The Imprisonment of the Psychic Psycho
Written by Heavily Armored Hamster

Psychic Psycho Sells
Various Products brand new
Products to foretell tomorrow
Products warning of Sorrow
Products made with cheap glue
He hears Cash Register Bells

Psychic Psycho on Stand
Fighting against the claims
Says his products are the best
Say his products stand the test
On the consumer he blames
The misfortunes Grand

The Jury is hesitant
They think him a liar
They think his claims are fraud
Into his mind they wish to prod
Of his boastings they tire
A sense of guilt is resident

The Judge stands tall
He delivers his speech
Claims Psychic Psycho is guilty
Says his actions are indeed so filthy
That his punishments are in reach
And he must serve them all

Psychic Psycho became
Imprisoned in the Spring of Fire
Imprisoned for untold ages
Known to fly into rages
Of selling products, he doesn't tire
The same products that brought him a flame