King Joined your Party
Written by Heavily Armored Hamster

Whenever I play that game
I rejoice when the King joins me
Always a little sad when he leaves
The next day I try to wake him
I give him a shove
He just rolls over in response
Says he doesn?t want to go outside

I am of course quite heartbroken
My favorite character abandoned me
The dog I knew when he was a puppy
The dog whom I grew up with
My best friend in the world
Is not to be my traveling companion

When I'm out on my journey
I'll pull out a photo
Of my beloved King smiling
I'll call up my mother
Ask her to put him on the line
Then I'll listen to him sniffle

I bet if he was with me
He'd growl and he'd bite
Develop a PSI power or two
Grow in level with battle
Eventually become a world force
He'd be the fifth chosen

During conversations
He'd make sarcastic remarks
Play the role of comic relief
It's not like the four us
Talk to each other at all
Except during big plot points

I wish he'd go with me
But indoors he'll stay
Because he doesn?t want to go outside
So I?ll write him letters
Bring him things to smell
Call him on the phone
Wish that he was here