EB's Weird Endings
By Darth Belch
(NOTE TO ALL: I encourage you to make up your own EB Weird endings, as
long as they are, well, weird.)
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(This series oof fan fics is, weird alternative endings to Earthbound)

Giygas: Ness, im tired of fighting.

Ness: !!!

(Ness makes chicken noises)

Giygas: I have a few new attcks, if you wanna fight.

Paula: Im hungry.

Giygas: Oh, sorry to hear that Paula, here, have a hamburger.

(Giygas hands Paula a hamburger)

Paula: Thanks!!

(Paula eats the burger)

Poo: YOU FOOL!!! ITS A SPIKED BURGER!!

Paula: There were no spikes on it!!

Poo: YOU DOUBLE FOOL.!!! I MEAN I WAS POISENED.

Paula: I feel weird......

Jeff: Paula, your turning pink.........

(Paula turns into Jigglypuff)

Ness: NOOOOOOOOO! NOT A POKEMON!!

Paula: HELP HELP, HE........JIGGLYPUFF!!!

Jeff: How much worse can this get???

(Giygas turns on a tv. The news is on)

TV Reporter: And thats why the mayor's pants were on fire. In video game
news, Nintendo is releasing Pokemon Pink with Blue Polka dots. Also,
Earthbound 64 is being pushed back 19 months.

Ness: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Paula: Jigglypuff jig jig ly puff.

(Giygas uses PSI  Video Games

Jeff: Whats happening???

(Poo turns into Scorpion from Mortal Kombat)

(Jeff turns into Crash Bandicoot)

(Paula turns into Lara Croft)

(Ness turns into Ash Ketchum from.....*GASP* Pokemon)

Ness: NO!!! MY WORST NIGHTMARE!!!

(Ness trys PSI Rockin, but a Pikachu appears)

(TV turns on)

TV Reporter: LATE BREAKING NEWS FROM NINTENDO!!!! EARTHBOUND 64 IS BEING
RELEASED NEXT WEEK!!! WOO HOOO!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!! WEEEEEEEE!!!!
HUZZAH!!!

(Tv reporter runs around celebrating and there are many cheering noises)

Giygas: NOOOOOO!!!!! WHAT HAPPENED?????

Jeff: A side affect.

Ness: PAULA!!!!!! YOUR.......YOUR

(Ness's Eyes start to bug out)

Paula: WOW!!!!

(Suddenly, Giygas gets pegged in the head with an Earthbound 64
cartridge)

(Giygas dissapears)

(Everybody turns back to normal)

Ness: Who threw that cartridge

Voice: ITS-A ME, A-MARIO. I GETA SICK OF A-POKEMON-A.

(Luigi comes out of nowhere and smacks Mario)

Luigi: THAtS WHAT YOU GET FOR LEAVING ME Out Of ALL YOUR GAMES SUCH AS
MARIO RPG, AND MARIO 64!!!

Mario: What about Mario is Missing????? That was a game on Super
Nintendo, and you were the star!!!

Luigi: THAT GAME WAS HORRIBLE!!

(Ness, Paula, Jeff, and Poo dissapear.)

(Luigi and Mario turn into Pokeballs)