Home School?<Br><Br>By:Darth Belch<Br><Br>**********************<Br><Br>(Ness is at home after hanging out with Paula,Jeff, and Poo)<Br><Br>Mom: Hi hun! How was your day?<Br><Br>Ness: Just fine.The stupid weather. Just as soon as we got to Summers, it started to thunder.<Br><Br>Mom: Well sorry to hear that, well i have some news for you....<Br><Br>Ness: Ya?<Br><Br>Mom: Being that you are a hero and such, i know you will be called out to save the world again. ANd that means no time for school. Now, we cant have a stupid person saving the world.<Br><Br>Ness:True, so im gonna be home-schooled?<Br><Br>Mom: Yes, and no. You will be taught here, but not by me. By a tutor.<Br><Br>Ness: NONONONONONO!!!! NO TUTOR FOR ME!!! NESS WILL LIVE ON WITH NO TUTOR!!! NO!!! NEIN!!! NEYT!!!<Br><Br>Mom: Aw come on Ness! It will be "cool". I talked to Paula,Jeff, and Poo's parents and they will be with you. We will take you guys to MacDooneys for lunch, we will start at 7:00 and end at 1:00. Weekends are off.<Br><Br>Ness: Wow that sounds cool!<Br><Br>Mom: Yes, and since  theres still 2 months of summer vacation left, being that they are re-building the school due to the "pink ratanoid" scare.<Br><Br> Ness: Cool!<Br><Br>Mom: The tutor is coming over Wednesday to discuss our fav soap opera, The Young and the Cheesey.<Br><Br>(That Wednesday, Ness, his mom, Paula, Jeff, and Poo are in  Ness's living room. The doorbell rings and Ness's mom answers)<Br><Br>Ness(to the others): Here comes the old bag!<Br><Br>(They giggle)<Br><Br>Mom: Meet Miss Andrea.<Br><Br>Andrea: Well hello there big boy!<Br><Br>Ness: Whoa....shes...cyooooooote.<Br><Br>(Ness,Jeff,and Poo bug out and Paula shakes her head)<Br><Br>Paula: Men........<Br><Br>(2  months later)<Br><Br>Ness: Firsit day of school!<Br><Br>Paula: This is gonna be cool!<Br><Br>(Andrea and Ness's mom walks in, talking about soap opras.)<Br><Br>Andrea: Oh boy a person of my age,24,shouldnt be so into soaps.<Br><Br>Mom: Girl, i was into them when i has my son's age.<Br><Br>Ness: *Snicker*. Back then, they were called "Rock Operas" because when you were my age, it was the Stone Age!<Br><Br>(Ness rolls around on the floor in hysterics while the rest look at him)<Br><Br>Paula: That was cornier than......than.......well, ya know!<Br><Br>(Andrea sits down)<Br><Br>Mom: Well i have some errands to do! Ill be back after school!<Br><Br>(Mom leaves)<Br><Br>Andrea: So being that its our first day, lets take it easy, lets take our first class trip, to 18 Flags!<Br><Br>Ness: SWEEEET!!!!<Br><Br> <end>