Temporal Soldier
Written by Heavily Armored Hamster

Riding through the future
Riding through the past
Riding through every epoch

Wind rushing through his hair
Wind racing him there
Wind yes-metaphysical wind

Riding on the back of fire
Riding on the back of flame
Riding on top of a meteorite

Stretching due to speed
Stretching due to wind
Stretching due to time

His face becomes compounded
His body begins to shrink
His appearance has changed

Riding through the future
Riding through the past
Riding through every epoch

Here comes a temporal soldier
Here comes the initiator
Here comes General Buzz Buzz

Go forth, begin the chain!
Go forth, end the reign!
Go forth, on the back of flame!