Birthday Written by Heavily Armored Hamster Hello again Son Your Balance is Fine You don't need to know The EXP to the next level Your journey's completed Well, what is there to say? Your birthday's coming soon I'll try my best To make it home Just for that day You're birthday's coming You're going to be 13 Or is it 12, or is it 14? You're growing up so fast I missed out on so much So much of your short short Short short childhood I wish I could be there more I really, honestly do Somehow I'll make it up to you Your Birthday's coming I'll have to surprise you I'll have to get you a present Something to make you sing Maybe a new video Game Or an even grander baseball bat Or maybe a golden medal Or maybe my very presence Because you see it so rarely Will be enough of a gift A moment to cherish But I don't believe that's enough I think I must give you a gift A gift you'll always remember Something not material at all Something emotional and metaphysical Did you know that My birthday Is also coming soon? Did you know on that day The day that you entered my world Is the first day I was alive? Did you know That I have a thousand birthdays Every time I'm by your side? Did you know Our birthday's coming soon? An anniversary of our first day alive? Your Birthday's coming soon And I'll be sure to bring A few words for you to see Just how much You've always meant to me