Stereotypes Written by Heavily Armored Hamster Maybe I'm the girl Beautiful, in my pink little dress A bow in my hair, teddy bear in arms And a frying pan in my hand Silky golden curls Always caring, Always loving Yes, maybe I'm the girl But...But then again... I hate my little bow And I hate my pink little dress And I hate the teddy bear, the frying pan I hate the golden curls I hate how I'm expected to be Maybe I'm the boy Tough, a baseball hat on top So casual in shorts and a tee Baseball bat clutched in my hands Short conservative black hair Can't show motion, gotta be cool Yes, maybe I'm the boy But...then again... I hate the baseball hat And I hate my simple attire I hate hair that isn't long I hate those stupid shorts And I want to express emotion Maybe It shouldn't matter Maybe there isn't any way to be either Maybe, the truth is I'm just somewhere in-between