from the other end of the phone] Man: Hello Jeff! I need you to come to Onett right away! It's URGENT! Get here on the double! [Then the phone on the other end was hung up before anything else could be done.] Jeff: Yo! Dad! I need the Phase Distorter again! [Dr. Andonuts turns to face his son] Dr. Andonuts: Sorry kiddo, it's under repairs still. You can take the sky runner, it has been fixed. [Jeff sighs] Jeff (sarcastically): Oh boy, fun time. [Jeff climbs into the dome-shaped machine and takes off into the sky] Jeff: It's never the take off, nor the controls! NEVER! It's ALWAYS the landing... [Jeff finally arrived above Onett, and he lands the Sky Runner without a problem] Jeff: Dad finally fixed that hunk-o-junk! Took him long enough! [Jeff walks into the mayor's office and looks around] Jeff: Mister Mayor? You called me? [A tall man turns around in the mayor's chair, chuckling. It is Dr. Bagel, a rival of Jeff's father] Jeff: YOU!? Bagel: Yes, mister Andonuts! Me! And I'd like to give you a reward for getting here so quickly! [Jeff expects something like this, and leaps high into the air as a bunch of large robots come and shoot the ground where Jeff once stood, but they are all cut short of their assault when Jeff blasts them down with the Boom Gaia Beam and Moon Beam guns.] Jeff: That isn't a very polite way to greet someone! What's the big idea? [Jeff points one of the guns at Bagel] Bagel: Don't be so quick to pull the trigger Mister Andonuts! Jeff: Give me one good reason why I shouldn't! You tried to blow up my dad's lab! Bagel: I'll give you FOUR great reasons! [Bagel gestures behind Jeff, when he turns the Mayor, Mr and Mrs Polestar, and Ness' mother are all standing there, unable to move because robots have guns to their heads.] Bagel: Put away your gun, boy! [Jeff does as he's ordered] Jeff: What's this all about?! Bagel: I'll tell you! This world is consisted of six contenents. EagleLand, Winters, Summers, Scaraba, DeepDarkness (and all lands within), and my personal island, Bageland. Jeff: Tell me something I don't know! Bagel: SHUT UP! Y'see, I lived peacefully in Bageland and was about to throw in the towel about fighting your dad, when suddenly, the whole island was over taken by demonic robots! They tore apart my island and kicked me out! Their leader was Metal Bagelman. [Jeff crosses his arms unconvinced] Jeff: That's gotta be the lamest story I ever heard! And you expect me to save your stupid island? Bagel: Let me explain! Metal Bagelman has over-loaded my power generator! The electiricty has no where to go. In my calculations, the whole island could explode, sending a wave of water big enough to crush all the continents into nothingness in nothing less than three days! I can't get in anymore, but you have the equipment needed to fight through the guards! [Jeff lies down on his side on the floor, propping his head up with his hand] Jeff: Nuh-uh. Forget it. I ain't buyin' it. Bagel: You fool!!! You have to! Jeff: Call on Ness, or Poo, or Paula. They have psychic powers, they can handle it in a day and a half! MAX! Bagel: They were taken hostage by Metal Bagelman! Jeff: WHA?! They were?! [Jeff returns to his feet] Mrs. Polestar: YES! Jeff! Please! I beg of you! PLEASE save my baby! She's all I have, and it'll be lonely just my husband and I running the daycare. Jeff: ... I won't do it for Paula... she ignored me, I won't do it for Poo, he never liked me. I'm gonna do this for Ness, my only true best friend asides from Tony. I'm on my way. Ness' Mom: Please save my little boy! Jeff: yes, ma'am. Bagel: OH! Take this, Jeff! [Bagel slaps a wrist-watch like item onto Jeff's wrist] Bagel: It's a device that will take you on the shortest and most direct route to Bageland. Jeff: Thanks... (I think) [In a flash Jeff is back in the cockpit of the sky runner and he takes off again, this time, aiming for the one continent where he and his friends had never gone before.] Jeff: So much for my vacation plans. [In an hour or so, Jeff arrived at the contenent, however, unlike the other islands he had visited, this one had a black fog hanging over it. In a bright light, Jeff's sky runner was shot down, and he made a crash-landing followed by a huge explosion. However, this being nothing new to him, he slid out from the damaged machine unharmed.] Jeff: I guess that was the "un-welcome" mat. Gee, this place is really dark, I wonder where I am. [Jeff looked at the watch given to him earlier, and got a digital map of Bageland.] Jeff: Hmm.. according to this, I am on the outside edge of Bageland; the outter ruins. I must travel through the inner ruins, the factory, and a sub-basement to reach the generator. Then I can stop Metal Bagelman, and save my friends. [In a flash, a bullet slams down next to Jeff, when he looks up billions of security camera bots are flying overhead] Jeff: Crud bucket! [Jeff takes out the laser gun, and fires it continuesly while running. Jeff managed to dodge the on-coming ammo, and escaped into the inner ruins] Jeff (wheezing): I... think I... got away... [Jeff continued on a long, twisty-turny road and eventually made it to the top of a hill, and saw a huge factory ahead of him.] Jeff: Looks like a long journey, but I can make it. Looks like the sun is setting now, I'd best get movin'. [Jeff continued on the very long journey, and soon encountered a tall woman!] Woman: Who are you? Jeff: I'm Jeff Andonuts, and I'm here to stop Metal Bagelman! Woman: I can't allow you to do that! [The woman's arm changes into an AK-47] Jeff: WHOA!! [The woman aims, but Jeff leaps forward, under the gun's barrel and fires the Moon Beam through her stomach, and the woman falls flat, obviously nothing more than a robot] Jeff: That's what I figured. Good thing she was ONLY a robot or I might be feeling bad right about now. I think this place is somewhere towards the center of Bageland. [A loud clang is heard by Jeff, but when he turns around he's face-to-knee with a gigantic robot!] Jeff: Are you Metal Bagelman?! Robot: Yes, I am! But you may just call me Bagelman! And since I am evil, I will kill you right here! [Jeff whips out the Baddest Gaia Beam, and blasts away, it does nothing to the titanium armor on the robot] Bagelman: You are useless! Your toys cannot begin to harm me! I AM METAL BAGELMAN! PREPARE TO DIE! [The huge metal foot flies at Jeff, who barely manages to jump onto Bagelman's head, then leaped off and landed ontop of a small building.] Bagelman: Jumping up there will not save you! I am VERY aware that you CAN'T SWIM!!!! [Bagelman launches three rockets, it knocks down only the left side of the building, and Jeff ducks into a pocket of ground that was not knocking into the water below the building] Jeff (fake gasping): Help! Help! Help! I'm drowning! uugh-- Bagelman: I guess that's the end of him! [Bagelman walks off] Jeff: Idiot. [Jeff leaps back onto the road and examines the hole] Jeff: I think the whole island of Bageland is nothing but a giant boat! There's water under here! I guess I'd better hurry! [Jeff continues on, weaving around ally ways trying to avoid any more conflict, but is soon too tired and dozes off on a closed dumpster. Then wakes up when the run lands in his eyes] Jeff: Day two of this wild goose chase. That generator better not blow up before I make it, or I'll be slightly upset! [Jeff returns to his feet, when he does the dumpster lid flies open and Jeff finds items that he could make useful.] Jeff: SOAP shoes and hover jets? Thank goodness I got that GameCube and Sonic Adventure 2! I think I could make this worth my while! [Jeff sets to work as he walks, and makes hover shoes, and puts the little blue beauties on] Jeff: And since security has allready seen my face-- [Jeff then proceeds to take a bunch of navy blue clothes and dresses up in a disguise that covers everything except his eyes] Jeff: You da-man now, Andonuts! [Jeff takes off like a rocket across the city and quickly makes it to the main city, and the factory door] Jeff: Humm... that's gonna slow me down a little. I wonder how the hay I'm susposed to get in? [Jeff hits the door to see how thick it is and a voice from inside echos] ???: Who is it? Jeff: I hate smart alecs. [The door suddenly flies open, and Jeff peeks in] Jeff: Holy abolone! What a strange place! [He walks on inside, and hears high-pitched whaling] Jeff: getting stranger by the SECOND! [Jeff runs to the location of the sound, and finds Paula, her dress tattered and torn, being chased by huge robot dogs] Jeff: Hmm... this wasn't what I was expecting at all. [Jeff aims two of his guns and blasts the dogs down to scrap, right as Paula falls, and begins gasping. Jeff then walks to her side] Jeff: Are you okay, miss? Paula: I'm fine, just a tad roughed up, but... I'm a big girl... I can tie my shoes and everything! Who are you? [Jeff thinks about it for a minute] Jeff: Rokusho Paula: Wow! Where are you from? Jeff: Ehh... some small little podunk country you probably never heard of. Paula: Oh, allright. Let's go, Rokusho! [Inside the building, they find it to be a tad bigger than either had expected] Paula: I saw them drag Ness and Poo down there! Jeff: Only one thing to do... [Jeff leaps onto a slanted floor, and slides down on his hover skates, and Paula just slides down on her belly] Paula: Wow, I gotta really pumped-up feeling about this! Jeff: Don't enjoy yourself too much, miss. Danger lurks ahead, I can feel it! [As Jeff had stated, robots fly down from the cieling, barely missing their targets] Paula: ROKUSHO! LOOK OUT!!! ROBO-MOSQUITOS!!! [Jeff is one step ahead as he leaps off the platform and dives into the darkness below, and when he crash-lands, he finds the generator!] Jeff: Finally! [Jeff stands up, and Paula lands on him. She gets up and apologizes, and Jeff blasts the generator away.] Jeff: Now to find Ness and Poo. [As that was stated, Metal Bagelman appears before them!] Bagelman: I am quite impressed about your skill and tactics, but your disguiss doesn't fool me, boy! Let us battle here! ???: Hold it right there! [Suddenly, Ness, and Poo emerge from the shadows and stand, battle-ready.] Ness: You can't battle without us! Bagelman: Very well! If you ALL wish to be destroyed, so BE IT! [Bagelman aims and when his gun clicks, only steam emerges] Bagelman: OH NO! I'm out of ammo! Ness: PSI ROCKIN' OMEGA! Paula: PSI FREEZE OMEGA! Poo: PSI STARSTORM OMEGA! [All three attacks flew forward, but they all are suddenly reflected against their casters, sending all three to the ground] Jeff: GUYS! [Jeff rushes to his wounded companion's sides and looks at Bagelman] Bagelman: Quite impressive team effort! However, you only just barely broke my shield! FOOLS! [Jeff gets up and unleashes a fury of blasts from different guns, and in a flash, Metal Bagelman is destroyed. Then, Dr. Bagel rises from the scrap.] Jeff: YOU! YOU TRICKED ME! Bagel: And it would have worked too! But next time I'll build a better robot! One that will not be handicapped by intense attacks! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME! [Bagel rushes into a room, and the door seals behind him, Jeff shoots a blast from his gun, and rubble falls over the door] Jeff: No. I have seen the last of you. This is where it ends. [The walls and whole building collapse around them, and only a team psychic effort keeps the rubble away from them, then a cool breeze flows by and Jeff's mask is removed.] Ness: JEFF!!! Paula: JEFF?! You were Rokusho?! Poo: Incredible! [Jeff and the others proceeded to return to Onett] Mayor: AMAZING! What a story! Andonuts: Who would have imagined, Jeff saved the day! My son! A hero all on his own! Now if he'd only stop wetting the-- Jeff: I think that's enough talk. C'mon dad, let's go, the Winters are calling our names once again!