Thief
Written by Heavily Armored Hamster

I am a thief
It hurts
But I can admit

I am a thief
I came across a stand
A self help food store

I am a thief
I took a backpack of eggs
Without leaving a nickel

I am a thief
Who thought he could profit
From a dozen chickens

I am a thief
Who really is
At heart a gentleman

I am a thief
Who began to feel guilt
Guilt of a profound kind

I am a thief
Who couldn't handle the idea
Of profiting off the chickens

I am a thief
Who set out to redeem
Redeem himself to the world

I am a thief
Who set a dozen chickens free
Just to prove he's not a thief