By DarkNess

Ness enters Super Smash Brothers

Onett, a small town in Eagleland...

"Your going down electrospecter!" Screamed Ness as he used PSI ROCKIN Gamma.

"Ness! What are you doing up so late?" asked Tracey. This was day two of her insomnia.

"Uh, hi Trace," he said as he turned off the monitor and hid his Super Nintendo Entertainment System's Turbo controller behind him.

"You not playing video games past your bed time are you?" She asked suspiciously because of the bright red light coming from the POWER switch.

"Uh, that? Oh I'm just saving it there," he replied warily.

"You know you could just save and turn it off," she said with her I am smarter that you voice.

"Well Miss know it all. I happen to be in a battle!" Replied fast with his boy are you stupid voice.

"Humph!"and she walked away to get her fifteenth glass of milk.

"Why can't she go to sleep and mind her own business," Ness thought as he got into his covers.

"Because Ness! She is with me!" All off a sudden Ness appeared in the Toppola theater.

"Welcome Ness," Boomed the voice. It was Pokey! "Your sister is in the way! She will stop my scheme. Soon she will be in deep sleep. Ness, you looser. I will be known as the galactic champion. Oh, and Ness, YOU CAN'T USE PSI! HA HA HA HA!" Laughed Pokey as he showed Ness another Ness's head. "This will be all that's left off you," a guillotine appeared and... Poof Ness woke up.

Fourside, the biggest city in Eagleland...

"Hey what's that?" said one citizen looking at the Monotoli building. (Now the trout yogurt company) A blue beam was focused onto the top. Then a giant gloved hand appeared. Followed by irregularly shaped, purple, smooth, polyhedron figures. Give us your champion. Said the hand in everyone's head. "We will not allow failure to our master. We will destroy this world if you do not give us your champion," Said the purple creatures. We will take this building as our base. Give us your champion or our champions will come and do great damage. Burning, shocking, and smashing will occur all over the world. You have two days. Then... The hand smashed through the ceiling and quickly took control. The Hand then jumped back out. Waved some fingers and instantaneously the blue light covered the exits and vehicles. No one leaves...

Dalaam, a country in the far east...

"Now Prince Poo, let's talk about marketing. I see toys and, oo, oo, even a video game! Poo Bound." Said a very strange man from summers.

"Uh, how about we stick to the topic. Like about advertising my kingdom. I mean, nobody knows were up here!" said Poo. Trying to shut his manager up.

All of a sudden a door broke down and two of the Polyhedrons appeared. "Bring us your champion. If you do not, then you will die,"

"Well they know." Poo drew his sword of kings. He jumped up kicking one down and slicing the other. After he had made contact, they flew up into the sky and turned into stars. Then some kind of thing resembling a Mr. Saturn appeared only the nose wasn't there and this had arms.

"Master Hand wants this place for attacks from the sky. Give it to him and he will go easy on you," said the pink puffball.

"You don't know what you are up against. Back down while you have the chance," said Poo, hoping he could avoid violence with such a cute creature. The creature just made a fighting pose. "Very well then PSI STARSTORM BETA" PSI STARSTORM BETA was cast on the puff. All of a sudden it pulled out a wand with a star on it and absorbed the energy.

"By the way. The names Kirby," said Kirby as it shot out stars from it's wand. Then jumped up opened it's mouth and started sucking. Poo was pulled off his feet into his mouth, and then he was spit back out. He threw the spit aside to see what had happened to Kirby. When he looked back up Kirby now had a lock of hair coming out of it's head. Then Kirby pulled out a sword. The sword of kings! Poo checked to see if he still had it. Indeed he did. He drew his and "clash"! The sword met with Kirby's sword. Kirby's shattered.. Then a star came out of Kirby's head, making the lock of hair disappear, but the star bonked Poo right on the head.

"PSI TELEPORT BETA" Poo started to run around in circles. Then Kirby tried to stop him. Big mistake. Kirby was sent flying into the wall, it even squished like a pancake. Poo wasted no time. "PSI TELEPORT BETA" He began to spin around. Kirby was just about to shoot a star at him when he disappeared...

Twoson, the town south of Onett...

"Okay, now are you sure this device will remove this stain?" Whined Paula as she looked at the huge, gigantic, red, ketchup stain that she got when she went to the Onett burger stand.

"Yes, probably, maybe, who knows?" Said Jeff, reassuring Paula.

"Most likely. Or of course it could..." Said Apple kid but before he could finish the house blew up! Apple kid took out a small tape recorder. "Memo to myself, turn off cold fusion generator while using the stain sucker."

Then, out off nowhere Poo appeared. "Paula, Jeff. We have trouble. We have to get to Ness's." Everyone gathered around Poo. "Sorry I am low on energy, this time we're doing TELEPORT ALPHA" Poo hadn't noticed the lady crossing the street. "Gotta turn," Poo nearly made the turn to run straight into a light post. He gave out a PSI message telling Jeff and Paula that they didn't have time to turn. This was gonna hurt. Then they disappeared.

Ness's house...

Smash! Paula, Jeff, and Poo just crashed through Ness's door to his room.

"Nice jammies Ness. How come you didn't bring then on your adventure." Cracked Paula. Jeff and Paula started laughing. Poo was calm, Ness was screaming.

"What in the world are you doing!" Screamed Ness blocking the view of his underwear with a teddy bear.

"Well, it appears that a great evil is afoot," explained Poo calmly. Beeop. Beeop.

"Hey guys! Apple Kid has some news," said Jeff as he wired his communicator watch into Ness's new big screen T.V.

"Jeff! Trouble! (Earthbound trouble music starts) Some one was about to enter Fourside when some one else stopped them and..." Sweat was pouring off Apple kid's body. "Told them that a giant hand has taken over, and is asking for the champion . They have gone through torture for two days already. The hand is sending "champions" to destroy this world."

"One of those is a pink puffball named Kirby," said Poo, showing them his sword.

"The barriers won't stop PSI, Ness can teleport there," said Apple Kid.

"Could I have a little privacy!" Said Ness slamming the door on Jeff.

"Poo, you said you were low on energy, drink this for a PSI boost,"Paula said handing Poo a bottle of water.

1 minute later...

"PSI TELEPORT BETA" Screamed Ness after he found a place to run, but nothing happened. "Huh?" You can't use PSI Was Pokey right? What was going on? "Uh Poo, why don't you use teleport. I need to save my PSI power for this hand," said Ness, hoping Poo would buy it. No sense in making the others worry. Poo bowed his head and used PSI Teleport Beta.

Fourside, a city of chaos...

Onett, a small town in Eagleland...

Wham....! "Huh?"

"Wha ha ha ha ha! I am Captain Falcon. Master of all space races. It's pretty easy with a lead foot!" Said Captain Falcon as he used Falcon Kick to trip Ness, Paula, Jeff, and Poo. Captain Falcon then picked up Poo and threw him on the ground at high speed, this guy was fast, Paula couldn't charge up PSI Freeze Omega and Jeff couldn't use any tools. Poo was trapped under a rock. Ness was thrown into his house by one of those purple things. If only he could use PSI. His phone started to ring. He picked it up. Captain Falcon had not noticed him and the purple things lost interest.

"Hello, Ness. It's me, your father. Well I just thought I should call and tell you about a gift from a friend. La la la la la la la la may the truth be seen, may the past be present, may destiny win. May the hate be used in power, to... defeat itself. May the secret of PSI fail, PK has the power of destiny, hate of music, and love, shall kill... Click beep-beep-beep" Ness Learned PK Thunder, Ness learned PK Fire, Ness learned PK Absorb.

"Hey Captain Falcon, how about you pick on me." Said Ness triumphantly. He knew that his mom had the video camera and was watching. Spiteful crow, to fast falcon. Who would have known.

"So, you give up!" Falcon was coming right toward him.

"PK FIRE!" A little disk came out of Ness's fingers. I'm dead thought Ness. The disk hit Falcon on the head and turned into a tornado of flames.

"Ahhhhh!."

"PK THUNDER!" Screamed Ness. He fell into meditation and a ball of lightning came out of his head. He could control were the thunder ball went. He blasted Falcon right in the butt.

"Ow!!!!!" He screamed! "I can't loose!" Ness used his bat. Whamm! Then Ness used his Yo-Yo. SMAAAASSSSHHHHH! Ness then used his own little Karate. Bam wham boom! Ness decided to use PK Thunder again. This time he hit him self into Falcon. WHAAAAAMMMMMM! Captain Falcon was gone. The Purple minions ran away. While Ness was fighting Captain Falcon, Jeff and Paula helped free Poo.

"Wo. Those were some interesting moves Ness, were did you learn them?"Asked Poo.

"That was not PSI," said Paula.

"What is this PK, I have not heard of it," questioned Jeff. Ness explained what happened.

"But how could your dad have known..." Paula was just about to finish her sentence when they appeared in Fourside.

Fourside, A city of chaos...

Where is your champion! This is your last warning, give me your champion or...

"Or what glover." Said Ness standing right behind him.

The battle is now a foolish one. You can not be the champion. I could beat you easily.

"No! Don't pick him. I am the champion," it was Pokey!

"Pokey, give it up," Ness said. Hoping to scare Pokey away.

"No Ness. You give it up. I can beat you with my top physical condition." Pokey said. Lifting his fat arms in the air. Everyone started laughing! Pokey was a weak fat kid who was short a few marbles. "I challenge you Ness. Whoever wins gets to be Eagleland's champion." Pokey said.

"Your on!" Replied Ness. The hand summoned blue light over a clearing to turn it into an arena. The exits were unblocked now. Pokey was near the only item left. A sharp pipe.

"Ness. I hope this hurts you more than me," Pokey picked up the pipe and through it, but Ness dodged. Out of nowhere a laser sword appeared. Pokey grabbed it and ran for Ness.

"PK FIRE!" The disk flew. Pokey hit it with his sword. It turned into two flaming tornados. Pokey was still running. Ness grabbed his bat. WHAAAMMMM! The bat broke. Ness jumped over Pokey and used his Yo-Yo. It made a loud Clank sound. Pokey grabbed Ness and picked him up.

"Figure it out yet. No PSI boy," Said Pokey with an evil grin. Ness struggled but couldn't get free. Pokey tightened his grip and SMAAAASSSSHHHHH! He was thrown near it. the blue light surrounding the arena. He knocked the pipe that Pokey had thrown at him into it. It disintegrated. Two new items fell. A Bob-omb and a hammer. Pokey picked the Bob-omb and threw it at Ness. Ness thought about the bomb bouncing off him. A strange pink shield appeared over him. Pokey grew angry. Ness grabbed the hammer and was instantly possessed. Wham wham wham wham wham wham wham wham wham. WHAAA WHAMM! Ness smashed Pokey right on the head. His human shell came off. HE WAS A ROBOT.

"Ness!" Screamed Pokey as his true self was seen. The hand appeared.

This is not allowed. Stop immediately... Pokey shot a laser beam at the hand. It fell dead flat.

"We shall finish this off Ness." Pokey said. He was charging up his laser.

"PK THUNDER!" Screamed Ness, but he was too weak.

"This is the end Ness." Pokey fired.

"PK ABSORB!" A green shield appeared over Ness. The beam hit it. Ness was revived with the energy. "PK THUNDER!" Ness shot his PK Thunder and smashed Pokey.

"BKSJNSDKJNANDLANDJLSKFCNSJDLJK!" Screamed Pokey.

"PK THUNDER!" This time Ness hit him self and SMAAASSSSHHHHEEEEEEEDDDDD! Pokey into the blue.

"AGA AGA AGA AGA AGA! NOOO! NESS! POKEY SHALL HAVE REVENGE! YOUR SISTER HAS YOUR PSI POWERS! HA HA HA......" Pokey was destroyed. Ness landed on his knees. "So it was a robot," he said. The blue wall was gone.

"YAAAHOOOO!" Screamed everyone!

You shall come with me. The hand had gotten up. You shall fight for your freedom... The hand grabbed Ness and threw him into a portal. The hand then entered. After a few seconds Ness was spit right out...

Epilogue:

Ness explained how his spirit had taken the form of a doll, the people he fought. And the security before he could fight the master hand. After he beat Samus. He broke into the hands office to find Metal Mario, a security hallway, the purple guys who were called the fighting polygon team. And then the showdown with the master hand. This took a day in where Ness was. But in the real world it took seconds. Once they got home Jeff transferred the PSI back to Ness. Tracey couldn't handle the immense power in her mind which made her stay up. Pokey can only do it with the master hand being the converter. At least, thats what Jeff said...

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