Unusual Rider Written by Heavily Armored Hamster The strangest thing happened I was sitting around At the bus stop, waiting When the most unusual guy Showed up and sat down Right next to me Now I'm not one to point And I'm not one to stare But this guy... He wasn't human at all In fact, he was an entity Made out of evil, completely A swirling crimson face Didn't quite catch his name- He merely mumbled incoherently "Giygas", "Giegue", "Googoo" Something along those lines He looked at me and my soul froze Asked me when the buss arrived And I replied calmly In just an hour more Now this stranger I think he had problems Maybe as a child His mama entity forgot to hug him But all he talked about was power And death and destruction and chaos Seemed like he had a cult following He asked me if I had seen A little boy or two or three Or even a cute little girl I told him I Saw Sammie But he told me that Sammie was his soulless slave So I bit my lip And tried to wait Just half an hour more The silence was awkward There I was Rubbing elbows with the Very embodiment of evil itself Didn't have a lot to say Asked him why he didn't just Fly to his destination Or anything of the like To which he responded He had to conserve his PP I thought it was rude That he had to use Such childish words So the bus came And the two of us boarded I tried to get away from him And found the only other seat open Was next to the Fuzzy Pickle Guy I weighed the options in my mind And finally decided The walk to town wasn't that bad