#3
Written by Heavily Armored Hamster

One, two, Three...
Don't count past three!
?Cause I'm the third strongest mole
That ever lived

One, two, three...
Don't think about four!
?Cause of all the moles
I'm the third toughest of them all

One, two, three
Who ever heard of anything more?
All of us moles,
We're about even

One, two, three
Don't count past three!
Guess you could say
It's a species wide tie for #3