"I Know What You Did Last Summers..."
By: CoolDude
Ness, Paula, and Jeff entered the Stoic Club. People were
everywhere, a rock on stage, and some lady, supposedly the lady who
could make Magic Cake, was talking about her Id. The trio went over to
the manager, and he mentioned, "That girl over by the entrance is my
best customer!"... They went over to the girl, who said the same exact
thing, but added, "Oh! You came all this way to eat my Magic Cake?" And
they walked out.
The manager eyed them warily, and as he left, one of the
patrons left... His eyes narrowed. "My best customer...." He followed
them outside to the lady's cart. He watched as the kid with the
striped shirt ate the cake.
"Uh... Ness?" Paula said.
"Uuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...."
"Nesssss?"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...."
"It appears that our comrade is experiencing an out-of-body
experience. You can clearly tell as his eyes are dilated, and not
focused on anything." Jeff noted.
"Uuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...." Ness groaned,
after which he passed out.
"I think that's not magic in the cake. It's...er..." Paula
jabbed him in the gut.
"Common decency?"
"Uuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..."
Later, the Manager spotted an oriental kid following them
around.
The lady then went into business making "Magic" tarts. She
wasn't sued, because the Gelato guy made off with all of the customers,
although he insisted that Gelatos were popular among girls.
One Year Later...
"TRAAAAAAAAACYYYYYYYYY!!!!!" Ness yelled..
"What, big brother?"
"WHERE did you put my Legendary Bat, hmmm??"
"Uh.. You told me to take good care of it..."
"So?.."
"I.. hid it.."
"I said take good CARE of it.. I may need it again. Pokey is
still waddling out there, somewhere! And.. I need it for my Halloween
costume..." Suddenly, someone was at the door banging. "I'll get
it!" Ness yelled, running downstairs.
Ness came to the door, which was opened for him, by Picky.
"NESS!.. I JUST GOT A LETTER FROM P.. er... Some unknown
sender... Here you go... I'm going home now... Bye!" and he left.
"Uh.. Okay." Ness said, closed the door, and went upstairs
into his room.
"I know what you did last Summers?... Oh great. Pokey's
annoying me again... YOU ARE CONFUSED!.. YOU SPELL SUMMER WITH ONE S,
and IT WAS IN NOVEMBER, POKEY!" Ness yelled to no one.
Ness had his costume ready. He was going as Ninten. Some
person he wasn't sure of knowing, although he looked strangely like
him. "Now to get the others!.. I wonder how they're doing...?"
Paula was confused... "DAD.. I want to go to ONETT this
Halloween, PLEASE!.."
"You can't go there!.. There they have crows, dogs, and snakes,
oh my! Don't get kidnapped again!.. *Sob*"
Paula put on the flattest face she could. "Dad.. I'm going,
and I can just blow them up if they try to kidnap me, okay?"
"*sniff*.. Okay.. So... where are you going?"
"Over Ness's house."
"What's so great about your boyfriend?"
"Dad!.. He's NOT my boyfriend."
"Okay.. Suuure.. Well, make sure to help the kids dress up for
Halloween. The brainy one insists that it's too childish-" He was
interrupted by a loud yell from downstairs.
"I do NOT want to wear a Power Ranger costume!.. Do not make
me, or I shall be forced to kill you!"
"Come ON, Tom!.. You're supposed to!.. It's Halloween!"
Paula's mom persuaded.
"No!.. I refuse!.." Tom said while pulling out a gigantic
tube, "This Mega Beam says no!"
".... I wish Jeff hadn't left that thingy here. Tom!.. Give
that back to me, you don't know what it does!"
"I know fairly well, woman!.. It gives me the power to rule the
preschool!.. AHAHAH!.. *He pulls the trigger* Ah... ah.... nap
time..." After which he fell onto the table, asleep.
"I hate kids. Hmm... Hypnosis ray..." Paula's mom muttered.
Paula yelled downstairs, "IS IT OKAY IF I GO TO NESS'S HOUSE
FOR HALLOWEEN?!"
"YES, PAULA!, YOU CAN!"
"See?.. Toldja dad... Well, I'm going to get dressed..
Okay!?"
To follow fashion with Ness, Paula went in pigtails to
represent Ana, another person she didn't know, although, it was said
she lived near the school Jeff used to go to.
"Yes father, this costume seems quite adequate. I'm ebullient
that we had time together to talk... Perchance you might be able to
stop eating those infernal pastries for a MOMENT?!.. You're getting it
all over Einstein!.."
"Sorry, son.. *Munch munch*.. Mmm.. Chocolate filling... Er..
Anyway, how has things been going?" Dr. Andonuts asked.
"Uh... Father, we've been at Saturn Valley ever since a few
months ago... Remember? We were constructing that DOUGHNUT-DOING
machine for you and the Saturns.. *Sigh*... I remember when it
malfunctioned, and you decided to devour all of them.."
"Ah... yes.. I love those doughnuts. Do you like Doughnuts,
son?.. *munch munch*.."
"er.. Not really, father."
"Oh.. *Munch Munch* So.. How has Terry been doing?"
"It's TONY.. Dad. I haven't seen him in awhile... I only got
that letter from him, saw him for a bit, then came back to the lab...
Remember?.. After the doughnuts?"
"Doughnuts?!!?!.. WHERE?!?!.. .. You're kidding me son.. *munch
munch*."
".. DAAAAAAAD!.. Jeez.. I can BUILD a Gaia Beam, and what do
you do?.. You eat DOUGHNUTS!.. DOUGHNUTS FOR God's SAKE!.. Father.. I
think you have a problem."
"What are you talking about?.. I made that Phase Distorter.."
"Apple Kid and the Saturns did.. You just ate their
doughnuts."
"... Uh... *munch munch*.. no?.. Darn.. Need a new doughnut."
Dr. Andonuts stated, and got another.
"Father, you're incorrigible."
"Sorry, son. *munch munch*."
"Just.. don't get any on the Einstein costume!... .. WHAT did I
just say?!"
".. Sorry son. *munch munch*..."
".. That's okay dad.. Just bug Ooga booga or whatever his name
is over there."
Of course, Jeff was going as Albert Einstein. Of course, he
had to use a lot of Gel for the hair.
"... What is this.. 'Halloween', Ness?" Poo asked.
"It's a time where we all dress up in costumes, go door to
door, and say, 'Trick Or Treat!', and get candy." Ness said.
"... You people are crazy... But.. I guess I'll go." Poo hung
up the phone.
"Next thing you know, they'll try to get me to EAT the
candy!... So, master, what shall be my, 'Costume' ?..."
"Prince Poo, you shall wear no costume."
"What for?.. If I do as such, Ness and my other friends may be
greatly angered."
"Do not worry, they will interpret your normal garbs as a
costume."
"What?.. Whatever for?"
"They will ask if you are a Samurai."
Poo shook his head, ".. tsk tsk tsk.. Such badly cultured
people.. Ah.. Well, I guess I'm ready. When is, 'Halloween', master?"
"Tonight, or more specifically, in a few hours."
"Good, I guess I'm ready. Good bye until much later,
master!.." Poo bowed, left the building, and commenced, "PSI TELEPORT
ß!". Poo flew off to Ness's place.
Much later, (and one hole in the roof, from the Sky Runner II),
the old group was, again, back at Ness's house.
"So.. Where do we go first, Ness?" Paula asked.
"Where?..."
"Yes..."
"How about Po-"
"NO!" Paula, Jeff, and Poo yelled.
"OKAY.. Okay.. okay... I guess it's south, then, eh?"
"Yes, it appears as such, Ness." Jeff 'speculated'.
"Okay.."
..
"Well, Ness?" Paula said.
"What?.."
"WHEN are we going?"
"Oh!.. Okay... Everyone ready?"
"YES!"
"Okay! Okay!.. Sorry!..."
The group proceeded south, but, it wasn't long until "The Trick
or Trick Kid and his cohorts appeared!" Ness screamed, and began
hitting them with his foam bat, his sister supplied.
"AAAAAAA!! MOMMMMMMMY!!!" The small kids yelled, and ran off.
"Ness, it appears as if you have assaulted children.".. Jeff
noted.
"You can't be too sure.." Ness laughed uncomfortably.
After causing many kids major psychological problems, the group
arrived at town. The first house, they said "Trick or Treat!" at, but
were rewarded with, "Sorry, the correct answer is NOT Trick or
Treat-terday!".
A few houses later, they had three Protein Drinks, a few
calorie sticks, and other 'yummy' things. Apparently, people were
giving them table scraps!..
"This is candy?.. Where's the Deluxe water?.. The Brain Food
Lunches!?" Poo complained.
"This is not Dalaam, Poo." Ness said.
"Of course, we don't dishonor ourselves in this manner, just
for table scraps."
"Shut up, Poo."
"Your Eagleland food is so horribly oily!.."
"POO?!"
"Okay!.. I am sorry!... Sorry!.."
They were on their way home, when another Trick or Trick kid
popped out.
"Grrr!" the kid yelled. Ness was about to jump and beat the
heck out of him, but because of his better judgement, he decided
against it..
"Cute costume kid.. We've seen it about 15 times already."
"Grrrr!" The kid said, and pulled out a knife.
"This is interesting, I have never noticed a Trick or Trick
kid, wielding a knife." Jeff said.
Of course, Paula was the only one who actually could TELL it
wasn't a kid.
The guy was about 5 feet, 5 inches tall.
"Guys.. This is NOT a kid.."
"ALRIGHT!" Ness yelled, and began rapidly hitting the guy
with it. The guy easily defended all the blows, and tried stabbing
Ness with his knife.
"GRRRRR!!!"
"Run away fast." Jeff said.
Everyone ran right past the guy, and into Ness's house...
Unfortunately, the lights were off.
"Who turned out the lights?" Poo asked.
"I don't know.. But, I hope Tracy hasn't stolen any of my stuff!" Ness
said..
Paula rolled her eyes. "I think I've seen this... This guy is
going to try to kill us."
"GRR!" the guy popped out from the phone.
"AAAAAA!!!" Ness yelled.
"Help. Help me... Help me please." Jeff said, while the group
ran upstairs into Ness's room.
"What happened?! Why is she chasing us!?"
"ExCUSE me Ness, whatever makes you think it was a GIRL!?"
Paula said.
"Er.. It's a slur... Yeah...!.. A verbal slur!.. I don't MEAN
to do it.." Ness smiled insincerely.
Suddenly, from out the window, the Trick-or-Trick kid/guy jumped in.
"GRRR!" He said, jumped over, grabbed Poo, while Ness and
Paula escaped out of the house, and into Pokey's house..
"Ness?"
"Yeah Paula?"
"Why haven't you used your Psychic Powers, yet?"
"I.. Uh... er... ... Oh!.. I had PSI?"
".... No Ness, you don't. You just think you do, because you
can teleport to places."
"Hey.. I think you're tricking me..."
"Well, what the HECK are you two doing in here!?!" Picky
yelled.
"Well.. er.. you see..." Paula started..
"There's this Trick-or-Trick kid killing us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ness
exclaimed, with much too much exclamation.
"GRRR!" the T/o/T kid yelled, while gasping for air, having
climbed up two floors up the side of the house.
"That's it Ness." Paula pushed Ness aside, and shot a PSI
fire
at the now inside T/o/T kid.
"YEEEEEARGH!!!" The kid yelled.
"That'll teach ya!" The kid fell over, and the mask came off.
OBVIOUSLY, it was that guy from the Stoic Club from awhile
back, but,
"Who's that guy, Paula?" Ness asked.
".. Its' the owner of the Stoic Club, Ness."
"FORMER, STOIC CLUB!!!!" The man yelled.
"What?" Picky asked.
"THESE KIDS TOOK AWAY MY BEST CUSTOMER, AND I HAD TO SELL MY
CLUB TO SOME MECHANICS, WHO MADE IT INTO A CAR REPAIR SHOP!!!"
"Wasn't it a Truck repair shop?" Ness asked.
"I DON'T CARE!"
"Where are Jeff and Poo?!" Paula demanded.
"I.. I... hid them in the deepest, darkest shadow!"
"Where is?".. The phone ringing answered Paula's question.
"Hello?.. Minch Residence, Picky speaki--GAAHH!!" Picky
jumped
away from the phone, as Jeff and Poo tumbled out of the receiver.
"Hey fellas!.. Where have you been!?" Ness said.
"We've been in the phone, Ness." Jeff stated.
"We met your father, he is a very nice man." Poo added.
"So.. What do we do, with Mr. Stoic?" Ness asked.
"The same we do with everyone, Ness." Paula grinned evilly.
"YES!.. We make him watch episodes of DIGIMON!"
"NOOOOO!!. PLEASE!!.. NO!!!!!" The manager screamed.
"Not so Stoic anymore, eh?" Jeff said.
Everyone looked at Jeff.
"Wha?".. Ness asked.
"Well. it's kinda like being unresponsive to anything.. but..-
Hey!.. The fellow is getting away!" Jeff stated.
"Nah nah!.. Spankety Spankety, Spanky!".. The manager
taunted,
although his escape was cut short by the wall he ran into.
The Onett Police Force put the manager into torture, by having
Dr. Andonuts eat doughnuts over his head, letting the crumbs drop onto
the manager's forehead. He cracked very fast.
Poo ended up donating all of his candy to the girls in Dalaam.
They winked many times at him, cleared their eyes, and said thank you.
Jeff was on a sugar buzz for the next few weeks, and while this
happened, he built tons of useless things.. Like, "The Instant
Carbonated Beverage Flattener", or, the "Cold Blanket", and let's not
forget the "Solar Powered Reading Light".
Her father put Paula into confinement, because she had a fake
blood stain on her shirt, from some kid who was a vampire.
Ness finally got a clue, but it cost him $400.
And, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ was confused.
And, t_ _ R _ _ _ e _ was confused.
And, t_ e R _ a _ e r was confused.
And, the Reader was confused.
Afterwords: I hope you enjoyed this story as
much as I
liked writing it.. Or more. :) Thanks for reading... ~CoolDude