Sentry Robot Written by Heavily Armored Hamster I'm a Sentry Robot I patrol the Halls As dictated by My divine Protocols I'm to let no one through To everyone, I must command "Say the Password!" But I've no time to waste Intruders abound all around So I give them to ten "Say the Password!" 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1,0... And then Safety Mode's Off And I begin to retaliate With all the fury of my source I'm to let no one through Who cannot say the password The Holy, sacred word I'm to let no one through Dead or alive In fact, They'd be best be dead "Say the Password!" 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1,0... There's just one problem My databanks cannot divine What exactly the password is When I look at it in my mind All I can see is seven asterisks All placed neatly in a line No matter For I have a mission Dictated by my protocol Only thing Disastrous Would be if I ran into another Another Sentry Robot like me We'd lock eyes Our voices in unison Would make one simple Command "Say the Password!" 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1,0... And then our master would find Two Sentry Robots in the Hall Torn apart, on the Floor