Jeff was quitely working in the Andonuts lab one day when he heard a knock on the front door "Coming," he said as he got up from his project to answer the door. There stood Ness, Paula, and Poo. "Whats up, how come you wanted to see us?" Ness asked, fiddling with his baseball caps some. "Well," Jeff started, "I've been watching a show called Mystery Science Theater 3000 on the Sci Fi channel" "Figures" Paula muttered to herself Jeff shot her a look that could cut a stone wall and then started talking again. "I thought it would be cool if we could do that, so I've been working for the past week on our own private theater" Poo looked at him with a puzzled look on his face and asked what a theater was. Ness took him aside and explained what it was and answered his questions. After a few moments, the boys returned to Jeff and Paula. "I see," said Poo, "sounds like fun, I'm in." "Count me in as well" Ness piped up "Might as well go with you guys, sounds like fun" Paula said. "Great! I thought you would," smiled Jeff. Just then, lights and alarms started to go off. Jeff yelled at his friends, "Oh, we've got movie sign!" Everybody runs off and they follow Jeff into the theater. Jeff takes a seat in the chair four from the end, Poo takes a seat Next to him, followed by Ness and Paula. "So Jeff, what are we suppose to do?" asked Ness "Well, when the movie starts, just make remarks and stuff when ever you feel like doing one" Jeff replied. Magicant 2 now Jeff: A story of a boy named Magicant and his little dog number 2. Just like that Ness: Okay, I got ya Proluge: "Ness! I'm getting tired! Wake me up when the bus gets there!" said Paula. Poo: and then she passed out in the middle of the road, no one knows why. 2 hours later, "PAULA!!!!! WAKE UP!!! IF THE BUS DRIVER GOES UNDER 999,999,999 Paula: Wow, thats pretty fast MPH WE'LL BE SENT INTO A CUT IN A DIFFERENT DIMMENSION!!! WE COULD DIE!!!!!!!!!'' yelled Ness, who had a bad case of road rage. Ness: Get out of the way! C'mon lady, find the gas pedal! "HEY! Pie face! Come and get me!!!" yelled Pokey. "NOOOoOooooooooo" yelled Ness as a demminsional warp opened and... Part 1 A bad creature Jeff: Run for your lives! The group landed in front of a christmas tree shop. Jeff looked at his spy cube Poo: Agent Andonuts, your Mission, should you chose to accept it... and got a shot Ness: Of Kentucky Red Eye of a calender. Every day was marked christmas. "Tis the season to be jolly! Fa la la la la la la la la!" said a framiliar voice. "A Moochi? Oh! This must be the christmas dimmension complete with a pack of Moochi!!!!!" Jeff realised. Paula: Jeff, whats a Moochi? Jeff: Got me "Ganky! Wait up!" said a voice that they all heard on TV. "HOLLY!!!!!" Poo: Jolly Christmas said Jeff. "TV is cool!" said Ness. "Must Kill Ness!!" said a robot that was near Ness. A red mist started leaking out of it. Ness: (as the robot) I will kill you by bleeding on you "Can it be?" said Jeff. "Yes!" said Poo, which had not talked in a while. Poo: Can you blame me? "Giygas!" said Ness. "Yes! You dopes thought you defeated me! The phase distorter 3 was harmed, but a few remained intact. Paula: A few what? Along with the robot parts I created a big army Jeff: (as Ed Sullivan) and a really big shoe and I leaked ino this robot. Are you ready?" Ness: (as Mills Lane) Lets get it on! said Giygas. Giygas attacks double! "Psi spiker OMEGA! Activate!" said Giygas. Paula: For once you can grasp the true form of Giygas's attack 100 damage to Ness! Ness attacks with Psi bat, a weapon not a psi attack! Ness: Psi bat? never heard of it 900 damage to Giygas. Giygas uses thunder! Paula stops him by using Psi franklin shield omega! Attack deflected! Ness faints! Poo: So the attack got deflected to Ness? Ness: Now wait a minute (Ness wakes up in Magicant 2.) "A shop!!!!" says Ness. Ness walks in. "HI! We sell whatever you want!!!" says the shop keeper. "Uuuuuuum... I'll take the PK power bat!" says Ness. Jeff: Can you guys use PK? Ness: I can, but only as a last resort "Here you are!" says the keeper. Paula: (as the keeper) You want fries with that? "A power box." says Ness. "Here!" says the keeper. Poo: (as the keeper) Take it and say nothing "Don't I pay you?" asked Ness. "No. every thing is free!" replies the keeper. Jeff: Just like in Eitheopia (Ness sees the dice men's house and goes in.) Ness: Hi honey, I'm home! "I'll help you find a way to counquer your nightmares here." says die man 1. (Die man 1 comes with Ness.) Jeff: Magicant is strange Ness: You don't know the half of it "Hi! The island of happiness has been taken over! Only you can save it!" says an elderly man. Paula: He seems pretty chipper for someone that got his island taken over. Ness and die man 1 Poo: Who I hope lives up to his name go to the island of happiness and see Nekark taking it over. Ness: Yep, he's taking it over all right Paula: (as Nekark) This island is mine, hahaha, bow before me mortals! "Ness! I've been waiting! On every day of my christmas life I have waited to kill you! Now I can!!" says Nekark. Ness: This guys about as lame as Orange Kid "No way, slime breath! I'm not going to get my behind wapped fighting you, Mr. Wuss!!!" Poo: Oh, such laungage said Ness."Let's Jeff: Get ready to rumbelllll! battle!" Jeff: oh... yelled Nekark. "Moochi Feather Blast!" yelled Moochie. Paula: WHO ON EARTH IS MOOCHIE!? "Moochie! How did you get here?" asked Ness. "Psi starstorm Omega! Activate!" yelled Poo. Battle start! *They all start humming the Final Fantasy 6 battle theme* Ness uses Psi spawn Omega! 999,999,999,999,999,999,999 Hp damage to Nekark! Ness: I'm starting to think that this writer doesn't know what he's talking about *the others nod in agreement* Nekark uses Psi life up gamma! Ness stops Nekark by using Psi stop omega! Nekark DIES! Jeff: Having never known what it was like to be loved "Phew!" says Ness. "Ness, it's not over yet." says Jeff. "I see a..." End of part 1 All: Finally! Paula leads them out of the theater and back into the main room of the Lab. "Well, that was kinda fun," Ness said. "Sure was, I think we should make it a weekly thing" Paula said in agreement. "I think I can make that possible, if you guys really wanna do that," Jeff stated and then looked over at Poo, who was leaning on a button. "No Poo, not that button!" Jeff screamed All of a sudden, the screen goes black. Authors Note: I hope you enjoyed this little thing I did. No disrespect is intended to the writer of this Fanfic, it was just a little something to make people laugh. Please don't sue me! Please?