Dirty Dirty Written by Heavily Armored Hamster You dig around in trashcans Eat food right from the garbage You're a dirty, dirty boy You carry the teddy bear you found Inside of that rotting dumpster You're a dirty, dirty girl You scrounge about for metal You're a scavenger for broken junk You're a dirty, dirty boy You search through the waste Collecting bottled water You're a dirty, dirty boy Look, you're covered in grime! All moldy and filthy! You?re a bunch of dirty, dirty kids