Beak Point Real Estate
Written by Heavily Armored Hamster

What can Beak Point Real Estate
Do for you?
That's a fine question to ask!
Certainly you're on the right path
To your new new new home

What CAN Beak Point Real Estate
Do for you?

Take your nickel take your nickel
Take your DIME take your DIME
Take your dollar take your money
Take it all, Yes take it all

You won't have any money
But you'll have something
That kinda
Sorta
In a stretch
Non-literal way
Can be loosely described as a "House"

Take for example
Our biggest deal
This cool little house
Some might describe as
As bucket of ice
But then again it is one

Here at Beak Point Real Estate
We believe houses should be cheap
The only reason why houses
Get so insanely expensive
Is do to all those frivolities
Like walls, furniture, and floors
Take off a wall-
And you cut the price in half!
Heck, it's a seaside view!
What a steal!
You're the crook after all!

What CAN Beak Point Real Estate
Do for you (The Consumer)
(The sucker) (The lollipop)
(The wormy wormy wormy worm)

It's not so much a question
Of what we can do
As it is a question
Of what we can't do
Which is a lot of things
But that's beyond the point

What we're trying to say
Is come to Beak Point Real Estate
We'll take your nickel take your nickel
Take your DIME take your DIME
Take your dollar take your money
Take it all, yes take every penny!
Come to us we want your money
You'll be ever so happy
In a cardboard box
(The Buddhists believe in simplicity!)

We want your money
We'll take your money
Come to us
It'll be a sweet sweet deal
Sweet sweet sweet deal (FOR US)
You'll be happy
Or maybe not
It really doesn?t matter

Beak Point Real Estate
505 E. Street
Onett, Eageland
"The only thing screwed up
About Beak Point Real Estate is YOU"