Alternative Endings

By Darth Belch Z



(These little one-chapter fan fics are the endings to Earthbound that didnt happen. You guys can come up with your own)

Ness: Get ready to die Giygas!!!!

Paula: YA!!!!

Giygas: Oh please..you guys are pathetic!!!

(Giygas sends out an attack that hits Paula hard)

Paula:Whats the deal??

(Paula uses Freeze D and it hits Giygas, but it barely has an effect)

Giygas: Pathetic! HAHAHA HOHOHO HEHEHE *cough*cough*choke*

(Giygas starts to choke and he faints)

Poo: Hmm...

(Jeff examines Giygas)

Jeff: He choked himself out!

Ness: AHAHAHA!

(They all started to kick him and taunt Giygas...but he gets up and scares the heck outta Ness and the gang)

Giygas:Boo! You think i as really dead?

(Giygas stands up)

Giygas: NOW ITS TIME TO USE MY MOST POWERFUL ATTACK!!!!

(Giygas uses Surrender D)

Ness: Eh?

Giygas: Guys, lets face it, its been a long day....wanna get some pizza?

Poo: YEA!

(They arre all teleported back to Giygas' place ad they have a party)

Pokey(outside of the door):HEY LET ME IN!!!!

(Giygas opens the door and kicks Pokey and slams the door in his face)

Giygas: HAHAHA! Hey i think its time to battle again!

Ness: NAH! Lets go play some Dreamcast!

(Everyone stares at Ness)

Ness: A-heheheeheh i meant Nintendo!

Giygas: Yea! Forget the battle, lets play Nintendo!!!