Bakery Counter Guy
Written by Heavily Armored Hamster

That bakery counter guy-
Yeah, him-He's really freaky

That bakery counter guy-
His back is facing me again!

That Bakery counter guy-
Facing a wall bare and plain

That Bakery Counter guy-
I don't want to judge him...

That Bakery Counter guy-
But I think he's scheming...

That Bakery Counter Guy-
Something sinister in nature

That Bakery Counter Guy-
I'm not gonna buy from him

That Bakery Counter Guy-
Yeah, him- he's really freaky

Bakery counter guy, what ARE you doing?
Could you be re-applying false mustache?

Bakery Counter Guy, what ARE you doing?
Playing a game of tic-tac-toe all alone?

Bakery Counter Guy, what ARE you doing?
What ever it is, you better cut it out

What's that, you say?
Speak up, I can't hear a word!

What's that, you say?
What? That's why you always turn away!?

Just should've told me, Bakery Counter Guy
I mean, I'm well versed and open-minded

Just should've told me, Bakery Counter Guy
I mean, hey, if you have seven heads, it's cool

Just should've told me, Bakery Counter Guy
Six heads on the chest, Must be hard to hide

Just should've told me, Bakery Counter Guy
That you needed to give the six a breath of air!