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     /  o o  \               The Plight of the Mr. Saturns
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       U  U                       By Jeff (yeah, thats my real name )
It's another Sunny day in Saturn Valley. Jeff Andonuts, Apple Kid, And Dr.
Andonuts Mr. Saturn were awaiting the arrival of Ness, when a Mr. Saturn
who
was looking in the sky Started shouting "Z0Om! A  BoInG! UFO Zo0m!!! MoRe
CoMing aLSo!"
    At that time Ness arrived but he used the last of his PP to teleport
to
Saturn Valley, and the Hotel Clerk was out of town. Apple Kid told Ness to
PSI Rockin them out of the sky. He tried but, his PP was gone! Dr.
Andonuts
and Ness Told all the Mr. Saturns To take Shelter in the Caves. The place
was
a total madhouse. "What are we to do?" said the Dr. Then Jeff, the genius,
came up with a plan.
    "I've Got it!" he yelled. The Mr. Saturns heard this and thought the
UFOs
were gone. Before Ness could save them though, two were zapped up by
tractor
beams and were abducted, sadly. Then a Laser was fired and the rocks on
the
side of the Valley fel, Blocking off the caves with three trapped inside
and
no way to take shelter.
    As Ness tried to move away the rocks, Jeff yelled his plan to the
others
over the sound of laser beams.
    "I am going to go up in the Sky Runner and shoot them down with
Multi-Bottle Rockets, Bombs and the Heavy Bazooka. Who's with me?" he
asked.
    "I will!" said Ness and a Mr. Saturn (although Mr. Saturns 'I will!'
sounded much different).
    "Okay, but be careful!" said Dr. Andonuts.
    "LEtZ gO Zo0m Zo0m iN ThE  Zo0m!  SKy!", Said Mr. Saturn as the piled
into the Sky Runner.
    As the Sky Runner rises, they see that they are greatly outnumbered.
Somehow they found the courage to start shooting. They still had radio
contact with the ground via Phase Distorter. Then they found a glitch in
the
system.
    A Strange signal was coming from the ground, and then an annoying
voice
came on the speaker.
    "So, Ness, old Neighbor, how ya doin?"
    It Was Pokey!!!!
    "Pokey?", Ness said, " I thought we destroyed you!!"
    "Well, that's what happens when you think! Look how successful I am!
And
I didn't think one bit! I just Did!
    "How did you survive?" Jeff asked, shooting down several more ships
with
Mr. Saturn.
    "Right before Giygas was gonna be destroyed, I used his own power to
teleport us to space! Then we teamed up with Giegue, vowing revenge!"
    "Uh-oh" said Ness.
    "What're we gonna do?" asked Jeff.
    "SURRENDER!!", said Pokey in his annoying voice.
    "Never!!" said Apple Kid. He had fixed the Phase Distortor!!
    All of a sudden......
    "AHHHHHH"
    "We've been hit Dad!"
    "Are you okay?" Said Dr. Andonuts?
    "Ummm. yeah, only minor"
    *Tseww**Boom*!!!!
    "We've been hit again! We're goin down!!!!!"
    Luckily, the Sky Runner fixed itself when a small bag fell out of the
over head drawer. Mr. Saturn picked it up and looked in the bag. He then
walked up to Ness.
    "NeSS sIR,Lo0kY!" said Mr. Saturn as he held up the bag to Ness.Inside
were.......Five MAGIC TRUFFLES!!! FIVE!!
    "We're saved!!!!!" said Jeff excitedly, because he was out of botle
rockets and on his last bomb.
    "YaAaAAaaY!!!!  BoInG!  YipPPiE!  Zo0m!"
    Jeff said " i musta stashed em up there when i rebuilt this!"
    Ness Quickly ait all five, maxing out his PP. He cast PSI Shield Omega
right when a shot was fired directly at them. It bounced rught back and
destroyed the ship in one hit.
    "That was close! The shield when it deflects damage only does 50% of
the
original damage. If 50% of that destroyed that ship in one hit, imagine
full
stregnth."
    "Woah.." said Ness.
    *chh* Ness! *beep* come in! This is Apple Kid! Use PSI Flash Omega and
PSi Rockin Omega, twice, RIGHT NOW!! They've got you surrounded!!"
    Ness checked his PP meter. He might not have enough to do it
                                         _______
                                         | HP:850 |
                                        |   MP:250 |
    But He Tried.
    "PSI FLASH OMEGA  TWICE!!!!!!!   PSI ROCKIN OMEGA    TWICE!!!!!!
    There was a blinding flash of light, and no one could see, so the Sky
Runner crashed, right in the middle of Saturn Valley. After the light was
gone, they saw about 300 UFOS on the ground. They did it!! They had saved
the
Mr. Saturns!
    Before the Dcter fixed them and they all went to bed, Ness checked his
status meter.It was as follows.                  _______
                                                             | HP:850 |
                                                            |   MP:001 |
    It was then Ness relized what a lucky son-of -a-gun he really was to
have
such observitve(but wierd) allies in the Mr. Saturns. He said Goodnight to
everyone and went to sleep.