Jeff’s Long Lost Twin Brother

By Jeff in the 90’s

(Ness teleports to Snow Wood Boarding School)

Speaker: * beep * who would you like to see?

Ness: Jeff Andonuts

Speaker: * bzzt * you may enter

(Ness walks up the stairs and is in Jeff’s dorm)

Jeff: Hi Ness, whats up?

Ness: I wanted to talk to you about something…

Jeff: What about?

Ness: Paula has been going nuts lately thinking you have a twin brother that lives in Summers

Jeff: Uhh…twin brother?

Ness: Yeah, she keeps saying "He has a twin! He has a twin!" and its REALLY bugging me! Do you have a twin?

Jeff: No, not that I know of

Ness: Oh, ok, I was just wondering, I’ll go back to Twoson and talk to Paula about it

(Ness teleports back to Twoson)

Jeff: That’s crazy! Me…having a twin brother! HA! That’s preposterous!

(Meanwhile, back in Summers)

Sean: Jimmy, there is NO WAY I have a twin that lives in Winters! It’s not possible!

Jimmy: I swear, some girl was running around saying "Where’s Jeff’s twin?"

Sean: Jeez…

Jimmy: I’m not joking! That’s what she was screaming! I have proof! We can talk to the Myna Bird!

Sean: Alright, fine!

(Sean and Jimmy talking to the myna bird)

Myna Bird: * rawk * WHERE’S JEFF’S TWIN? * rawk * IM GOING CRAZY LOOKING FOR HIM! * rawk *

Sean: Well, I guess your right, Jimmy, can you go home? I have something to do…

Jimmy: Alright, see ya Sean

Sean: See ya Jimmy

(Sean in his house, meditating)

Sean: * GASP * I DO HAVE A TWIN! HIS NAME IS JEFF ANDONUTS! I NEED TO CALL JIMMY!

(Sean calls Jimmy)

Sean: Jimmy! Come to my house immediately! No time to explain!

Jimmy: Ok, bye (click – beeeeeeeeep)

(Jimmy at Sean’s house)

Sean: C’mon, were teleporting to Winters

Jimmy: But I don’t know how to…

Sean: Just hold on! HERE WE GO! * zooooom *

(Sean and Jimmy in Winters at Snow Wood Boarding School)

Speaker: * beep * Who would you like to see?

Sean: Jeff Andonuts

Speaker: * bzzt * you may enter

(Sean and Jimmy enter Snow Wood)

Jimmy: God, it was cold out there

Sean: I know, I guess that’s why it’s called Winters!

(Jeff and Tony go out of their dorm)

Jeff: HUH?

Sean: Hi Jeff!

Jeff: WHO THE HECK ARE…

Sean: I’m your twin brother!

Jeff: Whoa! I’m calling…

Sean: Ness, Paula, and Poo?

Jeff and Tony at same time: HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?

Jimmy: Heh, I bet this is why your last name is Andonuts huh Sean?

Sean: Yeah

Jimmy: To answer your question Jeff and Tony, Sean has some allocations of PSI

Jeff: But…were…twins…aren’t we?

Sean: Yes, we are, but even though we are twins…

Jeff: Some people can be twins and one can have PSI, right?

Sean: Yep

Jeff: Whew, this is too weird

Sean: I’ll go call Ness and tell him to bring Paula and Poo over

Tony: But you don’t know his number!

Jimmy: Tony, Sean just got the phone number Jeff was thinking of

Jeff: Fascinating, I’ve never seen that kind of PSI before

Sean: Heh, thanks Jeff

(Sean calls Ness)

Sean: Hi Ness

Ness: WHO IS…

Sean: Jeff’s psychic-yet-similar twin brother

Ness: No way! I’m bringing

Sean: Sure, you can bring Paula and Poo here, I wanted ya too

Ness: Uhh…ok (click – beeeeeep)

Sean: They’ll be here any minute Jeff

Jeff: Good, it’s just so hard to believe that I have a twin

Sean: Likewise, Jeff, likewise…

(Ness, Paula, and Poo go to Snow Wood and walk up the stairs)

Ness: Hi Jeff…Hi Jeff?

Sean: Ness, I’m Sean, and this is Jimmy

Jimmy: Hi Ness

Ness: Hi Jimmy

Paula: HA! I WAS RIGHT NESS! GIMMIE THAT 5 BUCKS!

Ness: Fine, Fine, I’ll go get it out of the ATM at the store over there…

(Ness leaves to go to the ATM)

Sean: Paula, you BET I was his twin?

Paula: Yeah…and how did you

Sean: I’m ps…

Jimmy: Sean is psychic, he also has a new PSI attack I’ve never seen anyone use…

Sean: Here, I’ll show you, set up a shield Paula

Paula: Umm…ok…PSI Shield Omega NOW!

Poo (in thought): What kind of psychic power is he going to use that we’ve never seen before?

Sean: Ok, here we go, oh wait, Jeff, Tony, Poo, Jimmy, here, lemme give you guys a shield…PSI Shield Omega!

Jimmy: By the way you guys, not even a basic Omega shield can deflect this

Paula, Poo, Jeff, and Tony: it’s THAT powerful?

Sean: PSI Metallic Shower Alpha!

(Ness enters room)

Ness: Here’s your 5 bucks Paula…hey what the…

Paula: GET DOWN NESS! ITS RAINING METAL!!!

Ness: whuh oh…AAAAAHHHH!!!!

(Ness got hurt and collapsed)

Sean: Oops…sorry

(Sean used PSI Healing Omega on Ness)

Poo, Paula, and Jeff: Are you OK Ness?

Ness: I’m fine, what the HECK was that?

Jimmy: PSI Metallic Shower Alpha

Paula: It IS a pretty weird attack, huh?

Poo: Sean, were you taught that?

Sean: No, I made it, I’m the only person that can make certain PSI attacks

Jeff: I should look into this. Tony, get me that clipboard

Tony: OK, Jimmy, can you get me a pen from Professor Maxwell

Jimmy: Sure, he’s downstairs, right?

Tony and Jeff: Yep

(Jimmy goes down stairs)

Sean: Hey, what the…

Ness: What’s wrong, Sean?

Sean: It’s…Pokey…

Ness, Jeff, Paula, Poo: POKEY???

(Jimmy walks up stairs)

Jimmy: Who the heck is Pokey?

Sean: He’s some fat pig that just took over S…OH GOD NO!

Poo: What is it Sean?

Sean: He just took over Summers!

Jimmy, Tony, Jeff, Paula, Ness, Poo: WHAT?

Sean: You guys, we need to go to Summers! It’s the most economic place in the world!

Ness: Well DUH! They rob us of our money!

Sean: Ness, don’t you see?

Jeff: If Pokey takes over Summers…

Sean: Then he can control economy all over the world and rise prices twice as much as they are in Summers!

Ness: Uh oh, that’s not good is it?

Sean and Jeff: Not at all!

Sean: Jeff and Paula, come with me, Jimmy and Poo, go with Ness

Tony: I guess I’ll see you guys later

Jeff: Don’t worry about us Tony, we’ll be fine

(Ness, Jimmy, and Poo teleport to Summers)

Jimmy: Let me get out my fat-finder

Ness: HA! A Fat-finder?

Jimmy: Yep, it finds anyone with abundant fat

Ness: That’s real funny!

Jimmy: Pokey’s location is in the hotel

Poo: Ok, lets…

Jimmy: Wait Poo

Poo: What?

Jimmy: My radiation detector is also showing a lot of radiation coming from in there

Ness: So?

Jimmy: Its Nuclear and PSI Radiation combine

Ness and Poo: PSI?

Jimmy: Yep, he must have gotten hold of someone with…oh no

Poo: What?

Jimmy: He might have gotten hold of Sean’s mom! We have to wait for Paula and Sean!

Poo and Ness: OK

(Sean, Jeff, and Paula are in Sean’s house)

Sean: MOM? Where are you?

Paula: Why are you looking for her?

Sean: My mom possesses PSI just like I do

Paula: So that means…?

Sean: It means if Pokey gets a hold of my mom then…

Jimmy (on watch radio): You finally made it, good, go to L’Hotel De Summers NOW!

Sean: Why?

Jimmy: Pokey has your mom!

Sean: OH NO! OK, be there in a second Jimmy, bye

Jimmy: Bye

(Sean, Paula, and Jeff make it to the Hotel)

Sean: Ok, Paula, Ness, and Poo create your shields on the count of 3, that way, we will have an indestructible shield, my mom taught me this

Ness: Cool

Sean: 1…

Jeff: I hope this works

Sean: 2…

Jimmy It does, he does this with his mom when they fight sea dragons

Jeff: Sea Dragons?

Sean: 3!

(Sean, Paula, Ness, and Poo all cast their strongest shield)

Paula: Wow, it DOES work!

Sean: Works every time, lets go save the world and my mom!

(The whole group enters the hotel)

Sean’s Mom: PSI Rattle Knife Beta!

Pokey: You better cut it out chicky!

Sean: Don’t call my mom chicky fat boy!

Pokey: What? SEAN? We meet again!

Ness, Paula, Jeff, Poo: We meet AGAIN???

Sean: When you guys defeated Giygas, Pokey ran off and tried to destroy the world again, then he saw me where he was…

Ness: No way…

Sean: I destroyed his spider mech., but I guess he built a new one

Pokey: Ha! Pig’s butt and Pig’s butt 2.0!

Sean and Ness: We’ll show you whose a pig’s butt!

Sean: PSI Metallic Shower Beta!

Ness: PSI Rockin’ Omega!

Sean’s Mom: PSI Collapse Omega!

(Pokey’s Spider Mech. disintegrates)

Pokey: I hate you all! My poor spider mech.! You’ll all pay for this!

Sean: Thank god you’re ok Mom

Sean’s Mom: JEFF! I haven’t seen you since your father sent you to Snow Wood!

Jeff: You’re my mom?

Sean’s Mom: Yes, I moved to Summers after your father sent you to Snow Wood, I didn’t like the idea, so I moved here.

Jeff: Wow

Sean: Well, one thing’s for sure

Jimmy, Poo, Paula, Jeff, Ness, and Sean’s Mom: What?

Sean: Pokey was too stupid for his own good! HA HA HA HA!

 

 

THE END