Jeff’s Long Lost Twin Brother
By Jeff in the 90’s
(Ness teleports to Snow Wood Boarding School)
Speaker: * beep * who would you like to see?
Ness: Jeff Andonuts
Speaker: * bzzt * you may enter
(Ness walks up the stairs and is in Jeff’s dorm)
Jeff: Hi Ness, whats up?
Ness: I wanted to talk to you about something…
Jeff: What about?
Ness: Paula has been going nuts lately thinking you have a twin brother that lives in Summers
Jeff: Uhh…twin brother?
Ness: Yeah, she keeps saying "He has a twin! He has a twin!" and its REALLY bugging me! Do you have a twin?
Jeff: No, not that I know of
Ness: Oh, ok, I was just wondering, I’ll go back to Twoson and talk to Paula about it
(Ness teleports back to Twoson)
Jeff: That’s crazy! Me…having a twin brother! HA! That’s preposterous!
(Meanwhile, back in Summers)
Sean: Jimmy, there is NO WAY I have a twin that lives in Winters! It’s not possible!
Jimmy: I swear, some girl was running around saying "Where’s Jeff’s twin?"
Sean: Jeez…
Jimmy: I’m not joking! That’s what she was screaming! I have proof! We can talk to the Myna Bird!
Sean: Alright, fine!
(Sean and Jimmy talking to the myna bird)
Myna Bird: * rawk * WHERE’S JEFF’S TWIN? * rawk * IM GOING CRAZY LOOKING FOR HIM! * rawk *
Sean: Well, I guess your right, Jimmy, can you go home? I have something to do…
Jimmy: Alright, see ya Sean
Sean: See ya Jimmy
(Sean in his house, meditating)
Sean: * GASP * I DO HAVE A TWIN! HIS NAME IS JEFF ANDONUTS! I NEED TO CALL JIMMY!
(Sean calls Jimmy)
Sean: Jimmy! Come to my house immediately! No time to explain!
Jimmy: Ok, bye (click – beeeeeeeeep)
(Jimmy at Sean’s house)
Sean: C’mon, were teleporting to Winters
Jimmy: But I don’t know how to…
Sean: Just hold on! HERE WE GO! * zooooom *
(Sean and Jimmy in Winters at Snow Wood Boarding School)
Speaker: * beep * Who would you like to see?
Sean: Jeff Andonuts
Speaker: * bzzt * you may enter
(Sean and Jimmy enter Snow Wood)
Jimmy: God, it was cold out there
Sean: I know, I guess that’s why it’s called Winters!
(Jeff and Tony go out of their dorm)
Jeff: HUH?
Sean: Hi Jeff!
Jeff: WHO THE HECK ARE…
Sean: I’m your twin brother!
Jeff: Whoa! I’m calling…
Sean: Ness, Paula, and Poo?
Jeff and Tony at same time: HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?
Jimmy: Heh, I bet this is why your last name is Andonuts huh Sean?
Sean: Yeah
Jimmy: To answer your question Jeff and Tony, Sean has some allocations of PSI
Jeff: But…were…twins…aren’t we?
Sean: Yes, we are, but even though we are twins…
Jeff: Some people can be twins and one can have PSI, right?
Sean: Yep
Jeff: Whew, this is too weird
Sean: I’ll go call Ness and tell him to bring Paula and Poo over
Tony: But you don’t know his number!
Jimmy: Tony, Sean just got the phone number Jeff was thinking of
Jeff: Fascinating, I’ve never seen that kind of PSI before
Sean: Heh, thanks Jeff
(Sean calls Ness)
Sean: Hi Ness
Ness: WHO IS…
Sean: Jeff’s psychic-yet-similar twin brother
Ness: No way! I’m bringing
Sean: Sure, you can bring Paula and Poo here, I wanted ya too
Ness: Uhh…ok (click – beeeeeep)
Sean: They’ll be here any minute Jeff
Jeff: Good, it’s just so hard to believe that I have a twin
Sean: Likewise, Jeff, likewise…
(Ness, Paula, and Poo go to Snow Wood and walk up the stairs)
Ness: Hi Jeff…Hi Jeff?
Sean: Ness, I’m Sean, and this is Jimmy
Jimmy: Hi Ness
Ness: Hi Jimmy
Paula: HA! I WAS RIGHT NESS! GIMMIE THAT 5 BUCKS!
Ness: Fine, Fine, I’ll go get it out of the ATM at the store over there…
(Ness leaves to go to the ATM)
Sean: Paula, you BET I was his twin?
Paula: Yeah…and how did you
Sean: I’m ps…
Jimmy: Sean is psychic, he also has a new PSI attack I’ve never seen anyone use…
Sean: Here, I’ll show you, set up a shield Paula
Paula: Umm…ok…PSI Shield Omega NOW!
Poo (in thought): What kind of psychic power is he going to use that we’ve never seen before?
Sean: Ok, here we go, oh wait, Jeff, Tony, Poo, Jimmy, here, lemme give you guys a shield…PSI Shield Omega!
Jimmy: By the way you guys, not even a basic Omega shield can deflect this
Paula, Poo, Jeff, and Tony: it’s THAT powerful?
Sean: PSI Metallic Shower Alpha!
(Ness enters room)
Ness: Here’s your 5 bucks Paula…hey what the…
Paula: GET DOWN NESS! ITS RAINING METAL!!!
Ness: whuh oh…AAAAAHHHH!!!!
(Ness got hurt and collapsed)
Sean: Oops…sorry
(Sean used PSI Healing Omega on Ness)
Poo, Paula, and Jeff: Are you OK Ness?
Ness: I’m fine, what the HECK was that?
Jimmy: PSI Metallic Shower Alpha
Paula: It IS a pretty weird attack, huh?
Poo: Sean, were you taught that?
Sean: No, I made it, I’m the only person that can make certain PSI attacks
Jeff: I should look into this. Tony, get me that clipboard
Tony: OK, Jimmy, can you get me a pen from Professor Maxwell
Jimmy: Sure, he’s downstairs, right?
Tony and Jeff: Yep
(Jimmy goes down stairs)
Sean: Hey, what the…
Ness: What’s wrong, Sean?
Sean: It’s…Pokey…
Ness, Jeff, Paula, Poo: POKEY???
(Jimmy walks up stairs)
Jimmy: Who the heck is Pokey?
Sean: He’s some fat pig that just took over S…OH GOD NO!
Poo: What is it Sean?
Sean: He just took over Summers!
Jimmy, Tony, Jeff, Paula, Ness, Poo: WHAT?
Sean: You guys, we need to go to Summers! It’s the most economic place in the world!
Ness: Well DUH! They rob us of our money!
Sean: Ness, don’t you see?
Jeff: If Pokey takes over Summers…
Sean: Then he can control economy all over the world and rise prices twice as much as they are in Summers!
Ness: Uh oh, that’s not good is it?
Sean and Jeff: Not at all!
Sean: Jeff and Paula, come with me, Jimmy and Poo, go with Ness
Tony: I guess I’ll see you guys later
Jeff: Don’t worry about us Tony, we’ll be fine
(Ness, Jimmy, and Poo teleport to Summers)
Jimmy: Let me get out my fat-finder
Ness: HA! A Fat-finder?
Jimmy: Yep, it finds anyone with abundant fat
Ness: That’s real funny!
Jimmy: Pokey’s location is in the hotel
Poo: Ok, lets…
Jimmy: Wait Poo
Poo: What?
Jimmy: My radiation detector is also showing a lot of radiation coming from in there
Ness: So?
Jimmy: Its Nuclear and PSI Radiation combine
Ness and Poo: PSI?
Jimmy: Yep, he must have gotten hold of someone with…oh no
Poo: What?
Jimmy: He might have gotten hold of Sean’s mom! We have to wait for Paula and Sean!
Poo and Ness: OK
(Sean, Jeff, and Paula are in Sean’s house)
Sean: MOM? Where are you?
Paula: Why are you looking for her?
Sean: My mom possesses PSI just like I do
Paula: So that means…?
Sean: It means if Pokey gets a hold of my mom then…
Jimmy (on watch radio): You finally made it, good, go to L’Hotel De Summers NOW!
Sean: Why?
Jimmy: Pokey has your mom!
Sean: OH NO! OK, be there in a second Jimmy, bye
Jimmy: Bye
(Sean, Paula, and Jeff make it to the Hotel)
Sean: Ok, Paula, Ness, and Poo create your shields on the count of 3, that way, we will have an indestructible shield, my mom taught me this
Ness: Cool
Sean: 1…
Jeff: I hope this works
Sean: 2…
Jimmy It does, he does this with his mom when they fight sea dragons
Jeff: Sea Dragons?
Sean: 3!
(Sean, Paula, Ness, and Poo all cast their strongest shield)
Paula: Wow, it DOES work!
Sean: Works every time, lets go save the world and my mom!
(The whole group enters the hotel)
Sean’s Mom: PSI Rattle Knife Beta!
Pokey: You better cut it out chicky!
Sean: Don’t call my mom chicky fat boy!
Pokey: What? SEAN? We meet again!
Ness, Paula, Jeff, Poo: We meet AGAIN???
Sean: When you guys defeated Giygas, Pokey ran off and tried to destroy the world again, then he saw me where he was…
Ness: No way…
Sean: I destroyed his spider mech., but I guess he built a new one
Pokey: Ha! Pig’s butt and Pig’s butt 2.0!
Sean and Ness: We’ll show you whose a pig’s butt!
Sean: PSI Metallic Shower Beta!
Ness: PSI Rockin’ Omega!
Sean’s Mom: PSI Collapse Omega!
(Pokey’s Spider Mech. disintegrates)
Pokey: I hate you all! My poor spider mech.! You’ll all pay for this!
Sean: Thank god you’re ok Mom
Sean’s Mom: JEFF! I haven’t seen you since your father sent you to Snow Wood!
Jeff: You’re my mom?
Sean’s Mom: Yes, I moved to Summers after your father sent you to Snow Wood, I didn’t like the idea, so I moved here.
Jeff: Wow
Sean: Well, one thing’s for sure
Jimmy, Poo, Paula, Jeff, Ness, and Sean’s Mom: What?
Sean: Pokey was too stupid for his own good! HA HA HA HA!
THE END