The GOD
Part 1" The Forum
by: Darth Belch (aka NeoNess)
The 4 are on the way to a scientific expo.
"This should be a smashing good science forum! Ive been looking foward to it!" Jeff said while grinning. "There is going to be a cool geneology lecture by the great Professor Jack Merridew!"
Sarcasticlay, Ness grinned and said, "No way I love Professor Merridew!". Still being sarcastic, Ness started to prance around, repeating the name of Jeff's favorite genologist. "Oh Merridew, Merridew, wherefore art thou Merridew. Deny thy hypothesis, split my gene!" Ness decided to stop there because a crowd started to form around him.
"I bet you cant even tell me some of Merridew's feats!" Jeff said with a sadisic grin on his face. "Tell me about him"
Ness, brushing himself off said, "Jack Merridew, born 1952 in Fourside. his mother was Marry Merridew and his father was Jack Merridew Senior. He started his love for genology in high-school. His first project was genesplicing. His most spectacular accomplishment was the discovery of the X gene, which allows easy ways for altering the human structure." Ness went on for minutes, until Jeff noticed Ness was secretly reading off of the brochure for the expo.
"I should of know. A person of your calibur couldnt know about Merridew. Paula, what time is it?"
"12:05"
"Good we still have about 25 minutes till the expo starts. Lets get signed in first before we get mobbed by the crowd!"
Poo, who was in the store across the street, jumped in. "Hey, I just bought the new 50034 laptop with the Pencilium 4 processor with 999 Giygas hurts............uh, well you know what i mean!" Poo rubbed his head from embarassment.
"Poo, I didnt know you were into computers!" Jeff looked at Poo's new laptop.
Jeff had made a face of confusion. "HEY THATS MY LAPTOP!! HOW DID YOU GET IT??? WHY MUST EVERYONE PESTER ME?? RIGHT BEFORE THE FORUM!!!!!" Jeff started to calm down, and said to himself rather loudly, "What if Merridew saw me? He would think I am infested with thestupidity gene, sorta like Ness."
Now a crowd started to form around Jeff. Ness decided to ignore the comment made by Jeff.
Paula's stomach growled. "We still have 20 minute, wanna grab something to eat? I think they got food in there!"
Ness is still being sarcastic. "What are they eating? Geneburgers with a side order of Carbon-Dioxide?"
Jeff sick of Ness's blatant sarcasm, whacks Ness upside the head with his laptop. Ness is knocked silly, well, sillier than usuall.
"What have i done? The laptop could have been broken over Ness's thick skull!" Jeff said it loud enough so Ness could hear nim.
The four went inside to eat. While inside, a darkish figure was walking around.
"Jack Merridew huh? Maybe I can learn something from him. Maybe i can finnaly destroy Ness and his pitiful little friends."
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Time has come for the lecture. The four ebter the room. There are a few people in here, but it is still early; there will be more people here. The 4 see that the whole front row of seats are empty (which the exeption of about 4 people). They get the four seats. Natrually, Jeff is smiling, anticipating the arrival of his idol. A few minutes later, the room starts to fill. The last person to walk in is the shadowy figure from earlier (NOTE: Face it guys, you know who it is already). The lights come on and a person comes out.
Ness shouts out loudly, and yet again sarcastically, "HELLO MR MERRIDEW!!
Jeff smacks Ness again. "You fool thats not Jack Merridew!" Another crowd forms around Ness.
Paula looks at Ness with a grin. "You like attracting crowds!"
The dark figure in the black jumps with amazment. He says to himself, "Ness? Paula? Jeff? Poo? WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE? I didnt see them before. I better not blow my cover. Yet i have the urge to destroy them! Oh why? O why? Why must my life be so tourturous? What have i done to deserve this? Oh, wait, thats a dumb question."
The man on the stage started to clear his throat. "Good afternoon! Welcome to the Science Expo 2001! One our events is taking place here. You should know that, because you guys are..*snicker*....here!
The only respponse he got was a couple of coughs. Ness said, "Oh what a cheese ball!"
The annnouncer started again, "Despite the stale joke, I would like to introduce probably the most important man here, JACK MERRIDEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHAHAHAHAHAHA COME ON OUT JACK MERRIDEW!!!
A man of normal figure walks out, wearing glasses and a white lab coat. If you saw his walking down the street, you could plainly see he was a scientist.
Jeff started to move in his seat. He finally got up and jumped in front of Merridew and shook his hand. "Mr Merridew!!!"
"Call me Jack"
"Ok, i am sooooooooooooooooooooooooo happy to see you. My name is Jeff!"
"Well, Jeff, it seems that weve both have the "J gene" because both our names start with a J!!"
Jeff started to roll. "AHAHAHA I LOVE GENOLOGY JOKES.
Ness whipsered to Paula, "I think his joke has the "C" gene because his joke is corny!" Paula and Poo started to laugh.
"Well Jeff, if you could take your seat, Ill get on with the lecture, and after, we can talk over lunch, you can bring your friends too, ok?"
"Sure sir, I mean, Mr Merridew.....erm, Jack"
Jeff sits back down, happy that he shook Jacks' hand and talked to him"
Jack started. "Genology is..."