Haunted EB Part 1.
By: Darth Belch
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( A week after Ness and the gang defeated Giygas. They are at Threed,
trick-or-treating. The are spotted by 4  older teens knocking over
graves in the graveyard)

Teen 1: Hey look at those dorky looking kids.

Teen 2: Yeah, lets go mess with them, an some stuff.

( The 4 walk over to them)

Teen 1: HEY! GIMME YOUR CANDY!!!

Ness: Um....how about no!!!

Teen 3: How about this??!!!??

(The Teen swings at Ness and Paula uses PSI Thunder on them 4 teens)

Paula: How about that??

Teen 4: MOMMY! MOMMY! I THINK IM GONNA WET MY PANTS!!!!!

(The 4 teens run away)

Poo: Hey whats that???

(Poo pots to a huge mansion)

Jeff: That establishment was not located in those coordinates the last
time that we have stepped foot in Threed.

Ness: In English Einstein!

Jeff: Sorry, i meant that the house wasn't here the last time we were
here.

Paula: Couldn't of you said that.

Ness: Hey, wanna go check it out?

Poo: And miss out on all the candy??? HECK NO!!!

Jeff: No way Jose. Maybe its.......haunted??

Paula: HAHA! Haunted, yah right. Lets go Ness.

Poo: Yeah Ness, im sure you wanna be alone in an abandoned house with
Paula...eh Ness??

(Ness tuns red with embarrassment and hits Poo over the head with his
almost full candy sack. Obviously, Paula didn't hear what Poo said)

Ness: Shush Poo!!

Jeff: Well if your going to go, ill go to.

Paula: OK. Thats the Three of us.......Poo, you coming??

Poo (in a whiny voice): But what about the candy???

Ness: Well, ok.  Finish up the rest of the blocks you missed. And when
your done, wait in front of thee house and yell.

Poo: Gotcha.

Ness: We shouldn't be long

(Ness, Paula, and Jeff head over to the house. Poo goes
trick-or-treating)

Poo: Geez, all this candy!! All mine!

(Ness, Paula, and Jeff arrive at the house)

Paula: OK lets go. You first Ness.

Ness: OK, sure.

Paula: Thats what i dont get about you Ness, your so courageous.

(Before Ness can turn the doorknob, the door opens itself)

Jeff: Here goes nothing!

<end of part 1>