Earthbound 2: Fury of Giygas
Part 1: The Return
By: Darth Belch
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(In a hot summer day, 3 days after Ness and his friends defeated
Giygas,they are relaxing on the beach of Summers)

Paula: Ah, this is the life, eh Ness?

Ness: Ya, no more Giygas or Pokey.

Paula: I wonder where Pokey went to.

Ness: He's in some twisted dimension, crying his brains out, talking to
himself about how we gave him a boo-boo.

Paula: Ha ha ha. You're probably right. Where did Jeff and Poo go. I
didn't even see them leave.

Ness: They went to go play with their metal detector thingy.

(Further down the beach, Jeff and Poo are using their metal detector)

Poo: Find anything?

Jeff: Hmm. A PEICE OF THE SKY RUNNER!

Poo: Sky Runner? Is that a pair of shoe that allow you to run around in
the sky?

Jeff: Sorry Poo, incorrect. The Sky Runner is, or was, a high tech
flying machine, that was totally unsuccessful.

(Jeff thinks)

Jeff: I wonder if i can possibly bring it back and we can use it.

(Jeff remembers all the screw ups and the malfunctions that the Sky
Runner had in the past.)

Jeff: Nah!!!!

Poo: This is getting boring, I think we should go back.

Jeff: Well, im finding this rather interesting. However, if we must,
we'll meet up with Paula and Ness.

Poo: I don't think we should of left them 2 alone. I ya know what i
mean.

Jeff: I get it. Lets depart.

(They meet up with Paula, but Ness isn't there.)

Jeff: Where did Ness wander to.

Paula: He went to see if we can rent a boat.

Poo: A boat.

Paula: Yeah, he wants o go fishing.

Jeff+Poo: FISHING!!!

Jeff: Oh how delightful! Fishing! Very fine sport!

Poo: I agree Jeff.

Paula: Yeah, its ok. My dad is a fishing FREAK. He ha about.......

(Before she could finish Ness comes running back panting)

Ness: Ay eeee i oh you! Ah, he. NO!!!

Poo: O K. Now that we know that you know your vowels tell us what
happened.

Ness: I got the boat. Everythings fine. When i came back, i saw Pokey's
spider armor thingy.

Paula: YOUR SCARED OF POKEY!!! HAHAHAHAHA!

(Ness glares at Paula)

Ness: Im not scared of him. Im scared of his armor. Pokey, on the other
hand, looks more demented than he usually is.

Paula: You can tell??

(Suddenly the Spider Mech (Pokey's Armor) appears behind Paula, Jeff,
and Poo. Only Ness sees it. Paula, Jeff, and Poo have no idea.)

Ness: POKEY!!!!!!!!

(Paula, Jeff, and Poo finally turn around)

Pokey: Im back!!

Ness: .........you don't sound like Pokey.

Pokey: I don't know why im hiding myself. See, im not Pokey!

(Pokey falls to the ground like a zombie. Both Pokey and the Spider
Mech. Giygas appears where Pokey was.)

Giygas: HAHAHAHAHA! Im back.

<end of part 1>