Bottom of the 9th

by: Darth Belch

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Announcer: Welcome all! This is the big game here folks! Its Ness' Team vs. Pokey's team. .......geez, so much for spiffy team names!

Ness: Well are you ready team?

Ness's Team: YA!!!!!

(In Pokey's dugout)

Pokey: Guys, you know your job. wait till the bottom of the ninth, then let Ness get it!

Pokey's Team: YES SIR!

Anouncer: Now its time to begin.But first, we will salute te flag. Ness' Team's own Paula will sing the national anthem.

Paula:Ahem...Oooooo say can you seeeee...By the dawn's early light...

Person in audience: Hey hot momma!

Paula: Grrrr..ahem...What so proudly we wail......at the twilight's las gleaming.

Person: Ya baby!!!

Paula: OK THATS IT!!!

(Paula fries the person with her Fire attack, then she finishes the anthem)

Announcer: Well...nice firework show..well on to the game! Its Pokey's Team who will step to bat first! Dave is first to bat! And we have Jeff on the mound!

Jeff well if my calculatins are correct....

(Jeff strikes out Dave)

Dave(to himself): No matter wait til the bottom of the ninth!

(Jeff strikes out Joe)

Joe: Bottom of the 9th.......

(Jeff strikes out Don)

Don: Oooo cant wait until the bottom of the 9th!

Ness: Jeff, with you as a pitcher, we dont need fielding!

Jeff: My secret is Geometry! See if you take the square yardage of the circumference of the...

Paula: Jeff please.....

Announcer: Now Ness' team is up at bat!

(Paula score a run. Jeff scores a run. Poo scores a run. More people score runs! It is the top of the ninth. Score is Ness's team, 13 Pokey's Team, 2)

Pokey: OK gus, top o the ninth! Half an ining before plan "hatever kicks into play!

(Jeff strikes out 2 people, and Pokey is the last at bat. Now its a full count, 2 strikes, 3 balls)

Ness: HEY JEFF LET ME PITCH!!

Jeff: Ok, there is no way to lose!

Pokey: Oh great! Ness is a pitcher now. OH COME ON NESS, THROW IT AT ME!!!

(Ness puts on an evil grin)

Ness: Oh, ill throw it at you! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

(Ness laughs like a maniac and pegs Pokey in the head hard with the ball

Pokey: Mommy!!

(Bottom of the ninth)

Announcer: Well it has finnaly come! The bottom of the ninth. Ness' team, 13, Pokey's team, 2. Ness' Team has officially won, however both tms have decided to continue)

Pokey(to his team): Well here it is....get ready.

(Paula srtikes out)

Paula: Oh darn!

(Jeff strikes out)

Jeff: My calculations must be off!

Announcer: Last at bat is.....NESS!!

(Pokey, the pitcher, pitches the ball. A ball. This continues until noher full count happens. The, the very last pitch of the game...Ness hits a homerun!!)

Pokey: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!! GUYS, ATTACK!!!!!

(Pokey's team storms the field. THEY rip off thier uniforms to reveal that Pokey's team was all Starmen!)

Ness: Here we go!!

(Ness,Paula,Jeff,and Poo bat the Starmen, while the rest of Ness' team cowers in the dugout)

Pokey: TIME FOR ME TO GOOOOOOO!

Ness: What a game!

Poo: I hould play this more often!

Paula: Ya its cool!

Jeff: Now Ness, and i was explaing, the quadratic eqation of the field times the width...

(Ness hit Jeff over he head with a bat)

Ness: Oh man i love this game!

(end)