Well,Hi there!

By:DarthBelch

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(Ness and Paula in Fourside)

Ness: Too bad Jeff and Poo couldnt come!

Paula: Yeah, but the Dept. Store is having a massive sale and i need some new clothes.

Ness: Aw, not you dont! Your clothes look nice!

(Ness grins suspiciously. Paula smirks back at Ness)

Paula: How much do you need?`

Ness: HAHA! Nevermind!

(Ness spots a suspicious woman over by the Monotolli Building)

Ness: Who is that?

Paula: I dont know? I dont live here!

(The suspicious woman looks and spots Ness staring at her. She waves seductively)

Paula: Well Ness, looks like you grabbed another one!

(Paula looks the other way)

Ness: Heheheh, your jealous, arent you!?!

Paula: No...i just thought, oh nevermind.

Ness: I think she signaling me to come over to her. Paula, im gonna see what she wants.

Paula (to herself): Hmph, so much for hanging out..

Ness: You say something?

Paula: Um no...nothing.

Ness: Well im goning to she what she wants.

Paula: When your done, look for me in the Dept. Store! Ill be the one carrying all the clothes!

(They all say thier goodbyes and leave towards thier separate ways)

Paula: I guess Ness has no feelings for me after all.

(Paula walks into the Dept. Store)

Ness: Geez, i wonder what she wants.

(Ness finnaly approaches the woman)

Ness: You called me over here?

Woman: Well, hi there! I saw you over there with a girl. Was she you girlfriend?

(Ness rubs his head and smiles)

Ness: Um, heh, er, no, shes..not..my..ya know.

Woman: Well, my name is Kelly, im 17 and i couldnt help to say that you are cute!

(Kelly bends over and kisses Ness on the cheek. Ness blushes)

Ness: What was that for?

Kelly: Hm, i dont know.....

Ness: Your trying to pick me up arent you?

Kelly: Duh!!! Heh, ooops!

Ness; I think your a little to old for me!

(Kelly puts her arm around Ness)

Kelly: Oh sure im not!

Ness: AH GET AWAY FROM ME!!

(Ness runs away from Kelly)

Kelly: This should be fun, i can catch him, i run cross-country!

(Kelly chases after Ness. The chase lasts about 15 minutes/ Ness hides behind a building, Kelly finds him. Kelly hides behind a building, and jumps out when Ness passes. Ness runs and hides in someones house...Kely finds him)

Ness: Man shes fast!

(Finaly, Ness runs towards the Dept. Store. Paula comes out and sees Ness.)

Paula: Whats wrong!

(Ness points behind him)

Ness: That strange woman's name is Kelly, and she chasing me, trying to get a date!

Paula: Well, i'll see about that!

(Paula rolls up her sleeves)

Ness: Here she comes!

(As soo as Kelly catches up and stands in front of Ness, Paula steps in between them)

Kelly: Back off girl, hes my catch!

Paula: Well theres other fish in the sea, and if you dont back off now, youllbe sleeping with the fishes!!

Kelly: Yeah right!

(Paula's hands start to glow a light blue)

Kelly: OHMYGOSH SHES A WITCH!!!

(Paula uses Freeze A)

Paula: Your momma!

Ness: Is she dead?

Paula: No she'll defrost in 5 minutes!

Ness: Why did you step in like that? Do you like me or something?

Paula: O GEEZ! LOOK AT THE TIME LETS GET BACK HOME.