Frank's War By: Darth Belch ********************** Frank, leader of the Sharks stood in the backyard of the arcade. He was looking over at scraps of wood. Ness walked in from the distance. "Hey Frank!" Frank looked up. "Yo! Ness! What's goin on!" Ness shook Frank's hand. It felt rough. "Nothing, just walking around. Your hand is rough. Are you working on something?" "Ya, Im tryin to make a Frankystien Mark III." "What are you gonna go with it?" Frank scratched his head. "Um, I dunno." In the distance, a Pogo Punk has hopping around. All of a sudden he got hit in the head with a brick. Ness and Frank ran up to him and Frank picked up the brick. The Pogo Punk was knocked out. There was a note on the brick. They started to walk towards the back of the yard. Ness asked, "Frank what does the note say?" The Pogo Punk was starting to get up in the distance. Frank had taken the note into one hand and the brick in the other. He threw the brick without looking where he was throwing it. It ended up hitting the Pogo Punk again. The Pogo Punk threw his pogo stick down. Frank read the note: ******** "Dear Frank You have caused my gang a very hard life in Threed. Your Sharks have been fighting my Dolphins on our turf. Now its time for me to invade YOUR turf. You will surely pay for this! Since this is a note, and we are not meeting, pretend I am laughing hysterically and evilly right now. Expect us here in a week! Well, I would be there tomorrow, but I hurt myself in my Yoga For Newbies class. But thats a different story. We will be there next week! So dont get scared and start to pee in your pants. Remember, last time, I didnt pee in my pants, I spilled, um, coffee on, my pants. Um, ya, thats what I did! Your Nemesis, Benji. ********** Ness looked at Frank. "Whats up with that?" "Thats my rival Benji. He was always bad at writing threats. Now it seems like his gang is gonna try to take over my turf! It aint gonna happen!" Frank took out a knife and threw it blade first into the pile of wood. The knife stuck into the wood. Ness peered at the note. "Is this gang tough?" "We have about the same number of people in our gang. Were about on the same level as the Dolphins. We have been fighting for a while now, and no on was able to win any battles because we were so evenly matched. If he is invading us, he...must, have some plan." Ness looked at his watch. "Oops. Sorry Frank, but I gotta leave! I think im gonna go over to Paula's house." Ness and Frank said goodbye and Ness left. Frank sat down on a rock, while sharpening one of his knives. He thought to hiself for a while. "Something is definitely wrong here. I mean, he would NEVER move his gang out of his territory and into ours. He is too chicken. I must find out whats going on!" Frank called over a few of his gang. "Ok, listen up guys. I need a few of you to help me find out what is going on in Threed. The Dolphins plan to invade Onett, and overthrow us! This aint gonna happen!" A few Sharks stood up. An hour later, they left for Threed. ***************** It was dark. Barely Frank or the 3 Shark members that joined him could see. They snooped around in the shadows of the trees. One Yes Man Jr stopped. "Frank, I dont see anything." Frank hit the Yes Man Jr. and said, "Hey you! Shut up. Your not looking hard enough." At that moment, a Skate Punk pointed over to the graveyard. There was many figures standing there. The Skate Punk kept pointing. "Hey, um, boss, I, um, think its them!" Frank took a closer look. "Ya. Good job. Lets move closer to get a look." The group led by Frank sneaked closer to the graveyard. They all stopped. Frank walked ahead of the others, and then hit the ground. "Ok guys, stay there. I'm gonna move closer." Frank crawled on the ground to get an even closer look. It indeed was the Dolphins. However he saw something else. He crawled back to his group. "Hey, who has the binoculars?" A Skate Punk gave him a pair of binoculars. Frank crawled back to his spot. He put the binoculars to his face. He saw a group of Dolphins next to an even larger group of Dolphins. They were surely planning an invasion. Frank looked around some more, until he saw Benji, the leader. However, Benji wasnt alone. He saw Benji talking to a man with a beard and glasses. Next to the bearded man were 2 men in blue robes on both sides of the man. Frank got curious and started looking around that area. Frank then spotted something. It looked like a blue mask, or a blue hood on a tombstone. Before he could get a real good look at it, one of the Dolphins notice someone spying. Frank signals everyone that joined him to run. While running away, Frank tripped over a brush. (End of Part 1)