One hamster's ambition
Written by Heavily Armored Hamster

I wish I could write a poem
One for each individual NPC
Who pops up in Earthbound
I wish I could write a poem
About every enemy major and minor
That shows his face in Earthbound

I wish I could write a poem
About every single song
That's played in Earthbound
I wish I could write a poem
About all the zany items
Purchased or found in Earthbound

I wish I could write a poem
That could capture Mr. Saturn
Completely and fully
All my attempts
Leave something to be desired

I wish I could write a poem
That could tell the story
Word for word
The story of Earthbound

I wish I could write a poem
About every little detail
Present in Earthbound
I wish I could write a poem
But I can't encompass
Everything found in Earthbound

Although that doesn't mean
I won't try