Alternative Endings
By Darth Belch Z
(These little one-chapter fan fics are the endings to Earthbound that didnt happen. You guys can come up with your own)
Ness: Get ready to die Giygas!!!!
Paula: YA!!!!
Giygas: Oh please..you guys are pathetic!!!
(Giygas sends out an attack that hits Paula hard)
Paula:Whats the deal??
(Paula uses Freeze D and it hits Giygas, but it barely has an effect)
Giygas: Pathetic! HAHAHA HOHOHO HEHEHE *cough*cough*choke*
(Giygas starts to choke and he faints)
Poo: Hmm...
(Jeff examines Giygas)
Jeff: He choked himself out!
Ness: AHAHAHA!
(They all started to kick him and taunt Giygas...but he gets up and scares the heck outta Ness and the gang)
Giygas:Boo! You think i as really dead?
(Giygas stands up)
Giygas: NOW ITS TIME TO USE MY MOST POWERFUL ATTACK!!!!
(Giygas uses Surrender D)
Ness: Eh?
Giygas: Guys, lets face it, its been a long day....wanna get some pizza?
Poo: YEA!
(They arre all teleported back to Giygas' place ad they have a party)
Pokey(outside of the door):HEY LET ME IN!!!!
(Giygas opens the door and kicks Pokey and slams the door in his face)
Giygas: HAHAHA! Hey i think its time to battle again!
Ness: NAH! Lets go play some Dreamcast!
(Everyone stares at Ness)
Ness: A-heheheeheh i meant Nintendo!
Giygas: Yea! Forget the battle, lets play Nintendo!!!