Ness and the Gang in America 2


Part 1



Ness and the gang in America 2
Part 1
By Darth Belch

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The gang are walking out off the mall. (see the first installment)

Ness stretched. "Man that mall was lame."

Conveniently, there was another mall right across the street.

Ness fell to the ground. "Oh man.."

After about 3 minutes of debate, they go into the mall.

Paula was happy to see that the mall was much bigger than the one they went to before. "Man they must have a lot of stores in here"

They walked a few minutes and finally came to a store Jeff wants to go in.

"Well," Jeff said, "I would like to stop in here"

"Computer Commuter?" said Ness while looking at a girl passing by.

Paula smack Ness over the head. "I heard the girls here in the US are....well....slu...um never mind.....JUST KEEP YOUR EYES OFF OF THEM OK?"

"Yes"

They go into the computer store. A salesman walks up to them. "Hi. Who would like to see our new computer deal?"

Jeff steps forward. The others walk outside.

"Man, he will take all day," said Ness."

Paula gave Ness a funny look, "Well, your talking like YOU don't spend an eternity in the video game stores."

"Well....." Ness thought. "Lets just go. Lemme check my wallet fir.......wait a sec..I GAVE MY WALLET TO JEFF TO HOLD ON TO."

Poo jumped in front of Ness, "HE WILL WASTE ALL OUR MONEY ON COMPUTER STUFF!!!!! YOU MUST STOP HIM!"

Ness runs into the store. He jumps over a table. He trips over comuter wires. He jumps over a box and lands right into a display of memory sticks. He sees Jeff at the register with 5 boxes of different sizes getting scanned and priced. Ness gets up an crouches down and he lunges towards Jeff. Jeff ducks and Ness hits the clerk behind the counter.

Jeff looked over the counter. "Ness?"

Ness, dazed, looked up at Jeff in a dazed look from hitting the clerk so hard. ".....Don't........buy...anything....."

"Ness I wasn't going to buy anything...."

"Then what are those boxes for?"

Jeff looked at those boxes. "Those belong to that guy."

Jeff point to this geeky looking dude with glasses. He too looks over the counter. "Hi im Bill Gates."

Ness finally comes to and they leave the store.

Paula saw a store she wanted to go into. It was a clothing store. They all agreed to go in.

Paula imediately started looking at the clothes "I heard they sold mens clothes here.why don't you go look while I try some stuff on.

Ness, Jeff and Poo head over to the mens section Ness starts looking around at the shirts. "Hey, they have a pretty good selection here."

Poo comes out holding a pair of pants and a shirt. "Ya they have some nice stuff."

Jeff is holding a jacket. "Ya I like this jacket. Lets try our stuff on."

They walk towards the dressing room.

Ness says, "What they only have 1 room?"

A customer in line starts to talk to Ness. "Are you waiting to use the rooms?"

"Yes."

"WELL GET IN THE BACK OF THE LINE AND DON'T TRY TO CUT ALL US OFF"

They all look back and they see the line is all the way to the entrance of the store.

"No way!" said Ness enfuriated.

Poo stepped in. "Well lets get in the back of the line."

Jeff said, "By the way.......wheres Paula?"

Jeff notices he is the only one standing there and Ness and Poo have left to walk towards the back of the line.

An hour passed and the person in the dressing room doesn't leave. Everybody in the line exept Ness, Jeff, and Poo left.

Ness rubs his stomach. "Man im hungry."

Ness knocks on the door. "HEY YOU IN THERE HURRY UP.YOU'VE BEEN IN THERE OVER AN HOUR"

A voice come out of the dressing room. "OK OK ONE SECOND. HOLD YOUR PANTS."

The person who was in the room came out. It was Paula holding a TON of clothes.

Paula drops all the clothes on the floor and says, "I don't want any of these." She then exited the store.

Ness Jeff and Poo were ready to hit Paula over the head with a display of cardigan sweaters. They too left the store.

*end of part 2*