Paula: Who’s stupid idea was it to jump in while wearing our only clothes?

Ness and Exit Mouse: (pointing to Jeff) It was him!

Jeff: I can dry us off with THE FLAMETHROWER I JUST INVENTED!!!!!!

Paula: (smacks Jeff with her fry pan)

Exit Mouse: We need to get back to Threed and see if beating Belch got rid of the zombies.

Ness: But, the zombie paper got rid of them awhile ago.

Paula: Apparently it wasn’t completely effective since we fought zombies again.

Jeff: Then what the heck was it for?

Ness: I... GAH! (falls to the ground, convulsing wildly)

Paula: (rolls her eyes) Oh great, Ness is homesick again. I’m not talkin to his mom again!

Ness: I’m not homesick! (pulls the psychotically vibrating Sound Stone out of his backpack) It’s the Sound Stone!

Exit Mouse: There must be a sanctuary nearby!

Jeff: Ooh, vibrating!

Ness: (puts the Sound Stone on the ground) Go find the sanctuary, go find it boy!

Sound Stone: (vibrates away and into a nearby cave)

Ness: After it! (they run into the cave)

Ranboob: Growl!

Struttin Evil Mushroom: (Struts evilly)

Tough Mobile Sprout: (hops up and down)

Exit Mouse: (dives into Ness’ backpack) I think I need something to eat!

Ness: Holy carp! What the heck are these things, Jeff?

Jeff: (pulls a laptop computer from out of nowhere) That big one is Ranboobmon. His crushing leaf attack will send you screaming from the garden!

Paula: What the heck are you talking about!? What garden!?

Ness: Can a leaf really be crushing?

Struttin’ Evil Mushroom: (blasts some spores into Jeff’s face)

Jeff: Hey, stop it! (is mushroomized) I mean...please continue.

Ness: (beats the tough mobile sprout into the ground with his bat) Die!

Paula: (blasts the mushroom away from Jeff with PSI Fire) These guys are pushovers.

Ranboob: (whacks Paula with his leaf stick)

Paula: (flies into a wall)

Ness: I guess it’s up to me to beat ‘em with my ULTIMATE SSB FIGHTING SKILLS!!!! (leaps at the ranboob)

Ranboob: (puts up his shield and rolls behind Ness)

Ness: What the...? (is thwacked)

Jeff: (swaying back and forth) I’ll beat...it...with my bottle...thingy...rocket... (fires a big bottle rocket at Ness and Paula and then passes out)

Ness and Paula: Aw crap... (are blown out of the cave)

Mr. Saturn: (ducks as Ness and Paula hurtle out of the cave and crash into the valley below) DOING?

(a few hours later)

Ness: (wakes up) Where is we?

Paula: (wakes up) Whoa, déjà vu!

Dr. Saturn: I fix your body!

Exit Mouse: (munching a peanut cheese bar) You guys are in the Saturn Hospital.

Ness: How’d we get back to the hospital?

Dr. Saturn: All was happy, happy, DOING! Then you come in through, roof! Crash! Boom! Bang!

Paula: (kicks Jeff who is still lying on the floor) How’d stupid-head get here?

Jeff: (wakes up) Ouch, cut me some slack, ok? I was mushroomized, poisoned, and then turned into a ghost before I could get back here!

Ness: We have to get through that cave! The Sound Stone could have already reached the melody by now!

Paula: (as they climb up to the top of the valley again) Maybe it’ll come back on its own?

Exit Mouse: We can’t assume that plot hole will happen, we need to make it ourselves!

Ness: (charges into the cave) YAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! (smacks a ranboob in the face with his bat)

Ranboob: GROWL! (smacks Ness with his leaf stick)

Paula: (vaporizes a row of mushrooms with PSI Fire B) We’ve just gotta blast through ‘em!

Jeff: This looks like a job for...THE HP SUCKER!!!!! (pulls it out of his pocket)

Ranboob: (puts its shield up) Hee.

Ness: (whacking the shield of light) I’ll break through sooner or later, you stupid pineapple monster!!!

Ranboob: Grrr. (rolls with its shield behind Ness)

Ness: (flips his combat yo-yo backwards, flinging the ranboob into the wall) Boo yeah!

Ranboob: Gwargh. (is tamed)

Exit Mouse: (rips the leaves off of a tough mobile sprout) I see the exit over there! (points over there)

Paula: (blasts a few more mushrooms and sprouts out of the way) Coming, Exit!

Jeff: MUA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! The HP sucker sucked over 30 HP!!!!!!!

Ness: (as they run out of the cave) Yeah, but Jeff, you LOST over 100 HP while trying to suck HP from them!

Exit Mouse: (hands some peanut cheese bars to each of them as they rest outside the cave) Food time!

Paula: (looking back in the cave) Hey guys, (munch) ever notice how (munch) the monsters never follow (munch) us out of caves and attack us? (munch)

Ness: (munch) Yeah, (munch) weird.

All: (stare blankly and nod)

Struttin Evil Mushroom: (wanders over and kicks Jeff)

Jeff: Y U! (blows him into pieces with his air gun) Hey, I wonder if these mushroom parts are good to eat?

Exit Mouse: (smacks him) We already tried, don’t do it.

Jeff: OW! Okay, okay!

Ness: (smacks him) We SAID no!

Jeff: I’m not eating it, ok? I understand!

Paula: (munching a piece of mushroom) Hey, these aren’t that bad.

Exit Mouse: (sigh) I’ll break out the secret herbs...

(A few accidental explosions later)

Ness: Ok, we’re all, uh, rested, so let’s get going again!

Jeff: Charge! (they run off into the new valley)

Paula: (whacks a mushroom with her fry pan) Eat death!

Ness: (advances on a ranboob) Prepare to fight, pineapple monster!

Ranboob: (twirls its leaf stick) Growl.

Ness: (smacks the ranboob in the head with his bat)

Ranboob: (thwacks Ness with his leaf stick)

Ness: Oh yeah? (powers up his Shield of Light)

Ranboob: Grrr. (powers up his Shield too)

Ness: Bring it on! (powers up to Shield Beta)

Ranboob: (powers up his shield to Shield Sigma)

Ness: Hey, you can’t do that!

Ranboob: Nyah nyah nyah!

Ness: (sighs) Fine then, have it your way. (blasts the Ranboob with PSI Rockin Beta)

Ranboob: (explodes)

Exit Mouse: (karate kicks a mobile sprout into sprigs of parsley) Hey, we’re almost to another cave.

Jeff: (blasts a few tough mobile sprouts) Right with ya, Exit.

Paula: (smacks a ranboob with her fry pan as Ness, Jeff, and Exit dive into the cave) Hey, don’t leave me behind, jerks! (dives in after them)

Enemies outside: Awwww... (wander off)

Ness: I hope we find the sound stone soon.

Exit Mouse: Don’t worry, Ness, the third sanctuary is close by. I can sense its POWER!!!!

Jeff: (sticks a few random parts together) I just made a laser gun. MUA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Paula: (blowing smoke off her hands) Whew, can we take a break first?

Magic Butterfly: (lands on Ness’ head)

Ness: What the heck?

Magic Butterfly: (emits waves of pure happiness)

Ness: I feel...relaxed...(falls asleep, and then to the floor)

Paula: Mind...feeling...happy.

Jeff: A new sensation, huh?

Paula: (smacks Jeff)

Magic Butterfly: (disappears for some reason)

Ness: (wakes up) Ow, I went face first into a present box.

Exit Mouse: What’s inside?

Ness: The coin of SLUMBAR! It’s all mine!

Jeff: (admiring his new laser gun) Can we go yet? I wanna shoot something with my new laser gun.

Ness: Fine. (they walk over to the third sanctuary) Happy now?

Jeff: YES.

Trillionage Sprout: This is the etc. I, am Trillionage Sprout.

Ness: Wow, you must be like a million years old!

Jeff: Prepare to die, weed!

Paula: Can I set him on fire? Pleeeze?

Trillionage Sprout: Whoa, hang on a second, ok? Who says we have to fight?

Ness: The plot, dangit!

Trillionage Sprout: (innocently) You’ve come such a loooooooong way, why not have something to eat before we battle, then? (a tough mobile sprout shows up with a tray full of silver candies) Have some Gushers!

Exit Mouse: Food? (grabs one)

Jeff: YES! (grabs a Gusher)

Paula: You morons! You can’t trust him, he’s a BAD GUY!

Ness: Stop worrying, Paula. (eats one) See? I’m perfectly...(his head turns into a diamond and he falls over)

Jeff: Gasp! The commercials are true!

Paula: Holy crap, Ness has been diamondized!

Trillionage Sprout: Mua hahahaha!!! Get them my minions!

Tough Mobile Sprouts: (leap at Jeff)

Jeff: AHHHHH!!!!!! (blasts them with the Laser Gun)

Exit Mouse: (bashes the sprout holding the tray of Gushers with a croissant) Food hurts, dangit!

Paula: (rummaging through Ness’ pockets) Take ‘em out, guys, I gotta find something.

Trillionage Sprout: Get over here and die! (starts inching towards Jeff)

Jeff: Crap, it’s MOVING! (starts firing madly at the Trillionage Sprout)

Paula: I FOUND IT! (holds up the remote control she took from Ness’ pocket) Now I’m the leader!

Exit Mouse: No, Paula! You have no possible idea what power you toy with!!!!!

Paula: (points the remote at Jeff and presses a button) Hey, Jeff, auto battle!!!

Jeff: (getting beaten by the Trillionage Sprout) Must...use...HP sucker!!!! (keeps firing his laser gun)

Paula: Tee hee hee, this is great!

Exit Mouse: Give me that! (points it at Jeff and presses the B button)

Jeff: YES! (is bitten by Trillionage Sprout) OW! (blasts the sprout with the HP Sucker)

Exit Mouse: Dangit, Paula, you can’t have the remote!

Paula: FINE! (blasts Trillionage Sprout with PSI Fire B) We might as well revive Ness, then.

Jeff: (blasts Trillionage Sprout with the Counter-PSI Unit)

Trillionage Sprout: Gah, can’t concentrate! What the heck? I’M ON FIRE!!!!!! (is horribly and brutally tamed)

Paula: Yay.

Jeff: W00t!

Exit Mouse: (drags Ness into the Milky Well sanctuary)

Sound Stone: (bouncing up and down next to the Milky Well)

Ness: (is revived) What the heck happened?

Paula: Stuff.

Ness: (puts the Sound Stone back in his back pack) I got the third melody, yeah! (does the victory/peace sign)

Jeff: Hey, you didn’t do anything!

Exit Mouse: (sips the Milky Well) Yummy.

(they all walk back to Saturn Valley)

Mr. Saturn: (as they leave the cave) Drink coffee before go? Say yes to me? Say no to me?

Ness: Uh...

Mr. Saturn: Why you say uh...? DRINK!

Ness: We gotta go... (they run down to the entrance to Saturn Valley)

Paula: Bye Mr. Saturns!

Mr. Saturns: DOING!

Jeff: Bye Dr. Saturn!

Dr. Saturn: Come back and I fix your body!

Exit Mouse: Bye Mad Duck!

Mad Duck: QUACK!

Ness: Okay, let’s get back to Threed.

(they arrive back at Threed)

Jeff: That seemed quicker than last time.

Paula: That’s cuz we didn’t have to drag an overly drunken caffeinated Ness along with us this time.

People: Yay, you saved us!

Dude: All righty!

Ness: Let’s go get a bus to Fourside.

Paula: Why?

Ness: Dangit, why not? (they go get on a bus)

Jeff: Yay, let’s go do stuff in Fourside.

(after heading through a few tunnels, the bus comes to a stop in the middle of the Dusty Dunes Desert Road)

Exit Mouse: Dang, it looks like a huge traffic jam.

Bus Driver: END OF THE LINE!!!!!!! (kicks them off the bus and drives off) MUA HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Paula: Well, it looks like we’ll have to trek through the desert to make it across to Fourside.

Jeff: Yep.

Ness: (points to a sign that says "Drugs") Let’s go buy some stuff before we walk through the desert!

Jeff: There are jokes here, but I think we should ignore them.

Paula: (staring blankly) Yes...I agree.

(they walk into the drugstore)