Lemonade Stand
Written by Heavily Armored Hamster

Welcome to Jacki's Cafe
Come on in, please enter
There is no age restriction
It's just a cafe, after all

You can come in
Order milk or something
A soft drink or two
But not a cappuccino

No, not a cappuccino
For you're far too young
You don't need the energy
You'd wet the bed, kid

Your folks let you drink it?
Well good for them I guess
But that's not our policy
No cappichino under 21

It's a special kind, you see
Not one sold at every cafe
You could even say
Some inspectors would frown

Jacki's cafe is a cafe
Until the night is half past
Then we become...
Uh, a lemonade stand

Yes, a lemonade stand
One that sells cappuccinos
But you can't come in
You're still a minor

So now you've been warned
Now go off and play
Don't repeat a word
You could say the police would frown